http://www.abum.com/Funny kill - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Mediaen-uswww.abum.com, 2012Wed, 28 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800Wed, 28 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comsleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comWed, 08 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85880/Smoking-Can-Kill.htmlSmoking can be really bad for your health, especially if you have a dog around. I'm not sure why this guy is not wearing any clothes while he's playing video-games, but he's in his own home so I guess he can do what the hell he likes. FAIL!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-85880/Smoking-Can-Kill.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85880.jpgSmoking Can KillSmoking can be really bad for your health, especially if you have a dog around. I'm not sure why this guy is not wearing any clothes while he's playing video-games, but he's in his own home so I guess he can do what the hell he likes. FAIL!FunnySmoking,Can,KillWed, 28 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85255/Double-Exposure-Shoot-To-Kill.htmlA bunch of Canon commandos get sent on a special mission. A girl has been taken hostage by some Nikon terrorists and it's their job to rescue her before she's had her... picture taken and thus her soul stolen or some other similar abomination.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-85255/Double-Exposure-Shoot-To-Kill.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85255.jpgDouble Exposure: Shoot To KillA bunch of Canon commandos get sent on a special mission. A girl has been taken hostage by some Nikon terrorists and it's their job to rescue her before she's had her... picture taken and thus her soul stolen or some other similar abomination.EntertainmentDouble,Exposure,Shoot,KillTue, 18 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/84196/Mommy-Daddy-Are-Gonna-Kill-Me.htmlIt's time for some major adorbz, with a little girl who has the cutest voice in the entire universe. But the problem is, although this video ends like everything turns out all right in the end. When she & Miles got home, mommy & daddy killed them both.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-84196/Mommy-Daddy-Are-Gonna-Kill-Me.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84196.jpgMommy & Daddy Are Gonna Kill MeIt's time for some major adorbz, with a little girl who has the cutest voice in the entire universe. But the problem is, although this video ends like everything turns out all right in the end. When she & Miles got home, mommy & daddy killed them both.FunnyMommy,Daddy,Are,Gonna,KillSun, 25 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83769/Dan-Fanelli-Will-Kill-You.htmlTerrorists beware! Send Dan Fanelli to Washington and he'll personally execute as many enemies as he can get his hands on. Possibly. I'm thinking that anyone who fits the stereotype is gonna be in trouble.Celebshttp://www.abum.com/comments-83769/Dan-Fanelli-Will-Kill-You.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83769.jpgDan Fanelli Will Kill YouTerrorists beware! Send Dan Fanelli to Washington and he'll personally execute as many enemies as he can get his hands on. Possibly. I'm thinking that anyone who fits the stereotype is gonna be in trouble.CelebsDan,Fanelli,Will,Kill,YouThu, 08 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83534/Everything-is-a-Remix-Kill-Bill.htmlWe all know Mr Tarantino likes his intertextual film references, but come on! He's just made a patchwork of other films, cutting and pasting until he's happy. It makes filmmaking look easy. Here's how it's done.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-83534/Everything-is-a-Remix-Kill-Bill.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83534.jpgEverything is a Remix: Kill BillWe all know Mr Tarantino likes his intertextual film references, but come on! He's just made a patchwork of other films, cutting and pasting until he's happy. It makes filmmaking look easy. Here's how it's done.EntertainmentEverything,Remix,Kill,BillMon, 15 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83254/Kanye-West-Jay-Z-Kill-a-Maybach.htmlWhile the world economy is turning to crap & on the verge of a complete meltdown, you can always rely on hip-hop artists to provide us with a much needed boost. They destroy expensive cars and date beautiful women. Win.Musichttp://www.abum.com/comments-83254/Kanye-West-Jay-Z-Kill-a-Maybach.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83254.jpgKanye West & Jay-Z Kill a MaybachWhile the world economy is turning to crap & on the verge of a complete meltdown, you can always rely on hip-hop artists to provide us with a much needed boost. They destroy expensive cars and date beautiful women. Win.MusicKanye,West,Jay-Z,Kill,MaybachWed, 15 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/82382/How-To-Kill-A-Katy-Perry-Song.htmlThis is disturbing for many reasons. So many reasons. Firstly, there is no evidence whether this is a man or a woman. None whatsoever. Also, he/she is singing a Katy Perry song, and he/she looks strangely like a very, very fat Russel Brand.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-82382/How-To-Kill-A-Katy-Perry-Song.