http://www.abum.com/Funny his - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Mediaen-uswww.abum.com, 2012Fri, 20 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700Fri, 20 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comsleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comTue, 24 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/86950/Seal-Gets-His-Fap-On.htmlMost people like to hear a good singing voice. Seal REALLY likes to hear a good singing voice. So much so that he'll even start to coax the tadpoles on live TV like it was some kind of involuntary action. The dirty perv.Celebshttp://www.abum.com/comments-86950/Seal-Gets-His-Fap-On.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86950.jpgSeal Gets His Fap OnMost people like to hear a good singing voice. Seal REALLY likes to hear a good singing voice. So much so that he'll even start to coax the tadpoles on live TV like it was some kind of involuntary action. The dirty perv.CelebsSeal,Gets,His,FapFri, 20 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/86908/Green-Man-Changes-His-Mind.htmlGreen man is totally awesome and always reserves the right to change his mind at the last moment. If you've never watched It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, you're missing out. Get on it.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-86908/Green-Man-Changes-His-Mind.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86908.jpgGreen Man Changes His MindGreen man is totally awesome and always reserves the right to change his mind at the last moment. If you've never watched It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, you're missing out. Get on it.FunnyGreen,Man,Changes,His,MindMon, 16 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/86829/Kid-Gets-A-Cockroach-In-His-Ear.htmlMake sure you've totally digested your lunch before viewing this tit-bit. This is the kind of nastiness that would give most adults nightmares, let alone kids. But this kid holds it down better than most people would have. Disgusting.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-86829/Kid-Gets-A-Cockroach-In-His-Ear.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86829.jpgKid Gets A Cockroach In His EarMake sure you've totally digested your lunch before viewing this tit-bit. This is the kind of nastiness that would give most adults nightmares, let alone kids. But this kid holds it down better than most people would have. Disgusting.EntertainmentKid,Gets,Cockroach,His,EarSun, 26 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/86134/Dude-Gets-His-Junk-Torched-Twice.htmlFool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice... skin grafts! It's always good for the internet when people have such nice friends. And that ladies and gentlemen are what real friends are for. Humiliation & pain.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-86134/Dude-Gets-His-Junk-Torched-Twice.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86134.jpgDude Gets His Junk Torched... TwiceFool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice... skin grafts! It's always good for the internet when people have such nice friends. And that ladies and gentlemen are what real friends are for. Humiliation & pain.FunnyDude,Gets,His,Junk,Torched,TwiceMon, 06 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85850/The-Man-Who-Lived-On-His-Bike.htmlThose of us wandering around on two legs thinking we're the business are doing ourselves a disservice. This guys knows that the only way to travel isn't on two feet but on two wheels and so he lives his entire life on his bike, from sleeping to showering.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-85850/The-Man-Who-Lived-On-His-Bike.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85850.jpgThe Man Who Lived On His BikeThose of us wandering around on two legs thinking we're the business are doing ourselves a disservice. This guys knows that the only way to travel isn't on two feet but on two wheels and so he lives his entire life on his bike, from sleeping to showering.EntertainmentThe,Man,Who,Lived,His,BikeTue, 10 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85442/His-Name-Is-James-Bond.htmlHis name is James Bond... and he's a bit of an a-hole tbh, treating women like crap, totalling whatever city he comes across, and generally treating everyone like they're his minions, the goddamn prick. Still, he wears a tux well. Bastard.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-85442/His-Name-Is-James-Bond.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85442.jpgHis Name Is James BondHis name is James Bond... and he's a bit of an a-hole tbh, treating women like crap, totalling whatever city he comes across, and generally treating everyone like they're his minions, the goddamn prick. Still, he wears a tux well. Bastard.FunnyHis,Name,James,BondSun, 08 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85392/Kid-Lights-His-Nose-And-Cries.htmlIt probably is better that he can't smell anything because you never really forget the smell of burning charred flesh and brain cells cooking (if he has any at all) - WTF!?!.