<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny jet - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny jet - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 21 Feb 2014 00:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 21 Feb 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Jet Li VS Wu Shu Master</title><link>http://www.abum.com/94020/Jet-Li-VS-Wu-Shu-Master.html</link><description>In a scene from a remake of the Bruce Lee film Fist of Legend, Jet Li fights a Wushu Master in an epic fight of epicness. Seriously, it&#039;s epic.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-94020/Jet-Li-VS-Wu-Shu-Master.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94020.jpg</image><media:title>Jet Li VS Wu Shu Master</media:title><media:description>In a scene from a remake of the Bruce Lee film Fist of Legend, Jet Li fights a Wushu Master in an epic fight of epicness. 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If you ever get the opportunity, by all means, try this. I&#039;m sure she wouldn&#039;t mind!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91355/Fun-on-a-Jet-Ski-with-Jordan.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91355.jpg</image><media:title>Fun on a Jet Ski with Jordan</media:title><media:description>Beautiful glamour, lingerie and swimwear model Jordan Carver isn&#039;t just a pretty face - Recently she got to try out her skills on a jet ski. If you ever get the opportunity, by all means, try this. 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The landing was fine but on the ground there was a mad rush for the toilet.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91044/Typhoon-Jet-Skims-People-s-Heads.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91044.jpg</image><media:title>Typhoon Jet Skims People&#039;s Heads.</media:title><media:description>There&#039;s low and then there is LOW - OMFG. In situations like this you really have to trust the pilots and the complete faith that they know what they&#039;re doing. 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Then record your efforts and upload them on the webz for the worldz to see.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-90777/Making-the-Jet-Bicycle.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90777.jpg</image><media:title>Making the Jet Bicycle</media:title><media:description>Get one shitty bike, then get the most massive pulse jet you can find and stick it on the back of it and you&#039;ve got yourself an afternoon&#039;s fun. 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It kinda makes you feel safer where you are, sat in a chair.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-87379/Black-Diamond-Jet-Team.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87379.jpg</image><media:title>Black Diamond Jet Team</media:title><media:description>If you think watching jet teams like this is good from the ground then your going to be blown away when you see this footage. It kinda makes you feel safer where you are, sat in a chair.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Black,Diamond,Jet,Team</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87379.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Battlefield 3 Jet Swap</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86067/Battlefield-3-Jet-Swap.html</link><description>You&#039;ve got to love Battlefield 3. 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