<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny hand - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny hand - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Hand Crushing Craze</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87248/Hand-Crushing-Craze.html</link><description>First there was planking, then came owling and now this. Each successive act becomes even more idiotic, this time you put your hand under a car tire and wait for it to move away. Bravo, you&#039;re a moron.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-87248/Hand-Crushing-Craze.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87248.jpg</image><media:title>Hand Crushing Craze</media:title><media:description>First there was planking, then came owling and now this. Each successive act becomes even more idiotic, this time you put your hand under a car tire and wait for it to move away. Bravo, you&#039;re a moron.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Hand,Crushing,Craze</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87248.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>The Hand (A Love Story)</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84899/The-Hand-A-Love-Story.html</link><description>They say the course of true love never runs smooth, but the person who said that has probably never had the right relationship with the right part of his body: his hand. The bond between a man and his hand is unbreakable. It’s a beautiful story, man.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84899/The-Hand-A-Love-Story.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84899.jpg</image><media:title>The Hand (A Love Story)</media:title><media:description>They say the course of true love never runs smooth, but the person who said that has probably never had the right relationship with the right part of his body: his hand. The bond between a man and his hand is unbreakable. It’s a beautiful story, man.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>The,Hand,Love,Story</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84899.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Hand Position Says it All</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84888/Hand-Position-Says-it-All.html</link><description>Where you put your hand on a woman&#039;s body says exactly what your relationship to her is and if you&#039;re in any doubt then just consult this handy chart for clarification. Sucks to be you, huh?</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84888/Hand-Position-Says-it-All.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84888.jpg</image><media:title>Hand Position Says it All</media:title><media:description>Where you put your hand on a woman&#039;s body says exactly what your relationship to her is and if you&#039;re in any doubt then just consult this handy chart for clarification. Sucks to be you, huh?</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Hand,Position,Says,All</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84888.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Photoshop&#039;s New Hover Hand Tool</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83875/Photoshop-s-New-Hover-Hand-Tool.html</link><description>Have you been to a party and posed for a photo with a girl, put your arm round her but forgot to hover your hand? Totally gutted or what!? Well, now with Photoshop&#039;s new hand hovering tool you can change that!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83875/Photoshop-s-New-Hover-Hand-Tool.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83875.jpg</image><media:title>Photoshop&#039;s New Hover Hand Tool</media:title><media:description>Have you been to a party and posed for a photo with a girl, put your arm round her but forgot to hover your hand? Totally gutted or what!? Well, now with Photoshop&#039;s new hand hovering tool you can change that!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Photoshops,New,Hover,Hand,Tool</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83875.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>School Girl with Bionic Hand</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83526/School-Girl-with-Bionic-Hand.html</link><description>This girl from England is the youngest person to have a bionic hand. This is how it starts, first with the bionic hands, next thing you know where enslaved under a cloudless sky forming resistance forces just to get by.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83526/School-Girl-with-Bionic-Hand.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83526.jpg</image><media:title>School Girl with Bionic Hand</media:title><media:description>This girl from England is the youngest person to have a bionic hand. This is how it starts, first with the bionic hands, next thing you know where enslaved under a cloudless sky forming resistance forces just to get by.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>School,Girl,with,Bionic,Hand</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83526.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Alligator Bites Trainers Hand</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83382/Alligator-Bites-Trainers-Hand.html</link><description>This guy is trying to teach a 13 1/2 foot alligator a new trick. Lets hope it goes well and he doesn&#039;t get in the mood for a human snack. So far I don&#039;t think the alligator understands his part in the trick.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83382/Alligator-Bites-Trainers-Hand.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83382.jpg</image><media:title>Alligator Bites Trainers Hand</media:title><media:description>This guy is trying to teach a 13 1/2 foot alligator a new trick. Lets hope it goes well and he doesn&#039;t get in the mood for a human snack. So far I don&#039;t think the alligator understands his part in the trick.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Alligator,Bites,Trainers,Hand</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83382.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Hand Crushing Craze</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83276/Hand-Crushing-Craze.html</link><description>First there was planking, then came owling and now this. Each successive act becomes even more idiotic, this time you put your hand under a car tire and wait for it to move away. Bravo, you&#039;re a moron.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83276/Hand-Crushing-Craze.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83276.jpg</image><media:title>Hand Crushing Craze</media:title><media:description>First there was planking, then came owling and now this. 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What kind of worthless human being are you? You don&#039;t deserve to live if you haven&#039;t got one, because if you don&#039;t have one then you&#039;re a racist, homophobic, misogynist a-hole who probably tortures animals.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-81852/New-iPhone-Ads-Are-Getting-Out-of-Hand.