<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny flat - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny flat - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Mr. Oizo - Flat Beat</title><link>http://www.abum.com/88876/Mr-Oizo-Flat-Beat.html</link><description>Let&#039;s just take a journey back through time, it&#039;s 1999 and a tatty-looking cat puppet is in vogue, who knows what everybody was on back then but this video and its head banging star was the height of culture. 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