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82382.jpgHow To Kill A Katy Perry Song!This is disturbing for many reasons. So many reasons. Firstly, there is no evidence whether this is a man or a woman. None whatsoever. Also, he/she is singing a Katy Perry song, and he/she looks strangely like a very, very fat Russel Brand.EntertainmentHow,Kill,Katy,Perry,SongTue, 31 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/82127/Mommy-Daddy-Are-Going-To-Kill-Me.htmlIt's time for some major adorbz, with a little girl who has the cutest voice in the entire universe. But the problem is, although this video ends like everything turns out all right in the end. When she & Miles got home, mommy & daddy killed them both.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-82127/Mommy-Daddy-Are-Going-To-Kill-Me.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82127.jpgMommy & Daddy Are Going To Kill Me :(It's time for some major adorbz, with a little girl who has the cutest voice in the entire universe. But the problem is, although this video ends like everything turns out all right in the end. When she & Miles got home, mommy & daddy killed them both.FunnyMommy,Daddy,Are,Going,KillWed, 20 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/81567/Christian-Ice-Atheists-Kill-People.htmlThose goddamn atheists going around shooting people and mudering humankind because they're godless sons o'beeches, just they wait until God comes down from heaven and smites their heathen asses.Musichttp://www.abum.com/comments-81567/Christian-Ice-Atheists-Kill-People.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81567.jpgChristian Ice - Atheists Kill PeopleThose goddamn atheists going around shooting people and mudering humankind because they're godless sons o'beeches, just they wait until God comes down from heaven and smites their heathen asses.MusicChristian,Ice,Atheists,Kill,PeopleTue, 15 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/80982/Coolest-Kid-EVER-Kill-Him.htmlKids are so sweet and playful, so cute and becoming, so adorable! Not unlike this little guy. Pulling down his mom's skirt, hitting her, throwing magazines on the floor and freaking out like I do when my girlfriend won't let me have a beer.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-80982/Coolest-Kid-EVER-Kill-Him.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80982.jpgCoolest Kid EVER (Kill Him!)Kids are so sweet and playful, so cute and becoming, so adorable! Not unlike this little guy. Pulling down his mom's skirt, hitting her, throwing magazines on the floor and freaking out like I do when my girlfriend won't let me have a beer.FunnyCoolest,Kid,EVER,Kill,HimFri, 08 Oct 2010 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/78215/How-To-Kill-A-Katy-Perry-Song.htmlThis is disturbing for many reasons. So many reasons. Firstly, there is no evidence whether this is a man or a woman. None whatsoever. Also, he/she is singing a Katy Perry song, and he/she looks strangely like a very, very fat Russel Brand.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-78215/How-To-Kill-A-Katy-Perry-Song.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78215.jpgHow To Kill A Katy Perry Song!This is disturbing for many reasons. So many reasons. Firstly, there is no evidence whether this is a man or a woman. None whatsoever. Also, he/she is singing a Katy Perry song, and he/she looks strangely like a very, very fat Russel Brand.FunnyHow,Kill,Katy,Perry,SongSun, 26 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/77986/I-Built-A-time-Machine-To-KILL-Hitler.htmlYou think you're cool with your MacBook & roomba well this guy built a time machine, that paradoxical tool beloved of Hollywood. Only trouble is when you start traversing the constructs of spacetime your flatmate might steal your cereal. Bummer.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-77986/I-Built-A-time-Machine-To-KILL-Hitler.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77986.jpgI Built A time Machine To KILL Hitler!You think you're cool with your MacBook & roomba well this guy built a time machine, that paradoxical tool beloved of Hollywood. Only trouble is when you start traversing the constructs of spacetime your flatmate might steal your cereal. Bummer.FunnyBuilt,time,Machine,KILL,HitlerSun, 11 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/76607/Lunatic-Chick-KILL-HER-WITH-FIRE.htmlThis girl claims she's drunk on love of Jeebus, but it sounds more like Jesus is there just out of shot giving her some thing other than just words of encouragement, it sounds like she's been getting some loving from the Lord...WTF!?Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-76607/Lunatic-Chick-KILL-HER-WITH-FIRE.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76607.jpgLunatic Chick - KILL HER WITH FIRE!!This girl claims she's drunk on love of Jeebus, but it sounds more like Jesus is there just out of shot giving her some thing other than just words of encouragement, it sounds like she's been getting some loving from the Lord...WTF!?FunnyLunatic,Chick,KILL,HER,WITH,FIREWed, 07 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/76520/KILL-The-Slammings.htmlSometimes creatures really don't know when to back down and be exterminated! These ugly little critters need to be killed off by us humans....and QUICK! Drag the Slammings with your mouse to knock them dead before they reach the end of the level.