<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny french - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny french - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Mon, 25 Nov 2013 00:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Mon, 25 Nov 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Mon, 25 Nov 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Powerful French Anti-Bullying Advert</title><link>http://www.abum.com/91819/Powerful-French-Anti-Bullying-Advert.html</link><description>By transposing schoolyard bullying to the workplace this anti-bullying ad makes for powerful viewing. 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