<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny guard - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny guard - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Mon, 24 Feb 2014 00:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Mon, 24 Feb 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Mon, 24 Feb 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Coca-Cola Invent a &quot;Social Media Guard&quot;</title><link>http://www.abum.com/92625/Coca-Cola-Invent-a-Social-Media-Guard.html</link><description>Social media has consumed all our lives, Coca-Cola think they have a solution, their Social Media Guard, which looks suspiciously like those giant cone collars your dog gets when it&#039;s been to the vets.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-92625/Coca-Cola-Invent-a-Social-Media-Guard.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92625.jpg</image><media:title>Coca-Cola Invent a &quot;Social Media Guard&quot;</media:title><media:description>Social media has consumed all our lives, Coca-Cola think they have a solution, their Social Media Guard, which looks suspiciously like those giant cone collars your dog gets when it&#039;s been to the vets.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Coca-Cola,Invent,Social,Media,Guard</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92625.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 25 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>The Bella Twins Help Jimmy Prank Security Guard Adelina</title><link>http://www.abum.com/91586/The-Bella-Twins-Help-Jimmy-Prank-Security-Guard-Adelina.html</link><description>Jimmy Kimmel gets The Bella Twins, Nikki Bella and Brie Bella, to come on his show and help prank one of his slightly &quot;off&quot; staff members.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91586/The-Bella-Twins-Help-Jimmy-Prank-Security-Guard-Adelina.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91586.jpg</image><media:title>The Bella Twins Help Jimmy Prank Security Guard Adelina</media:title><media:description>Jimmy Kimmel gets The Bella Twins, Nikki Bella and Brie Bella, to come on his show and help prank one of his slightly &quot;off&quot; staff members.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>The,Bella,Twins,Help,Jimmy,Prank,Security,Guard,Adelina</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91586.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Bike Guard Dog</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87062/Bike-Guard-Dog.html</link><description>No cycle lock needed here, the cute Golden Retriever stands guard while his owner does some shopping then climbs on the back of the bike and barks when he is ready to roll. 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Just when you think they&#039;ve probably heard it all and absolutely nothing will make them crack a smile, a couple of bars of the abysmal music of James blunt and he&#039;s outta there!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84361/British-Queen-s-Guard-FAIL.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84361.jpg</image><media:title>British Queen&#039;s Guard FAIL!</media:title><media:description>It&#039;s enough to throw anyone off their game. 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