http://www.abum.com/Funny god - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Mediaen-uswww.abum.com, 2012Thu, 23 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800Thu, 23 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comsleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comTue, 13 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/86354/Hoop-Shot-God.htmlThis chick should be in the NBA. Sure, she probably can't dunk, but who cares if she can sink baskets like these. She manages to swoosh 250 points in roughly 60 seconds. Better than your average.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-86354/Hoop-Shot-God.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86354.jpgHoop Shot GodThis chick should be in the NBA. Sure, she probably can't dunk, but who cares if she can sink baskets like these. She manages to swoosh 250 points in roughly 60 seconds. Better than your average.EntertainmentHoop,Shot,GodThu, 23 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/86108/Grape-Catching-God.htmlSometimes your natural instincts just kick in. But seriously, how the hell did he react so fast to this? And how did he know it was a grape, it could have been a nugget of shit as a prank. Very dangerous game!How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-86108/Grape-Catching-God.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86108.jpgGrape Catching GodSometimes your natural instincts just kick in. But seriously, how the hell did he react so fast to this? And how did he know it was a grape, it could have been a nugget of shit as a prank. Very dangerous game!How ToGrape,Catching,GodThu, 09 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85907/Doodle-God-2-Game.htmlWith even more combinations of elements, creatures and objects, this revision of the game will have you scratching your head and looking for solutions online then pretending you worked it all out on your own. I'm on to you.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-85907/Doodle-God-2-Game.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85907.jpgDoodle God 2 GameWith even more combinations of elements, creatures and objects, this revision of the game will have you scratching your head and looking for solutions online then pretending you worked it all out on your own. I'm on to you.EntertainmentDoodle,God,GameTue, 31 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85759/God-Bless-America-Trailer.htmlSometimes we all feel a bit like this, where you get so hacked off with the vapid bull crud that you take your daughter and head off on an murderous rampage to take down pop culture’s most idiotic and vapid icons. Time to die.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-85759/God-Bless-America-Trailer.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85759.jpgGod Bless America - TrailerSometimes we all feel a bit like this, where you get so hacked off with the vapid bull crud that you take your daughter and head off on an murderous rampage to take down pop culture’s most idiotic and vapid icons. Time to die.EntertainmentGod,Bless,America,TrailerFri, 30 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85298/Thank-God-For-Females.htmlThey're your friends, girlfriends or wives who like to share a joke. They don't mind if you look because they like the attention. Women, we salute you, with our hands and sometimes with other parts of our anatomy.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-85298/Thank-God-For-Females.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85298.jpgThank God For FemalesThey're your friends, girlfriends or wives who like to share a joke. They don't mind if you look because they like the attention. Women, we salute you, with our hands and sometimes with other parts of our anatomy.EntertainmentThank,God,For,FemalesSun, 23 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/84263/God.htmlGeorge Carlin knew how it went. He knew the childish absurdities inherent in an system where you have to put unfounded belief in a omnipotent being that looks down from heaven and wants to both punish and love you. It's crazy fantasy.Celebshttp://www.abum.com/comments-84263/God.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84263.jpgGodGeorge Carlin knew how it went. He knew the childish absurdities inherent in an system where you have to put unfounded belief in a omnipotent being that looks down from heaven and wants to both punish and love you. It's crazy fantasy.CelebsGodMon, 03 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83933/Thank-You-God-For-Yoga-Pants.htmlIf you ever wanted a better reason to take up an ancient Indian spiritual discipline then take a look at these cuties in Yoga pants. It'll guarantee that part of your body will reach a higher plane of existence!Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-83933/Thank-You-God-For-Yoga-Pants.