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-85392/Kid-Lights-His-Nose-And-Cries.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85392.jpgKid Lights His Nose And CriesIt probably is better that he can't smell anything because you never really forget the smell of burning charred flesh and brain cells cooking (if he has any at all) - WTF!?!.FunnyKid,Lights,His,Nose,And,CriesWed, 30 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/84895/Guy-Slingshots-Ball-To-His-Face.htmlSometimes things don't quite go to plan. Or maybe they do? I wonder if he was figuring out a way to rapidly deploy balls to his face? Another item checked off his bucket list.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-84895/Guy-Slingshots-Ball-To-His-Face.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84895.jpgGuy Slingshots Ball To His FaceSometimes things don't quite go to plan. Or maybe they do? I wonder if he was figuring out a way to rapidly deploy balls to his face? Another item checked off his bucket list.FunnyGuy,Slingshots,Ball,His,FaceThu, 24 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/84801/Guy-Kicks-His-Way-Out-Of-ATM.htmlThis is why you always choose "Yes" when the ATM asks if you agree to the fees. It's like something out of a Saw movie where the only chance of escape requires you do something horrible...Like accepting the card charge :(Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-84801/Guy-Kicks-His-Way-Out-Of-ATM.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84801.jpgGuy Kicks His Way Out Of ATMThis is why you always choose "Yes" when the ATM asks if you agree to the fees. It's like something out of a Saw movie where the only chance of escape requires you do something horrible...Like accepting the card charge :(FunnyGuy,Kicks,His,Way,Out,ATMSun, 16 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/84157/Batdad-Scares-The-Crap-Out-Of-His-Son.htmlForget the young Bruce Wayne being stuck down an old well and terrorized by bats, THIS is what really happened. No wonder he was pissed when someone killed his dad, it took away the oppertunity of him doing it himself.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-84157/Batdad-Scares-The-Crap-Out-Of-His-Son.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84157.jpgBatdad Scares The Crap Out Of His SonForget the young Bruce Wayne being stuck down an old well and terrorized by bats, THIS is what really happened. No wonder he was pissed when someone killed his dad, it took away the oppertunity of him doing it himself.FunnyBatdad,Scares,The,Crap,Out,His,SonWed, 05 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83985/Sleeping-Boyfriend-Craps-His-Pants.htmlGirlfriend ALERT!!! Scaring your sleeping boyfriend whilst wearing a gorilla mask might induce flashbacks to that one night stand he had three years ago. The one all his friends have agreed never to speak of again - LMAO!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-83985/Sleeping-Boyfriend-Craps-His-Pants.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83985.jpgSleeping Boyfriend Craps His PantsGirlfriend ALERT!!! Scaring your sleeping boyfriend whilst wearing a gorilla mask might induce flashbacks to that one night stand he had three years ago. The one all his friends have agreed never to speak of again - LMAO!FunnySleeping,Boyfriend,Craps,His,PantsSun, 24 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/82940/Wannabe-B-Boy-Falls-On-His-Face.htmlYou push the envelope and sometimes the envelope pushes back...and OUCH! All he had to do was start twitching after the head trauma to make it look like the move was intentional.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-82940/Wannabe-B-Boy-Falls-On-His-Face.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82940.jpgWannabe B-Boy Falls On His FaceYou push the envelope and sometimes the envelope pushes back...and OUCH! All he had to do was start twitching after the head trauma to make it look like the move was intentional.FunnyWannabe,B-Boy,Falls,His,FaceMon, 13 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/82326/Little-Boy-and-His-Pet-Cicada.htmlThe story behind this is, it's not just that this kid likes putting cicadas in his gob, but that every 13 years in Tennessee they have a mass invasion of cicadas, and this little boy has embraced them by letting them hang out inside his mouth. Nom.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-82326/Little-Boy-and-His-Pet-Cicada.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82326.jpgLittle Boy and His Pet CicadaThe story behind this is, it's not just that this kid likes putting cicadas in his gob, but that every 13 years in Tennessee they have a mass invasion of cicadas, and this little boy has embraced them by letting them hang out inside his mouth. Nom.FunnyLittle,Boy,and,His,Pet,CicadaThu, 09 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/82282/Dude-Gets-His-Junk-Torched-Twice.htmlFool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice... skin grafts! It's always good for the internet when people have such nice friends. And that ladies and gentlemen are what real friends are for. Humiliation & pain.