<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny flat - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny flat - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Sat, 24 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0800</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Sat, 24 Nov 2007 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:36:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Proof that the Earth is flat</title><link>http://www.abum.com/63335/Proof-that-the-Earth-is-flat.html</link><description>That&#039;s right! 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