http://www.abum.com/Funny jesus - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Mediaen-uswww.abum.com, 2024Tue, 24 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0400Tue, 24 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0400sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comsleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comMon, 12 May 2014 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/93118/Cross-Fit-by-Jesus-CrossFit-parody.htmlForget about CrossFit, that's for pussies, if you really want to get fit you need to follow the Jesus way of exercising: cross-fit! All you have to do is strap a cross to your back and then jog on—and watch the pounds fly off. Praise the Lord!How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-93118/Cross-Fit-by-Jesus-CrossFit-parody.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93118.jpgCross Fit by Jesus (CrossFit parody)Forget about CrossFit, that's for pussies, if you really want to get fit you need to follow the Jesus way of exercising: cross-fit! All you have to do is strap a cross to your back and then jog on—and watch the pounds fly off. Praise the Lord!How ToCross,Fit,Jesus,CrossFit,parodyTue, 24 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/91405/Rappin-for-Jesus-Hood-Version.htmlThat Rappin' for Jesus video with the pastor who can spit lyrics just got infinitely better by adding the beat from "Still D.R.E", making it the freshest track you'll hear in the next ten minutes or so.Musichttp://www.abum.com/comments-91405/Rappin-for-Jesus-Hood-Version.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91405.jpgRappin' for Jesus (Hood Version)That Rappin' for Jesus video with the pastor who can spit lyrics just got infinitely better by adding the beat from "Still D.R.E", making it the freshest track you'll hear in the next ten minutes or so.MusicRappin,for,Jesus,Hood,VersionMon, 21 Jan 2013 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/89802/F-ck-Me-In-The-Ass-Coz-I-3-Jesus.htmlHere's a nice little family number to sing with all your Christian friends when you're at church on a Sunday -- for those wearing a purity ring this is the only way to have some bedroom fun without upsetting the Lord, by taking it in the ring.Musichttp://www.abum.com/comments-89802/F-ck-Me-In-The-Ass-Coz-I-3-Jesus.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89802.jpgF*ck Me In The Ass Coz I <3 JesusHere's a nice little family number to sing with all your Christian friends when you're at church on a Sunday -- for those wearing a purity ring this is the only way to have some bedroom fun without upsetting the Lord, by taking it in the ring.MusicFck,The,Ass,Coz,JesusFri, 27 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/88191/Jesus-Heals-a-Gay-Man.htmlThis is what the Christian right wishes Jesus went around the world doing, but sadly, it’s just the work of someone’s twisted imagination. And thank the Lord it is, because otherwise Rick Perry would be creaming in his pants.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-88191/Jesus-Heals-a-Gay-Man.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88191.jpgJesus Heals a Gay ManThis is what the Christian right wishes Jesus went around the world doing, but sadly, it’s just the work of someone’s twisted imagination. And thank the Lord it is, because otherwise Rick Perry would be creaming in his pants.EntertainmentJesus,Heals,Gay,ManMon, 23 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/85636/Jesus-Toast.htmlIt's a little breakfast miracle as Nick sees the Lord Jesus Christ in his morning toast, but is he just having a hallucination, has he put too much Marmite on his bread and now he's tripping balls on yeast extract?Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-85636/Jesus-Toast.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85636.jpgJesus ToastIt's a little breakfast miracle as Nick sees the Lord Jesus Christ in his morning toast, but is he just having a hallucination, has he put too much Marmite on his bread and now he's tripping balls on yeast extract?FunnyJesus,ToastThu, 19 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/85608/I-Hate-Religion-And-Jesus-Too.htmlGod is an angry being who has been made impotent by science and the lack of intelligent people believing in him. Why is it all atheists are know-it-all douchebags and religious types are generally dumb.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-85608/I-Hate-Religion-And-Jesus-Too.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85608.jpgI Hate Religion, And Jesus TooGod is an angry being who has been made impotent by science and the lack of intelligent people believing in him. Why is it all atheists are know-it-all douchebags and religious types are generally dumb.EntertainmentHate,Religion,And,Jesus,TooThu, 19 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/85596/Jesus-Toast.htmlSome people claim to see jesus in water stains, tea leaves and even in toast, but this guy is like, 100% sure that he REALLY can see Jesus in his slice of toast. You kinda need to be at the right angle though...Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-85596/Jesus-Toast.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85596.jpgJesus ToastSome people claim to see jesus in water stains, tea leaves and even in toast, but this guy is like, 100% sure that he REALLY can see Jesus in his slice of toast. You kinda need to be at the right angle though...FunnyJesus,ToastTue, 10 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/85440/My-Jesus-Christ-Humps.htmlWhen the Black Eyed Peas' Fergie sung about her "humps", she probably didn't think the song would be hijacked by the Creationists to make a song dissing evolution, but then again "humps" are God's finest creation. Praise be.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-85440/My-Jesus-Christ-Humps.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85440.jpgMy Jesus Christ HumpsWhen the Black Eyed Peas' Fergie sung about her "humps", she probably didn't think the song would be hijacked by the Creationists to make a song dissing evolution, but then again "humps" are God's finest creation. Praise be.EntertainmentJesus,Christ,HumpsFri, 23 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/85227/Jesus-Party.htmlEvery Chrimbo the Disciples love to get together and have a few jars, slap each other on the back and talk about the good old days. And it’s good times all round until you-know-who turns up.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-85227/Jesus-Party.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85227.jpgJesus’ PartyEvery Chrimbo the Disciples love to get together and have a few jars, slap each other on the back and talk about the good old days. And it’s good times all round until you-know-who turns up.FunnyJesus,PartyTue, 22 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/84751/Jesus-Christ-In-Richmond-Park.htmlIt's SO simple it can't fail to bring on the LOLZ. A labrador chasing red deer in Richmond park, London - Herders Gotta Herd and dog owners gotta run shouting like a looney: "BENSON! Jesus Christ, BENSOOOOON! "Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-84751/Jesus-Christ-In-Richmond-Park.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84751.jpgJesus Christ In Richmond ParkIt's SO simple it can't fail to bring on the LOLZ. A labrador chasing red deer in Richmond park, London - Herders Gotta Herd and dog owners gotta run shouting like a looney: "BENSON! Jesus Christ, BENSOOOOON! "FunnyJesus,Christ,Richmond,ParkWed, 27 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/81651/Jesus-Christ-Violent-Communion.htmlHistory. His story. So, no matter how accurate a text book or teacher or historian claims to be, it's always just one side of the multi-layered, multi-faceted complex tale. Just take the crucifixion of Christ for example. Jesus kicked Roman butt!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-81651/Jesus-Christ-Violent-Communion.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81651.jpgJesus Christ: Violent CommunionHistory. His story. So, no matter how accurate a text book or teacher or historian claims to be, it's always just one side of the multi-layered, multi-faceted complex tale. Just take the crucifixion of Christ for example. Jesus kicked Roman butt!FunnyJesus,Christ,Violent,CommunionFri, 18 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/80601/Zombie-Jesus-Returns-To-Earth.htmlIn Neil Breen's films "I'm Here...Now" zombie Jesus comes back to earth and he doesn't like the scum bag attitudes he's seeing. The gruesome violence, the finger cutting, the hot chicks, the environmental damage, the corrupt businessmen, the gang warfare. The lot.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-80601/Zombie-Jesus-Returns-To-Earth.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80601.jpgZombie Jesus Returns To EarthIn Neil Breen's films "I'm Here...Now" zombie Jesus comes back to earth and he doesn't like the scum bag attitudes he's seeing. The gruesome violence, the finger cutting, the hot chicks, the environmental damage, the corrupt businessmen, the gang warfare. The lot.FunnyZombie,Jesus,Returns,EarthThu, 27 Jan 2011 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/80231/Jesus-venn-Diagram.htmlBeating all the horrible fictional monsters from film and literature, the greatest fictional beast of them all. The undead, everliving, pale-bodied feared and revered Jesus H. Christ!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-80231/Jesus-venn-Diagram.