<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny kill - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny kill - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Behind The Scenes On Kill Bill</title><link>http://www.abum.com/93928/Behind-The-Scenes-On-Kill-Bill.html</link><description>Some awesome behind the scenes shot of the making of Kill Bill. Some are amazing, some hilarious and others are just a great candid look at a classic movie as it&#039;s being made. Tarantino fans will lap this up.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-93928/Behind-The-Scenes-On-Kill-Bill.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93928.jpg</image><media:title>Behind The Scenes On Kill Bill</media:title><media:description>Some awesome behind the scenes shot of the making of Kill Bill. Some are amazing, some hilarious and others are just a great candid look at a classic movie as it&#039;s being made. Tarantino fans will lap this up.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Behind,The,Scenes,Kill,Bill</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93928.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Sin City: A Dame To Kill For</title><link>http://www.abum.com/92728/Sin-City-A-Dame-To-Kill-For.html</link><description>The first trailer’s out for the second film from Frank Miller’s noir comic series Sin City. Feel free to let out a squeak of delight. And the main take away is, Jessica Alba’s stripper is back! Hooray!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-92728/Sin-City-A-Dame-To-Kill-For.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92728.jpg</image><media:title>Sin City: A Dame To Kill For</media:title><media:description>The first trailer’s out for the second film from Frank Miller’s noir comic series Sin City. Feel free to let out a squeak of delight. And the main take away is, Jessica Alba’s stripper is back! 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Be afraid.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-92483/This-Pok-mon-Will-Kill-You.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92483.jpg</image><media:title>This Pokémon Will Kill You!</media:title><media:description>They might look cute, but they can also be entirely deadly and may well kill you—not to alarm you but in this video, Jake Roper (Vsauce3) explains how three Pokémon—Magcargo, Blastoise, and Victreebel—could most definitely end you. Be afraid.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>This,Pokmon,Will,Kill,You</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92483.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 08 Nov 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Can Stress Actually Kill You?</title><link>http://www.abum.com/91674/Can-Stress-Actually-Kill-You.html</link><description>Getting all riled up is often claimed to be no good for the heart, but can stress actually kill you or is it all just bull crap? Let&#039;s all stress about the answer.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91674/Can-Stress-Actually-Kill-You.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91674.jpg</image><media:title>Can Stress Actually Kill You?</media:title><media:description>Getting all riled up is often claimed to be no good for the heart, but can stress actually kill you or is it all just bull crap? Let&#039;s all stress about the answer.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Can,Stress,Actually,Kill,You</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91674.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 09 Jul 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Thug Notes - To Kill a Mockingbird</title><link>http://www.abum.com/91007/Thug-Notes-To-Kill-a-Mockingbird.html</link><description>This is what every school child needs as their study aid, relaying the narrative before diving in for some deeper analysis and looking over the themes of this classic novel, breaking down the metaphors and shit yo.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91007/Thug-Notes-To-Kill-a-Mockingbird.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91007.jpg</image><media:title>Thug Notes - To Kill a Mockingbird</media:title><media:description>This is what every school child needs as their study aid, relaying the narrative before diving in for some deeper analysis and looking over the themes of this classic novel, breaking down the metaphors and shit yo.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Thug,Notes,Kill,Mockingbird</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91007.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>KIll Those Calories!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/89069/KIll-Those-Calories.html</link><description>In this music video for Vitalic&#039;s track &quot;Stamina&quot; we glimpse a world of exercise apps that pushes people to their very limits when it comes to burning the calories, limits that result in your demise or at the very least fighting off a burger-headed foe.</description><category>Music</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-89069/KIll-Those-Calories.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89069.jpg</image><media:title>KIll Those Calories!</media:title><media:description>In this music video for Vitalic&#039;s track &quot;Stamina&quot; we glimpse a world of exercise apps that pushes people to their very limits when it comes to burning the calories, limits that result in your demise or at the very least fighting off a burger-headed foe.</media:description><media:category>Music</media:category><media:keywords>KIll,Those,Calories</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89069.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Smoking Can Kill</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85880/Smoking-Can-Kill.html</link><description>Smoking can be really bad for your health, especially if you have a dog around. I&#039;m not sure why this guy is not wearing any clothes while he&#039;s playing video-games, but he&#039;s in his own home so I guess he can do what the hell he likes. FAIL!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85880/Smoking-Can-Kill.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85880.jpg</image><media:title>Smoking Can Kill</media:title><media:description>Smoking can be really bad for your health, especially if you have a dog around. I&#039;m not sure why this guy is not wearing any clothes while he&#039;s playing video-games, but he&#039;s in his own home so I guess he can do what the hell he likes. FAIL!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Smoking,Can,Kill</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85880.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Double Exposure: Shoot To Kill</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85255/Double-Exposure-Shoot-To-Kill.html</link><description>A bunch of Canon commandos get sent on a special mission. A girl has been taken hostage by some Nikon terrorists and it&#039;s their job to rescue her before she&#039;s had her... picture taken and thus her soul stolen or some other similar abomination.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85255/Double-Exposure-Shoot-To-Kill.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85255.jpg</image><media:title>Double Exposure: Shoot To Kill</media:title><media:description>A bunch of Canon commandos get sent on a special mission. 