<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny hates - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny hates - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Tue, 27 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Tue, 27 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 27 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Heisenberg Hates Hemorrhoids</title><link>http://www.abum.com/91244/Heisenberg-Hates-Hemorrhoids.html</link><description>Sometimes an actor&#039;s rise to stardom can be a long and difficult one - Bummer!! Breaking Bad’s Brian Cranston wasn’t always a big star: here he is in a 1980’s commercial selling... drugs.</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91244/Heisenberg-Hates-Hemorrhoids.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91244.jpg</image><media:title>Heisenberg Hates Hemorrhoids</media:title><media:description>Sometimes an actor&#039;s rise to stardom can be a long and difficult one - Bummer!! 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They&#039;re full of energy, unjaded by the harsh miseries of life and they can be made to work for very little money, but that doesn&#039;t stop Steven from hating them. Here he is taking out his pent up rage.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-88017/Steven-Seagal-Hates-Kids.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88017.jpg</image><media:title>Steven Seagal Hates Kids</media:title><media:description>Sure, kids are great. They&#039;re full of energy, unjaded by the harsh miseries of life and they can be made to work for very little money, but that doesn&#039;t stop Steven from hating them. Here he is taking out his pent up rage.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Steven,Seagal,Hates,Kids</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88017.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Daughter Hates Him Cos He&#039;s fat</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86333/Daughter-Hates-Him-Cos-He-s-fat.html</link><description>This poor guy, his daughter&#039;s only 5 years old in kindergarten and all her classmates laugh at him so she doesn&#039;t like him because of that. So he reacts the only way any sane parent would, with calm repose &amp; restrain. FAIL!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86333/Daughter-Hates-Him-Cos-He-s-fat.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86333.jpg</image><media:title>Daughter Hates Him Cos He&#039;s fat</media:title><media:description>This poor guy, his daughter&#039;s only 5 years old in kindergarten and all her classmates laugh at him so she doesn&#039;t like him because of that. So he reacts the only way any sane parent would, with calm repose &amp; restrain. FAIL!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Daughter,Hates,Him,Cos,Hes,fat</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86333.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Travolta Hates Cows</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86002/Travolta-Hates-Cows.html</link><description>THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS REALLY BELIEVE. Not really, this isn&#039;t half as stupid as that Xenu rubbish. This is just a cow getting what cows deserve.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86002/Travolta-Hates-Cows.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86002.jpg</image><media:title>Travolta Hates Cows</media:title><media:description>THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS REALLY BELIEVE. Not really, this isn&#039;t half as stupid as that Xenu rubbish. This is just a cow getting what cows deserve.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Travolta,Hates,Cows</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86002.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Mel Gibson Hates Winter</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85084/Mel-Gibson-Hates-Winter.html</link><description>He&#039;s always gotta be so damn awkward, doesn&#039;t he. We all know when winter comes the clocks go back &amp; sure it might get dark earlier, but it also means it gets light earlier in the morning which benefits the farmers. But try telling Mel that.</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85084/Mel-Gibson-Hates-Winter.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85084.jpg</image><media:title>Mel Gibson Hates Winter</media:title><media:description>He&#039;s always gotta be so damn awkward, doesn&#039;t he. We all know when winter comes the clocks go back &amp; sure it might get dark earlier, but it also means it gets light earlier in the morning which benefits the farmers. But try telling Mel that.</media:description><media:category>Celebs</media:category><media:keywords>Mel,Gibson,Hates,Winter</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85084.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 27 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Chewbacca Hates Shovelling</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84838/Chewbacca-Hates-Shovelling.html</link><description>Poor Chewie, just because he&#039;s big and strong and covered in warm fur on Hoth he gets all the crappy jobs, like shovelling the walkway to the Taun Taun pen. 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Hates Twitter</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84529/Louis-C-K-Hates-Twitter.html</link><description>If you like this clip, tweet it. Louis CK doesn&#039;t like Twitter because he&#039;s one of those people who can get through the entire day without staring at his phone for most of it. What is he, some kind of superhuman? It&#039;s worthy of a Tweet...*wait</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84529/Louis-C-K-Hates-Twitter.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84529.jpg</image><media:title>Louis C.K. Hates Twitter</media:title><media:description>If you like this clip, tweet it. Louis CK doesn&#039;t like Twitter because he&#039;s one of those people who can get through the entire day without staring at his phone for most of it. What is he, some kind of superhuman? It&#039;s worthy of a Tweet...*wait</media:description><media:category>Celebs</media:category><media:keywords>Louis,Hates,Twitter</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84529.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Girls Loves Doggy Style</title><link>http://www.abum.com/82698/Girls-Loves-Doggy-Style.html</link><description>This clever poodle knew what it wanted right from the start and then it seized upon its opportunity, next thing your know, there&#039;s some unwilling interspecies action occuring. Can you file a harassment charge against a dog?</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-82698/Girls-Loves-Doggy-Style.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82698.jpg</image><media:title>Girls Loves Doggy Style</media:title><media:description>This clever poodle knew what it wanted right from the start and then it seized upon its opportunity, next thing your know, there&#039;s some unwilling interspecies action occuring. 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There&#039;s only one thing for it, pack up the widescreen TV, and give up on the World Cup.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-76219/Hitler-Hates-The-Vuvuzela.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76219.jpg</image><media:title>Hitler Hates The Vuvuzela</media:title><media:description>Uh-oh, the Furher wants to be able to hear the Brazilian drums and the cheering, without being drowned out by the continuous drone of a crappy plastic horn. 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