<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny floor - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny floor - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0700</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Flawless Floor Routine</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86579/Flawless-Floor-Routine.html</link><description>If the ladies like nothing more, it&#039;s a dude doing a flawless floor routine, they go wild for it, just listen to them whooping and clapping this ginger guy as he prances about flaunting his skill and not being gay at all.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86579/Flawless-Floor-Routine.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86579.jpg</image><media:title>Flawless Floor Routine</media:title><media:description>If the ladies like nothing more, it&#039;s a dude doing a flawless floor routine, they go wild for it, just listen to them whooping and clapping this ginger guy as he prances about flaunting his skill and not being gay at all.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Flawless,Floor,Routine</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86579.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Major Lazer “Pon De Floor” ft. VYBZ</title><link>http://www.abum.com/76239/Major-Lazer-Pon-De-Floor-ft-VYBZ.html</link><description>This dance move is called daggering &amp; it’s sweeping the nation, all the hep cats are grooving to it. So grab your partner by the waist and aggressively thrust your loin at them until one of you breaks a pelvic bone - WTF?</description><category>Music</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-76239/Major-Lazer-Pon-De-Floor-ft-VYBZ.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76239.jpg</image><media:title>Major Lazer “Pon De Floor” ft. VYBZ</media:title><media:description>This dance move is called daggering &amp; it’s sweeping the nation, all the hep cats are grooving to it. 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Fat people &amp; FAIL go together like.... &#039;Bread &amp; butter!&#039; and the buttered floor prank never gets old. They always told him butter would be his downfall, but they never meant it so literally - LMAO!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-75117/Fat-Guy-Buttered-Floor-Prank.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75117.jpg</image><media:title>Fat Guy Buttered Floor Prank</media:title><media:description>Total genius! Fat people &amp; FAIL go together like.... &#039;Bread &amp; butter!&#039; and the buttered floor prank never gets old. They always told him butter would be his downfall, but they never meant it so literally - LMAO!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Fat,Guy,Buttered,Floor,Prank</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75117.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Nyli&#039;s Awesome Floor Dance</title><link>http://www.abum.com/74994/Nyli-s-Awesome-Floor-Dance.html</link><description>We&#039;ve seen how incredible this brunette bomb is when she works the pole, this time around we are treated to her equally impressive floor routine! Nyli is every bit a headliner in our books!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-74994/Nyli-s-Awesome-Floor-Dance.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74994.jpg</image><media:title>Nyli&#039;s Awesome Floor Dance</media:title><media:description>We&#039;ve seen how incredible this brunette bomb is when she works the pole, this time around we are treated to her equally impressive floor routine! 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This video was edited, by whom, I do not know. I do know that a more complete version of this tape, shows a male security guard walking over to the patient, and simply walking away. Moments later, a male Dr. does the same thing. News reports indicate that the Dr. was fired, and the nurses and security guards were suspended.</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-65817/Raw-video-Patient-dies-on-Kings-County-Hospital-floor.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/65817.jpg</image><media:title>Raw video: Patient dies on Kings County Hospital floor</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/65817.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="83" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>A 49 year old mental patient at Kings County Hospital in Brooklyn, was left on the floor to die. This video was edited, by whom, I do not know. 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