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When she &amp; Miles got home, mommy &amp; daddy killed them both.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84196/Mommy-Daddy-Are-Gonna-Kill-Me.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84196.jpg</image><media:title>Mommy &amp; Daddy Are Gonna Kill Me</media:title><media:description>It&#039;s time for some major adorbz, with a little girl who has the cutest voice in the entire universe. But the problem is, although this video ends like everything turns out all right in the end. When she &amp; Miles got home, mommy &amp; daddy killed them both.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Mommy,Daddy,Are,Gonna,Kill</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84196.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 25 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Dan Fanelli Will Kill You</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83769/Dan-Fanelli-Will-Kill-You.html</link><description>Terrorists beware! Send Dan Fanelli to Washington and he&#039;ll personally execute as many enemies as he can get his hands on. Possibly. I&#039;m thinking that anyone who fits the stereotype is gonna be in trouble.</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83769/Dan-Fanelli-Will-Kill-You.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83769.jpg</image><media:title>Dan Fanelli Will Kill You</media:title><media:description>Terrorists beware! 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Here&#039;s how it&#039;s done.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83534/Everything-is-a-Remix-Kill-Bill.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83534.jpg</image><media:title>Everything is a Remix: Kill Bill</media:title><media:description>We all know Mr Tarantino likes his intertextual film references, but come on! He&#039;s just made a patchwork of other films, cutting and pasting until he&#039;s happy. It makes filmmaking look easy. Here&#039;s how it&#039;s done.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Everything,Remix,Kill,Bill</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83534.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Kanye West &amp; Jay-Z Kill a Maybach</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83254/Kanye-West-Jay-Z-Kill-a-Maybach.html</link><description>While the world economy is turning to crap &amp; on the verge of a complete meltdown, you can always rely on hip-hop artists to provide us with a much needed boost. They destroy expensive cars and date beautiful women. Win.</description><category>Music</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83254/Kanye-West-Jay-Z-Kill-a-Maybach.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83254.jpg</image><media:title>Kanye West &amp; Jay-Z Kill a Maybach</media:title><media:description>While the world economy is turning to crap &amp; on the verge of a complete meltdown, you can always rely on hip-hop artists to provide us with a much needed boost. They destroy expensive cars and date beautiful women. Win.</media:description><media:category>Music</media:category><media:keywords>Kanye,West,Jay-Z,Kill,Maybach</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83254.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>How To Kill A Katy Perry Song!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/82382/How-To-Kill-A-Katy-Perry-Song.html</link><description>This is disturbing for many reasons. So many reasons. Firstly, there is no evidence whether this is a man or a woman. None whatsoever. Also, he/she is singing a Katy Perry song, and he/she looks strangely like a very, very fat Russel Brand.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-82382/How-To-Kill-A-Katy-Perry-Song.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82382.jpg</image><media:title>How To Kill A Katy Perry Song!</media:title><media:description>This is disturbing for many reasons. So many reasons. Firstly, there is no evidence whether this is a man or a woman. None whatsoever. Also, he/she is singing a Katy Perry song, and he/she looks strangely like a very, very fat Russel Brand.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>How,Kill,Katy,Perry,Song</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82382.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Mommy &amp; Daddy Are Going To Kill Me :(</title><link>http://www.abum.com/82127/Mommy-Daddy-Are-Going-To-Kill-Me.html</link><description>It&#039;s time for some major adorbz, with a little girl who has the cutest voice in the entire universe. But the problem is, although this video ends like everything turns out all right in the end. When she &amp; Miles got home, mommy &amp; daddy killed them both.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-82127/Mommy-Daddy-Are-Going-To-Kill-Me.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82127.jpg</image><media:title>Mommy &amp; Daddy Are Going To Kill Me :(</media:title><media:description>It&#039;s time for some major adorbz, with a little girl who has the cutest voice in the entire universe. But the problem is, although this video ends like everything turns out all right in the end. When she &amp; Miles got home, mommy &amp; daddy killed them both.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Mommy,Daddy,Are,Going,Kill</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82127.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Christian Ice - Atheists Kill People</title><link>http://www.abum.com/81567/Christian-Ice-Atheists-Kill-People.html</link><description>Those goddamn atheists going around shooting people and mudering humankind because they&#039;re godless sons o&#039;beeches, just they wait until God comes down from heaven and smites their heathen asses.</description><category>Music</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-81567/Christian-Ice-Atheists-Kill-People.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81567.jpg</image><media:title>Christian Ice - Atheists Kill People</media:title><media:description>Those goddamn atheists going around shooting people and mudering humankind because they&#039;re godless sons o&#039;beeches, just they wait until God comes down from heaven and smites their heathen asses.</media:description><media:category>Music</media:category><media:keywords>Christian,Ice,Atheists,Kill,People</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81567.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Coolest Kid EVER (Kill Him!)</title><link>http://www.abum.com/80982/Coolest-Kid-EVER-Kill-Him.html</link><description>Kids are so sweet and playful, so cute and becoming, so adorable! 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Bummer.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-77986/I-Built-A-time-Machine-To-KILL-Hitler.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77986.jpg</image><media:title>I Built A time Machine To KILL Hitler!</media:title><media:description>You think you&#039;re cool with your MacBook &amp; roomba well this guy built a time machine, that paradoxical tool beloved of Hollywood. Only trouble is when you start traversing the constructs of spacetime your flatmate might steal your cereal. 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