<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny hottie - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny hottie - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Wed, 26 Feb 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Being A Hottie Wont Save You</title><link>http://www.abum.com/92642/Being-A-Hottie-Wont-Save-You.html</link><description>Being a good looking chick will get you a long way in life. People will hold doors for you, sever you in bars quicker and ever get you a job. But it wont save you from the occasional fail.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-92642/Being-A-Hottie-Wont-Save-You.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92642.jpg</image><media:title>Being A Hottie Wont Save You</media:title><media:description>Being a good looking chick will get you a long way in life. People will hold doors for you, sever you in bars quicker and ever get you a job. But it wont save you from the occasional fail.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Being,Hottie,Wont,Save,You</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92642.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Adopt A Hottie!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/89051/Adopt-A-Hottie.html</link><description>Forget the starving children who desperately need a loving, caring home. They&#039;re way too noisy, better to adopt a beautiful woman who cleans your car in a bikini. Now, how to convince my girlfriend that this is what our relationship needs...</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-89051/Adopt-A-Hottie.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89051.jpg</image><media:title>Adopt A Hottie!</media:title><media:description>Forget the starving children who desperately need a loving, caring home. They&#039;re way too noisy, better to adopt a beautiful woman who cleans your car in a bikini. 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Now, how to convince my girlfriend that this is what our relationship needs...</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85884/Adopt-A-Hottie.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85884.jpg</image><media:title>Adopt A Hottie!</media:title><media:description>Forget the starving children who desperately need a loving, caring home. They&#039;re way too noisy, better to adopt a beautiful woman who cleans your car in a bikini. 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If only.</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-80773/Celeb-Hottie-Body-Hump-Club.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80773.jpg</image><media:title>Celeb Hottie Body Hump Club</media:title><media:description>There&#039;s plenty of jobs to be envious of and one of them is a trainer to Hollywood&#039;s babe elite. All those leotards, all that sweating and stretching. But thankfully you can get the experience on DVD courtesy of Jimmy Kimmel. If only.</media:description><media:category>Celebs</media:category><media:keywords>Celeb,Hottie,Body,Hump,Club</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80773.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Hottie Violet Hollywood</title><link>http://www.abum.com/80326/Hottie-Violet-Hollywood.html</link><description>This camgirl seems like she could do with some satisfaction. Maybe she can&#039;t get no. She can&#039;t get no satisfaction. Cause she tries and she tries and she tries and she tries. But, you know, she can&#039;t get no, she can&#039;t get no. No, no, no.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-80326/Hottie-Violet-Hollywood.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80326.jpg</image><media:title>Hottie Violet Hollywood</media:title><media:description>This camgirl seems like she could do with some satisfaction. Maybe she can&#039;t get no. She can&#039;t get no satisfaction. Cause she tries and she tries and she tries and she tries. But, you know, she can&#039;t get no, she can&#039;t get no. No, no, no.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Hottie,Violet,Hollywood</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80326.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2011 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Adopt A Hottie!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/80262/Adopt-A-Hottie.html</link><description>Forget the starving children who desperately need a loving, caring home. They&#039;re way too noisy, better to adopt a beautiful woman who cleans your car in a bikini. Now, how to convince my girlfriend that this is what our relationship needs...</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-80262/Adopt-A-Hottie.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80262.jpg</image><media:title>Adopt A Hottie!</media:title><media:description>Forget the starving children who desperately need a loving, caring home. 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Unlucky losers.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-79355/Well-Informed-WoW-Hottie.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79355.jpg</image><media:title>Well Informed WoW Hottie</media:title><media:description>Lets be honest, as soon as any kind of chick mentions the words World of Warcraft in a positive way it gives nerds all over the world false hope. Unlucky losers.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Well,Informed,WoW,Hottie</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79355.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 06 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Welcome To Thong Hottie Heaven!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/79313/Welcome-To-Thong-Hottie-Heaven.html</link><description>Who doesn&#039;t like thongs? Surely one of the greatest inventions man has ever come up with, second maybe to only the micro bikini. Forget the internet, forget the printing press, forget penicillin, this is what&#039;s it&#039;s all about.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-79313/Welcome-To-Thong-Hottie-Heaven.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79313.jpg</image><media:title>Welcome To Thong Hottie Heaven!</media:title><media:description>Who doesn&#039;t like thongs? Surely one of the greatest inventions man has ever come up with, second maybe to only the micro bikini. 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Very Hot!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-77433/Cam-Hottie-Hannah-Heaven.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77433.jpg</image><media:title>Cam Hottie Hannah Heaven!</media:title><media:description>Not much of the goofing around that we come to expect from Hannah in this video, she gets straight to the point of making your jeans get a lot tighter with her crazy hot curves and moves to match. Very Hot!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Cam,Hottie,Hannah,Heaven</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77433.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 02 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Teen Thong Hottie Heaven!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/76443/Teen-Thong-Hottie-Heaven.html</link><description>Who doesn&#039;t like thongs? Surely one of the greatest inventions man has ever come up with, second maybe to only the micro bikini. Forget the internet, forget the printing press, forget penicillin, this is what&#039;s it&#039;s all about.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-76443/Teen-Thong-Hottie-Heaven.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76443.jpg</image><media:title>Teen Thong Hottie Heaven!</media:title><media:description>Who doesn&#039;t like thongs? Surely one of the greatest inventions man has ever come up with, second maybe to only the micro bikini. 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Any time this babe wants to do a lingerie fashion show is just fine by us!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-73401/Hottie-Hayden-s-Red-Thong.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/73401.jpg</image><media:title>Hottie Hayden&#039;s Red Thong</media:title><media:description>Hayden shows off red thong, and of course in turn her amazing curves and sexy moves, in this nice little webcam video. 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