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81852.jpg</image><media:title>New iPhone Ads Are Getting Out of Hand</media:title><media:description>So you&#039;ve not got an iPhone, huh? What kind of worthless human being are you? 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Look at his wrists, as limp as his masculinity. For shame on this man, he&#039;s given dweebs a bad name.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-79920/Double-Hover-Hand.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79920.jpg</image><media:title>Double Hover Hand</media:title><media:description>If there&#039;s one thing better (worse?) than a hover hand, yep that&#039;s right, it&#039;s the double hover hand. Look at his wrists, as limp as his masculinity. For shame on this man, he&#039;s given dweebs a bad name.</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>Double,Hover,Hand</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79920.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Crazy Hand Model Woman - WTF!?!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/79334/Crazy-Hand-Model-Woman-WTF.html</link><description>Who knew that being a hand model was so important, you’d think it was just a job. Put some lotion on your hands, twirl them about a bit and watch the cheques roll in. Seems easy enough, just make sure you don’t slam them in a car door.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-79334/Crazy-Hand-Model-Woman-WTF.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79334.jpg</image><media:title>Crazy Hand Model Woman - WTF!?!</media:title><media:description>Who knew that being a hand model was so important, you’d think it was just a job. Put some lotion on your hands, twirl them about a bit and watch the cheques roll in. Seems easy enough, just make sure you don’t slam them in a car door.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Crazy,Hand,Model,Woman,WTF</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79334.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Knife Hand Demonstration</title><link>http://www.abum.com/79239/Knife-Hand-Demonstration.html</link><description>This guy successfully demonstrates on his older brother how to throw the knife hand and knock someone out cold. Piece of piss, anyone could do it - But i think i will refrain from ever trying it out!</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-79239/Knife-Hand-Demonstration.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79239.jpg</image><media:title>Knife Hand Demonstration</media:title><media:description>This guy successfully demonstrates on his older brother how to throw the knife hand and knock someone out cold. Piece of piss, anyone could do it - But i think i will refrain from ever trying it out!</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>Knife,Hand,Demonstration</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79239.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 29 Nov 2010 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Caught Doing Obscene Hand Gestures!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/79148/Caught-Doing-Obscene-Hand-Gestures.html</link><description>It makes you curious as to what the story is behind all this. Just why is that man making that hand gesture, is he calling one of those nice ladies a rude name? Whatever, he got caught on national TV. Uh-oh.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-79148/Caught-Doing-Obscene-Hand-Gestures.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79148.jpg</image><media:title>Caught Doing Obscene Hand Gestures!</media:title><media:description>It makes you curious as to what the story is behind all this. Just why is that man making that hand gesture, is he calling one of those nice ladies a rude name? Whatever, he got caught on national TV. Uh-oh.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Caught,Doing,Obscene,Hand,Gestures</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79148.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2010 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Hand Shadow Pr0n</title><link>http://www.abum.com/78848/Hand-Shadow-Pr0n.html</link><description>If there&#039;s one thing that shadow puppets are consistent with when getting their horizontal workout, it&#039;s keeping the lights on. You won&#039;t find them with body issues, getting all coy and ashamed. They don&#039;t have that choice.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-78848/Hand-Shadow-Pr0n.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78848.jpg</image><media:title>Hand Shadow Pr0n</media:title><media:description>If there&#039;s one thing that shadow puppets are consistent with when getting their horizontal workout, it&#039;s keeping the lights on. You won&#039;t find them with body issues, getting all coy and ashamed. They don&#039;t have that choice.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Hand,Shadow,Pr0n</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78848.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Hand Bra Helpers Needed ASAP!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/77737/Hand-Bra-Helpers-Needed-ASAP.html</link><description>I hate to think of a chick in trouble and i&#039;m always willing (and able) to cum to a maiden in distress, especially when they need help in maintaining their dignity, i would gladly lend a hand to this pert predicament for any of these cuties!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-77737/Hand-Bra-Helpers-Needed-ASAP.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77737.jpg</image><media:title>Hand Bra Helpers Needed ASAP!</media:title><media:description>I hate to think of a chick in trouble and i&#039;m always willing (and able) to cum to a maiden in distress, especially when they need help in maintaining their dignity, i would gladly lend a hand to this pert predicament for any of these cuties!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Hand,Bra,Helpers,Needed,ASAP</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77737.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Shark Bites Fisherman&#039;s Hand</title><link>http://www.abum.com/76199/Shark-Bites-Fisherman-s-Hand.html</link><description>Just remember guys, sharks may look cute, but they eat people! 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Unfortunately, even if you made the right decision, a one-in-a-million call Lady Luck and her perverse sense of humor could still turn around and deliver a world shattering kick straight to the love spuds.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-72196/A-Crazy-Hand-Of-Poker-OMG.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/72196.jpg</image><media:title>A Crazy Hand Of Poker - OMG!</media:title><media:description>Sometimes you&#039;ve got to know when to fold. Unfortunately, even if you made the right decision, a one-in-a-million call Lady Luck and her perverse sense of humor could still turn around and deliver a world shattering kick straight to the love spuds.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Crazy,Hand,Poker,OMG</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/72196.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item></channel></rss>
