<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny fish - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny fish - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2015 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Rowers Attacked By Fish</title><link>http://www.abum.com/94494/Rowers-Attacked-By-Fish.html</link><description>Washington University in St. Louis freshman men&#039;s crew team gets attacked by giant Asian Carp during a Friday morning practice at Creve Coeur Lake.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-94494/Rowers-Attacked-By-Fish.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94494.jpg</image><media:title>Rowers Attacked By Fish</media:title><media:description>Washington University in St. Louis freshman men&#039;s crew team gets attacked by giant Asian Carp during a Friday morning practice at Creve Coeur Lake.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Rowers,Attacked,Fish</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94494.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>How they Fish Piranhas in Brazil</title><link>http://www.abum.com/94164/How-they-Fish-Piranhas-in-Brazil.html</link><description>If you ever fancied biting down on some piranha and find yourself in Brazil, then this is the correct way to fish for them—dunking a bit of meat into the river and wait for them to take the bait. Just be careful of your fingers.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-94164/How-they-Fish-Piranhas-in-Brazil.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94164.jpg</image><media:title>How they Fish Piranhas in Brazil</media:title><media:description>If you ever fancied biting down on some piranha and find yourself in Brazil, then this is the correct way to fish for them—dunking a bit of meat into the river and wait for them to take the bait. Just be careful of your fingers.</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>How,they,Fish,Piranhas,Brazil</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94164.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Reporter Loses It Over Fish</title><link>http://www.abum.com/93876/Reporter-Loses-It-Over-Fish.html</link><description>Who the hell let this lady on the boat? We admit, we were hoping she was going over the edge of the boat, but this works too. We bet that fisherman couldn&#039;t believe his luck when she landed on him.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-93876/Reporter-Loses-It-Over-Fish.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93876.jpg</image><media:title>Reporter Loses It Over Fish</media:title><media:description>Who the hell let this lady on the boat? We admit, we were hoping she was going over the edge of the boat, but this works too. 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Lets just hope no one from any animal cruelty organisation sees this or this teacher will be out of a job. But then Hans Solo did pretty much the same thing, right?</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91325/Liquid-Nitrogen-vs-Fish.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91325.jpg</image><media:title>Liquid Nitrogen vs Fish</media:title><media:description>It’s only cruel if the result isn’t awesome, right? Lets just hope no one from any animal cruelty organisation sees this or this teacher will be out of a job. But then Hans Solo did pretty much the same thing, right?</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>Liquid,Nitrogen,Fish</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91325.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>True Facts About The Angler Fish</title><link>http://www.abum.com/90022/True-Facts-About-The-Angler-Fish.html</link><description>The ugliest fish in the ocean is real ugly, and the female asserts its authority by making the male fuse onto her and become nothing but a pair of gonads that release sperm on command. Now that&#039;s pussy-whipped.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-90022/True-Facts-About-The-Angler-Fish.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90022.jpg</image><media:title>True Facts About The Angler Fish</media:title><media:description>The ugliest fish in the ocean is real ugly, and the female asserts its authority by making the male fuse onto her and become nothing but a pair of gonads that release sperm on command. Now that&#039;s pussy-whipped.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>True,Facts,About,The,Angler,Fish</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90022.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>True Facts - Angler Fish</title><link>http://www.abum.com/89607/True-Facts-Angler-Fish.html</link><description>The angler fish is a strange beast. Not only is it so ugly it&#039;ll make your eyes bleed, but it also has one of the most peculiar mating rituals in the whole animal kingdom. Seriously. It involves faces melting and a female with gonads.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-89607/True-Facts-Angler-Fish.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89607.jpg</image><media:title>True Facts - Angler Fish</media:title><media:description>The angler fish is a strange beast. Not only is it so ugly it&#039;ll make your eyes bleed, but it also has one of the most peculiar mating rituals in the whole animal kingdom. Seriously. 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The legendary Fish market trader from Queens Market, London E13, gets a McPunjabi Remix, of his classic toon ‘£1 Pound Fish!’. I’ll go McMental to that!</description><category>Music</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-87128/One-Pound-Fish-McPunjabi-Remix.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87128.jpg</image><media:title>One Pound Fish McPunjabi Remix</media:title><media:description>Hold tight to ya Bombay Ducks people! The legendary Fish market trader from Queens Market, London E13, gets a McPunjabi Remix, of his classic toon ‘£1 Pound Fish!’. 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