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83933.jpgThank You God For Yoga PantsIf you ever wanted a better reason to take up an ancient Indian spiritual discipline then take a look at these cuties in Yoga pants. It'll guarantee that part of your body will reach a higher plane of existence!EntertainmentThank,You,God,For,Yoga,PantsThu, 01 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83446/Crazy-God-Botherers.htmlGod is in your heart and in your mind. And by the looks of these people, he's in your liquor bottle too and your medicine cabinet. They must be cooked up tot their eyeballs to be this hyped. God is dead.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-83446/Crazy-God-Botherers.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83446.jpgCrazy God BotherersGod is in your heart and in your mind. And by the looks of these people, he's in your liquor bottle too and your medicine cabinet. They must be cooked up tot their eyeballs to be this hyped. God is dead.EntertainmentCrazy,God,BotherersTue, 09 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83165/Proof-There-Is-A-God.htmlThere has to be a god, right? I mean, who else would endow the opposite sex with such weapons of mass distraction, certainly not Darwin, because those most alluring of female assets will be the death of all red blooded males!Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-83165/Proof-There-Is-A-God.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83165.jpgProof There Is A GodThere has to be a god, right? I mean, who else would endow the opposite sex with such weapons of mass distraction, certainly not Darwin, because those most alluring of female assets will be the death of all red blooded males!EntertainmentProof,There,GodFri, 13 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/81899/Thank-you-God-For-Females.htmlThey're your friends, girlfriends or wives who like to share a joke. They don't mind if you look because they like the attention. Women, we salute you, with our hands and sometimes with other parts of our anatomy.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-81899/Thank-you-God-For-Females.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81899.jpgThank you God For FemalesThey're your friends, girlfriends or wives who like to share a joke. They don't mind if you look because they like the attention. Women, we salute you, with our hands and sometimes with other parts of our anatomy.EntertainmentThank,you,God,For,FemalesTue, 05 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/81338/Thank-You-God-For-Inventing-Females.htmlThere has to be a god, right? I mean, who else would endow the opposite sex with such weapons of mass distraction, certainly not Darwin, because those most alluring of female assets will be the death of all red blooded males!Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-81338/Thank-You-God-For-Inventing-Females.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81338.jpgThank You God For Inventing FemalesThere has to be a god, right? I mean, who else would endow the opposite sex with such weapons of mass distraction, certainly not Darwin, because those most alluring of female assets will be the death of all red blooded males!EntertainmentThank,You,God,For,Inventing,FemalesThu, 31 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/81243/NASA-Play-God.htmlIf NASA want you to vacate your house and get the hell out of town, because they want to explore space and make a huge racket in the process. Then, by Jupiter's moons, they will. And they'll also generate rain clouds from the shuttle engines too.How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-81243/NASA-Play-God.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81243.jpgNASA Play GodIf NASA want you to vacate your house and get the hell out of town, because they want to explore space and make a huge racket in the process. Then, by Jupiter's moons, they will. And they'll also generate rain clouds from the shuttle engines too.How ToNASA,Play,GodSun, 20 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/81061/Thor-God-of-Thunder-Official-Trailer.htmlAn upcoming third person single-player video game based on the upcoming film Thor developed by Sega and co-written by Matt Fraction, the Eisner Award-winning writer of the comic book series. It marks Thor’s first standalone appearance in a video gameEntertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-81061/Thor-God-of-Thunder-Official-Trailer.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81061.jpgThor: God of Thunder – Official TrailerAn upcoming third person single-player video game based on the upcoming film Thor developed by Sega and co-written by Matt Fraction, the Eisner Award-winning writer of the comic book series. It marks Thor’s first standalone appearance in a video gameEntertainmentThor,God,Thunder,Official,TrailerThu, 03 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/80361/Bill-O-Reilly-Proves-There-s-A-God.htmlGood old Bill, completely destroying science with his fool proof arguments. Works of scholarly genius like "How did the moon get there?". Gee, I dunno Bill, maybe it accreted from the debris after a collision with another celestial body.