<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny hit - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny hit - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2014 00:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Hit And Run Hilarity</title><link>http://www.abum.com/94198/Hit-And-Run-Hilarity.html</link><description>Taking parking to a whole new frontier. This is SO ridiculous it almost has to be a total fake. 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