<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny football - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny football - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Lingerie Football Girl Fail</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87267/Lingerie-Football-Girl-Fail.html</link><description>This chick just learned out the hard way that the Philadelphia Passion Lingerie Football team is taking next season seriously. I reckom she&#039;s going to have to re-apply her make up and fix her hair after that.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-87267/Lingerie-Football-Girl-Fail.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87267.jpg</image><media:title>Lingerie Football Girl Fail</media:title><media:description>This chick just learned out the hard way that the Philadelphia Passion Lingerie Football team is taking next season seriously. I reckom she&#039;s going to have to re-apply her make up and fix her hair after that.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Lingerie,Football,Girl,Fail</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87267.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Basketball Meets Football</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86667/Basketball-Meets-Football.html</link><description>These guys mix up their basket ball play with their football play. Not only does it have the opposition fooled but they score a touchdown too! Now all we need are some baseball mitts and we&#039;ve covered everything!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86667/Basketball-Meets-Football.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86667.jpg</image><media:title>Basketball Meets Football</media:title><media:description>These guys mix up their basket ball play with their football play. Not only does it have the opposition fooled but they score a touchdown too! Now all we need are some baseball mitts and we&#039;ve covered everything!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Basketball,Meets,Football</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86667.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Football is Not Gay</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85871/Football-is-Not-Gay.html</link><description>All those men running around putting their heads in each others crotches, penetrating deep into the defensive line. Then afterwards it&#039;s back to the locker room to flick each other&#039;s naked buttocks with a wet towel while laughing gaily. It&#039;s very manly stuff. Very manly stuff indeed.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85871/Football-is-Not-Gay.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85871.jpg</image><media:title>Football is Not Gay</media:title><media:description>All those men running around putting their heads in each others crotches, penetrating deep into the defensive line. Then afterwards it&#039;s back to the locker room to flick each other&#039;s naked buttocks with a wet towel while laughing gaily. It&#039;s very manly stuff. Very manly stuff indeed.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Football,Not,Gay</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85871.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Football Is Not Gay</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85841/Football-Is-Not-Gay.html</link><description>Because it&#039;s only gay if balls touch and in football there is only one ball. Therefore football can never be gay, even with some seriously eyebrow raising shenanigans like those going on here...</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85841/Football-Is-Not-Gay.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85841.jpg</image><media:title>Football Is Not Gay</media:title><media:description>Because it&#039;s only gay if balls touch and in football there is only one ball. Therefore football can never be gay, even with some seriously eyebrow raising shenanigans like those going on here...</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Football,Not,Gay</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85841.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Amazing Football Freestyle</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84919/Amazing-Football-Freestyle.html</link><description>This is Abbas Farid and he&#039;s a freestlye football wizard, some say he was born with a ball on his foot, others say he&#039;s just a myth created by FIFA, a trick of the light, some VFX manipulation with After Effects. But he&#039;s real, and he&#039;s real good.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84919/Amazing-Football-Freestyle.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84919.jpg</image><media:title>Amazing Football Freestyle</media:title><media:description>This is Abbas Farid and he&#039;s a freestlye football wizard, some say he was born with a ball on his foot, others say he&#039;s just a myth created by FIFA, a trick of the light, some VFX manipulation with After Effects. But he&#039;s real, and he&#039;s real good.</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>Amazing,Football,Freestyle</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84919.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Fanatic Fatty Football FAIL!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83820/Fanatic-Fatty-Football-FAIL.html</link><description>Kid kicks ball, kid fails, so what? The subtle difference here is that he is slightly porky. If the internet has managed to show us one thing over the years it&#039;s that fat people falling over is very, VERY funny.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83820/Fanatic-Fatty-Football-FAIL.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83820.jpg</image><media:title>Fanatic Fatty Football FAIL!</media:title><media:description>Kid kicks ball, kid fails, so what? 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Not only do you get to see your favorite team play, in this case The Cowboys, but you also get a lapdance too. Get this man a beer and he&#039;s got all he&#039;ll ever need.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-78772/Fantasy-Football-FTW.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78772.jpg</image><media:title>Fantasy Football FTW!</media:title><media:description>This is what you want when you go to a game. Not only do you get to see your favorite team play, in this case The Cowboys, but you also get a lapdance too. 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Time to huddle up with a cutie who looks super hot in pigtails and a fantastic outfit, cuddling up to the misshapen pigskin. So we&#039;ve got a fit girl who likes football, and who also enjoys the pink pole? Touch down!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Football,Femme-Tastic</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78026.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>First-Person POV Football Nutshot</title><link>http://www.abum.com/77312/First-Person-POV-Football-Nutshot.html</link><description>I have NO idea why watching other dudes get their family jewels destroyed is so mesmerizing? 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But this time she has a new found love for football - She is simply girlfriend material !</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-77094/Carmen-s-Football-Strip.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77094.jpg</image><media:title>Carmen&#039;s Football Strip!</media:title><media:description>Merging two awesome things together can only lead to video wonderfulness ! - Carmen returns to grace our screens as she displays her perfect body once again. 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