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80231.jpgJesus venn DiagramBeating all the horrible fictional monsters from film and literature, the greatest fictional beast of them all. The undead, everliving, pale-bodied feared and revered Jesus H. Christ!FunnyJesus,venn,DiagramSat, 04 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/77565/Jesus-Is-Cumming.htmlOur Saviour has arisen (in more ways than one) and attends the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas - I'm guessing he hasn't had this amount of wood since he was nailed to a cross - I hope there is no second cumming - OMG !Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-77565/Jesus-Is-Cumming.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77565.jpgJesus Is Cumming!Our Saviour has arisen (in more ways than one) and attends the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas - I'm guessing he hasn't had this amount of wood since he was nailed to a cross - I hope there is no second cumming - OMG !FunnyJesus,CummingThu, 29 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/75325/Jesus-Girl-Carpet-Munch.htmlSo what was the real reason that girl freaked out at her graduation speech? Was it the touch of a divine presence rewarding her with its love, or was it the touch of another presence rewarding her holiest of holies...Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-75325/Jesus-Girl-Carpet-Munch.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75325.jpgJesus Girl Carpet MunchSo what was the real reason that girl freaked out at her graduation speech? Was it the touch of a divine presence rewarding her with its love, or was it the touch of another presence rewarding her holiest of holies...FunnyJesus,Girl,Carpet,MunchWed, 14 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/75049/Jesus-Christ-Kill-Him-PLEASE.htmlWhat the hell is up with these bozos? They wanna be like Jesus H, then let's crucify them! Surely this is the final proof that God does not exist, otherwise why would he inflict this upon his children? A plague of flesh-eating zombies would've been less cruel.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-75049/Jesus-Christ-Kill-Him-PLEASE.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75049.jpgJesus Christ! Kill Him - PLEASE!!!What the hell is up with these bozos? They wanna be like Jesus H, then let's crucify them! Surely this is the final proof that God does not exist, otherwise why would he inflict this upon his children? A plague of flesh-eating zombies would've been less cruel.FunnyJesus,Christ,Kill,Him,PLEASESat, 06 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/74371/Jesus-Christ-Vampire-Hunter.htmlThe son of God is back and it looks like he's the second coming with a fist ! - Prepare for some ultra-cheesy kung fu action and appaling acting as Jesus takes on the evil Atheists and kicks some non-believing ass - BRILLIANT !Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-74371/Jesus-Christ-Vampire-Hunter.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74371.jpgJesus Christ Vampire HunterThe son of God is back and it looks like he's the second coming with a fist ! - Prepare for some ultra-cheesy kung fu action and appaling acting as Jesus takes on the evil Atheists and kicks some non-believing ass - BRILLIANT !FunnyJesus,Christ,Vampire,HunterWed, 03 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/74331/Jesus-Man-Acid-Techno-Tastic.htmlHey Scotty! Reach for them fucking lazers! Just when you think a video can’t get any more awesome, the one and only Chuck “Saviour of Bears” Norris turns up and starts kicking ass. Don’t fuck with the Chuck.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-74331/Jesus-Man-Acid-Techno-Tastic.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74331.jpgJesus Man Acid Techno-Tastic!Hey Scotty! Reach for them fucking lazers! Just when you think a video can’t get any more awesome, the one and only Chuck “Saviour of Bears” Norris turns up and starts kicking ass. Don’t fuck with the Chuck.FunnyJesus,Man,Acid,TechnoTasticTue, 12 Jan 2010 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/73512/Super-Mario-Jesus.htmlI still reckon Super Mario is way cooler. Plus he has a tanooki suit.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-73512/Super-Mario-Jesus.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/73512.jpgSuper Mario JesusI still reckon Super Mario is way cooler. Plus he has a tanooki suit.FunnySuper,Mario,JesusSun, 27 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/73256/Jesus-Is-Everywhere-WTF.html"Finally tonight" Jesus the son of god has returned to earth in the form of a grilled cheese sandwich, oh great one please lead us to enlightenment.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-73256/Jesus-Is-Everywhere-WTF.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/73256.jpgJesus Is Everywhere - WTF!?!"Finally tonight" Jesus the son of god has returned to earth in the form of a grilled cheese sandwich, oh great one please lead us to enlightenment.FunnyJesus,Everywhere,WTF