<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny instant - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny instant - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0800</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Instant Karma</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86284/Instant-Karma.html</link><description>It&#039;s gunna get you. It doesn&#039;t matter how good you are the rest of the time. 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