<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny gross - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny gross - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2010 08:47:45 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2010 08:47:45 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Wed, 29 Jan 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Why Hot Tubs Are Gross</title><link>http://www.abum.com/92376/Why-Hot-Tubs-Are-Gross.html</link><description>Nothing’s sexier than a hot tub, right? 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If you are the type of person that has a nap in the day and a bit of a deep sleeper then dont watch this becasue you will never sleep again.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-70887/Uber-Funnel-Farter.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/70887.jpg</image><media:title>Uber Funnel Farter</media:title><media:description>OMG!!! If you are the type of person that has a nap in the day and a bit of a deep sleeper then dont watch this becasue you will never sleep again.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>funny,gross</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/70887.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 09:13:21 -0400</pubDate><title>Banana Ass Peel</title><link>http://www.abum.com/70806/Banana-Ass-Peel.html</link><description>Hahahaha he should get this on his hobbies and interests form.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-70806/Banana-Ass-Peel.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/70806.jpg</image><media:title>Banana Ass Peel</media:title><media:description>Hahahaha he should get this on his hobbies and interests 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