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-80361/Bill-O-Reilly-Proves-There-s-A-God.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80361.jpgBill O'Reilly Proves There's A GodGood old Bill, completely destroying science with his fool proof arguments. Works of scholarly genius like "How did the moon get there?". Gee, I dunno Bill, maybe it accreted from the debris after a collision with another celestial body.FunnyBill,OReilly,Proves,Theres,GodThu, 27 Jan 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/80235/And-God-Said-Let-There-Be-Beer.htmlTo quote that wise sage Homer Simpson, "Beer, the cause of, & solution to, all of life's little problems!" Where would we be without this nectar of the gods? Probably still married with a prosperous career!?Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-80235/And-God-Said-Let-There-Be-Beer.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80235.jpgAnd God Said, 'Let There Be Beer!'To quote that wise sage Homer Simpson, "Beer, the cause of, & solution to, all of life's little problems!" Where would we be without this nectar of the gods? Probably still married with a prosperous career!?EntertainmentAnd,God,Said,Let,There,BeerThu, 13 Jan 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/79982/Epic-Wiffle-Ball-God.htmlSure, it's easier to throw a curveball when you're doing it with a wiffleball, but who knew you could could take it to this level? I reckon if he really wanted to this guy could pitch one that'd hit him in the back of his own head. Sick skill.How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-79982/Epic-Wiffle-Ball-God.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79982.jpgEpic Wiffle Ball God!Sure, it's easier to throw a curveball when you're doing it with a wiffleball, but who knew you could could take it to this level? I reckon if he really wanted to this guy could pitch one that'd hit him in the back of his own head. Sick skill.How ToEpic,Wiffle,Ball,GodSun, 19 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/79568/And-Then-God-Created-Woman.htmlWhat the hell would we do at Christmas if chicks weren't invented, can you imagine? Without mammaries of mass distraction man would probably have time to invent clean energy or annihilate each other, just for kicks!Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-79568/And-Then-God-Created-Woman.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79568.jpgAnd Then God Created Woman!What the hell would we do at Christmas if chicks weren't invented, can you imagine? Without mammaries of mass distraction man would probably have time to invent clean energy or annihilate each other, just for kicks!EntertainmentAnd,Then,God,Created,WomanWed, 08 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/79357/Proof-There-Is-No-God.htmlFinally we have some closure on the age old question of whether there is an invisible, omnipotent, all-seeing, all-knowing gas(?) up in the heavens. I mean, I was always unsure whether an utterly implausible notion of constant doubt and excuse could exist?Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-79357/Proof-There-Is-No-God.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79357.jpgProof There Is No GodFinally we have some closure on the age old question of whether there is an invisible, omnipotent, all-seeing, all-knowing gas(?) up in the heavens. I mean, I was always unsure whether an utterly implausible notion of constant doubt and excuse could exist?FunnyProof,There,GodSun, 07 Nov 2010 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/78756/God-Rest-Ye-Merry-Internet-Connection.htmlIt doesn’t bear thinking about, it’s always gonna be there, right? Getting bigger, better and faster every day, with more wonders to behold….. But what, yes, WHAT the hell would you do if you didn’t have the chance to log-in and tune out?How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-78756/God-Rest-Ye-Merry-Internet-Connection.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78756.jpgGod Rest Ye, Merry Internet ConnectionIt doesn’t bear thinking about, it’s always gonna be there, right? Getting bigger, better and faster every day, with more wonders to behold….. But what, yes, WHAT the hell would you do if you didn’t have the chance to log-in and tune out?How ToGod,Rest,Merry,Internet,ConnectionFri, 15 Oct 2010 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/78344/God-Vs-Satan.htmlWhen the old religious debate rears its head, none of those ardent believers ever come up with cold hard stats. It’s always allusions to how Christ can help us, how the answer to all our questions is in the Bible.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-78344/God-Vs-Satan.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78344.jpgGod Vs. SatanWhen the old religious debate rears its head, none of those ardent believers ever come up with cold hard stats. It’s always allusions to how Christ can help us, how the answer to all our questions is in the Bible.FunnyGod,Satan