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-82282/Dude-Gets-His-Junk-Torched-Twice.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82282.jpgDude Gets His Junk Torched... TwiceFool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice... skin grafts! It's always good for the internet when people have such nice friends. And that ladies and gentlemen are what real friends are for. Humiliation & pain.FunnyDude,Gets,His,Junk,Torched,TwiceMon, 02 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/81714/Kid-Scares-Dad-In-His-New-600-HP-Car.htmlNow this id definitely one for the family album! A kid's dad totally craps him pants after he lets him kid drive his new muscle car car around. Lets hope the kid don't turn out like his dad - OWNED!!!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-81714/Kid-Scares-Dad-In-His-New-600-HP-Car.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81714.jpgKid Scares Dad In His New 600 HP Car!Now this id definitely one for the family album! A kid's dad totally craps him pants after he lets him kid drive his new muscle car car around. Lets hope the kid don't turn out like his dad - OWNED!!!FunnyKid,Scares,Dad,His,New,600,CarFri, 22 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/81589/A-Tornado-Stole-His-Hamburger.htmlGet ready for some epic news reporting featuring a guy who had his burger stolen buy a tornado. It's much worse than losing your house or any other possession. I really feel for him, life sucks!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-81589/A-Tornado-Stole-His-Hamburger.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81589.jpgA Tornado Stole His HamburgerGet ready for some epic news reporting featuring a guy who had his burger stolen buy a tornado. It's much worse than losing your house or any other possession. I really feel for him, life sucks!FunnyTornado,Stole,His,HamburgerMon, 18 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/81523/Doc-Shows-Off-His-Trick-Shots.htmlNot sure how you'd feel with this joker of a doctor throwing his apparatus around instead of carefully picking it up. There's a bedside manner and then there are just manners, is it even legal for a doctor to do ether while at work? Must be.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-81523/Doc-Shows-Off-His-Trick-Shots.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81523.jpgDoc Shows Off His Trick ShotsNot sure how you'd feel with this joker of a doctor throwing his apparatus around instead of carefully picking it up. There's a bedside manner and then there are just manners, is it even legal for a doctor to do ether while at work? Must be.FunnyDoc,Shows,Off,His,Trick,ShotsSun, 27 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/81168/Fat-Kid-Bounces-Down-Steps-On-His-Head.htmlClearly, he has very little going on upstairs. Maybe that's why he was in such a hurry to get downstairs. This may be the most painful fail you've seen in a while.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-81168/Fat-Kid-Bounces-Down-Steps-On-His-Head.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81168.jpgFat Kid Bounces Down Steps On His HeadClearly, he has very little going on upstairs. Maybe that's why he was in such a hurry to get downstairs. This may be the most painful fail you've seen in a while.FunnyFat,Kid,Bounces,Down,Steps,His,HeadTue, 22 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/81101/Sleeping-Boyfriend-Craps-His-Pants.htmlGirlfriend ALERT!!! Scaring your sleeping boyfriend whilst wearing a gorilla mask might induce flashbacks to that one night stand he had three years ago. The one all his friends have agreed never to speak of again - LMAO!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-81101/Sleeping-Boyfriend-Craps-His-Pants.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81101.jpgSleeping Boyfriend Craps His PantsGirlfriend ALERT!!! Scaring your sleeping boyfriend whilst wearing a gorilla mask might induce flashbacks to that one night stand he had three years ago. The one all his friends have agreed never to speak of again - LMAO!FunnySleeping,Boyfriend,Craps,His,PantsTue, 15 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/80550/Horse-Tows-A-Car-With-His-Junk.htmlPlease, quit horsing around horse and tell us exactly how towing a car with your junk is your backup plan for these situations. Or do you do it every time your car breaks?How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-80550/Horse-Tows-A-Car-With-His-Junk.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80550.jpgHorse Tows A Car With His JunkPlease, quit horsing around horse and tell us exactly how towing a car with your junk is your backup plan for these situations. Or do you do it every time your car breaks?How ToHorse,Tows,Car,With,His,Junk