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-76520/KILL-The-Slammings.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76520.jpgKILL The SlammingsSometimes creatures really don't know when to back down and be exterminated! These ugly little critters need to be killed off by us humans....and QUICK! Drag the Slammings with your mouse to knock them dead before they reach the end of the level.EntertainmentKILL,The,SlammingsSun, 30 May 2010 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/75864/I-Love-Her-BUTT-I-Had-To-Kill-Her.htmlChicks, you can't live with them and try as you might you can never EVER consider killing them! Which leaves you with the option of getting behind any half-assed idea they may ever have and plan your revenge from the rear - Nice view :)Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-75864/I-Love-Her-BUTT-I-Had-To-Kill-Her.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75864.jpgI Love Her BUTT I Had To Kill Her!Chicks, you can't live with them and try as you might you can never EVER consider killing them! Which leaves you with the option of getting behind any half-assed idea they may ever have and plan your revenge from the rear - Nice view :)EntertainmentUsed,Love,Her,BUTT,Had,KillWed, 14 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/75049/Jesus-Christ-Kill-Him-PLEASE.htmlWhat the hell is up with these bozos? They wanna be like Jesus H, then let's crucify them! Surely this is the final proof that God does not exist, otherwise why would he inflict this upon his children? A plague of flesh-eating zombies would've been less cruel.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-75049/Jesus-Christ-Kill-Him-PLEASE.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75049.jpgJesus Christ! Kill Him - PLEASE!!!What the hell is up with these bozos? They wanna be like Jesus H, then let's crucify them! Surely this is the final proof that God does not exist, otherwise why would he inflict this upon his children? A plague of flesh-eating zombies would've been less cruel.FunnyJesus,Christ,Kill,Him,PLEASEThu, 03 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/72896/The-Quest-For-Hot-Sex-Will-Kill-You.htmlSo you are getting older, it happens to all mortal humans, then along cums a new blue wonder pill called Viagra and all your future problems seem to be solved - Just remember, that old adage "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" is a pile of crap!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-72896/The-Quest-For-Hot-Sex-Will-Kill-You.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/72896.jpgThe Quest For Hot Sex Will Kill You!So you are getting older, it happens to all mortal humans, then along cums a new blue wonder pill called Viagra and all your future problems seem to be solved - Just remember, that old adage "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" is a pile of crap!FunnyThe,Quest,For,Hot,Sex,Will,Kill,YouSat, 24 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/72300/Paul-McCartney-I-ll-Kill.htmlA recently discovered alternative version of 'I Will' from The Beatles' White Album from 1968, that was deemed too controversial to be included on the release. It might finally explain why Paul wore no shoes on the Abbey Road album (no clues)!Celebshttp://www.abum.com/comments-72300/Paul-McCartney-I-ll-Kill.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/72300.jpgPaul McCartney 'I'll Kill'A recently discovered alternative version of 'I Will' from The Beatles' White Album from 1968, that was deemed too controversial to be included on the release. It might finally explain why Paul wore no shoes on the Abbey Road album (no clues)!CelebsPaul,McCartney,Ill,KillSun, 26 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/70994/Kill-Bunny-WTF.htmlJesus must get p#ssed off with bunnies, when it comes to remembering his death and subsequent resurrection all we want to do is buy each other chocolate and talk about the Easter Bunny. Well here he takes his revenge and Santa gets it as well. LOL.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-70994/Kill-Bunny-WTF.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/70994.jpgKill Bunny - WTF!?!Jesus must get p#ssed off with bunnies, when it comes to remembering his death and subsequent resurrection all we want to do is buy each other chocolate and talk about the Easter Bunny. Well here he takes his revenge and Santa gets it as well. LOL.FunnyKill,Bunny,WTFTue, 02 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/70204/Cricketball-Kills-Pigeon.htmlThis poor sucker gets knocked out of the air and off this mortal coil by a cricketball!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-70204/Cricketball-Kills-Pigeon.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/70204.jpgCricketball Kills PigeonThis poor sucker gets knocked out of the air and off this mortal coil by a cricketball!Funnycricket,pigeon,ball,air,fly,kill,weird,sport