http://www.abum.com/Funny female - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Mediaen-uswww.abum.com, 2024Tue, 27 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0400Tue, 27 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0400sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comsleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comFri, 27 Feb 2015 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/94361/The-Real-Face-Of-Female-Celebs.htmlAfter seeing these you could say that the definition of beauty is 'when you can go out without make-up and not be mistaken for a dude in a wig'. Most of these girls you could pass in the street and not have a clue who they were...Celebshttp://www.abum.com/comments-94361/The-Real-Face-Of-Female-Celebs.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94361.jpgThe Real Face Of Female CelebsAfter seeing these you could say that the definition of beauty is 'when you can go out without make-up and not be mistaken for a dude in a wig'. Most of these girls you could pass in the street and not have a clue who they were...CelebsThe,Real,Face,Female,CelebsTue, 27 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/91239/The-Female-Orgasm-Law.htmlIf nothing else watching this video will make you eternally grateful that laws like this don't exist in the world, because if they did the world would be totally worse off. You'll also learn what Piggies in a Snowstorm is. Be afraid.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-91239/The-Female-Orgasm-Law.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91239.jpgThe Female Orgasm LawIf nothing else watching this video will make you eternally grateful that laws like this don't exist in the world, because if they did the world would be totally worse off. You'll also learn what Piggies in a Snowstorm is. Be afraid.EntertainmentThe,Female,Orgasm,LawSun, 02 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/89346/The-Female-Orgasm-Law.htmlIf nothing else watching this video will make you eternally grateful that laws like this don;t exist in the world, because if they did the world would be totally worse off. You'll also learn what Piggies in a Snowstorm is. Be afraid.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-89346/The-Female-Orgasm-Law.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89346.jpgThe Female Orgasm LawIf nothing else watching this video will make you eternally grateful that laws like this don;t exist in the world, because if they did the world would be totally worse off. You'll also learn what Piggies in a Snowstorm is. Be afraid.EntertainmentThe,Female,Orgasm,LawMon, 15 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/88962/The-Real-Face-Of-Female-Celebs.htmlAfter seeing these you could say that the definition of beauty is 'when you can go out without make-up and not be mistaken for a dude in a wig'. Most of these girls you could pass in the street and not have a clue who they were...Celebshttp://www.abum.com/comments-88962/The-Real-Face-Of-Female-Celebs.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88962.jpgThe Real Face Of Female CelebsAfter seeing these you could say that the definition of beauty is 'when you can go out without make-up and not be mistaken for a dude in a wig'. Most of these girls you could pass in the street and not have a clue who they were...CelebsThe,Real,Face,Female,CelebsThu, 11 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/88923/Female-Beer-Vacuum.htmlAnother superb invention combining the planets 2 most awesome assets, beer & females - This is not only useful after messy parties but it also makes a sammich and washes your clothes - I'm not sure what she's doing - But I could watch it all day :)Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-88923/Female-Beer-Vacuum.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88923.jpgFemale Beer VacuumAnother superb invention combining the planets 2 most awesome assets, beer & females - This is not only useful after messy parties but it also makes a sammich and washes your clothes - I'm not sure what she's doing - But I could watch it all day :)FunnyFemale,Beer,VacuumSun, 01 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/86632/The-Real-Face-Of-Female-Celebs.htmlAfter seeing these you could say that the definition of beauty is 'when you can go out without make-up and not be mistaken for a dude in a wig'. Most of these girls you could pass in the street and not have a clue who they were...Celebshttp://www.abum.com/comments-86632/The-Real-Face-Of-Female-Celebs.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86632.jpgThe Real Face Of Female CelebsAfter seeing these you could say that the definition of beauty is 'when you can go out without make-up and not be mistaken for a dude in a wig'. Most of these girls you could pass in the street and not have a clue who they were...CelebsThe,Real,Face,Female,CelebsThu, 05 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/85367/Female-Beer-Vacuum.htmlAnother superb invention combining the planets 2 most awesome assets, beer & females - This is not only useful after messy parties but it also makes a sammich and washes your clothes - I'm not sure what she's doing - But I could watch it all day :)Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-85367/Female-Beer-Vacuum.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85367.jpgFemale Beer VacuumAnother superb invention combining the planets 2 most awesome assets, beer & females - This is not only useful after messy parties but it also makes a sammich and washes your clothes - I'm not sure what she's doing - But I could watch it all day :)FunnyFemale,Beer,VacuumFri, 30 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/85286/One-Night-Stand-Female-POV.htmlIt’s a festive scenario that we all dread, those first moments when you wake up in a strange bed with someone you know you have done the nasty with - You open your eyes and pray-pray-pray that you'll not be in a coyote ugly situation.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-85286/One-Night-Stand-Female-POV.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85286.jpgOne Night Stand (Female POV)It’s a festive scenario that we all dread, those first moments when you wake up in a strange bed with someone you know you have done the nasty with - You open your eyes and pray-pray-pray that you'll not be in a coyote ugly situation.FunnyOne,Night,Stand,Female,POVWed, 09 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/84572/The-Female-Form-As-Art.htmlLets face it, we are not looking at hundreds of pictures of cute girls every day because we fanatasize that we might end up in bed with them. NO! We are actually admiring the subtle shades & reflections of light and tone that fall on their ample form.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-84572/The-Female-Form-As-Art.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84572.jpgThe Female Form As Art!Lets face it, we are not looking at hundreds of pictures of cute girls every day because we fanatasize that we might end up in bed with them. NO! We are actually admiring the subtle shades & reflections of light and tone that fall on their ample form.FunnyThe,Female,Form,ArtTue, 18 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/84199/Biker-Crashes-Into-Unsuspecting-Female.htmlMeeting members of the opposite sex shouldn't be as difficult as this, that is if you still want them to be alive when you introduce yourself. Next time be a man and just buy her a drink like the rest of us.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-84199/Biker-Crashes-Into-Unsuspecting-Female.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84199.jpgBiker Crashes Into Unsuspecting FemaleMeeting members of the opposite sex shouldn't be as difficult as this, that is if you still want them to be alive when you introduce yourself. Next time be a man and just buy her a drink like the rest of us.EntertainmentBiker,Crashes,Into,Unsuspecting,FemaleTue, 27 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/83828/Freckle-Faced-Female-Celebs.htmlOk, so lets be honest here, any girl with freckles instantly adopts a special sort of 'girl-next-door' charm, add to that the fact she is already a cute looking celebrity and you are pretty much onto a winner.Celebshttp://www.abum.com/comments-83828/Freckle-Faced-Female-Celebs.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83828.jpgFreckle-Faced Female CelebsOk, so lets be honest here, any girl with freckles instantly adopts a special sort of 'girl-next-door' charm, add to that the fact she is already a cute looking celebrity and you are pretty much onto a winner.CelebsFreckle-Faced,Female,CelebsMon, 06 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/82239/Rihanna-Gives-Female-Fan-Lap-Dance.htmlThis is one lucky audience member and come to think of it, this is one lucky audience. Not only do they get to see Rihanna strutting her delightful stuff, but they get to see a bit of HLA as well. Wouldn't mind a backstage pass to this after show.Celebshttp://www.abum.com/comments-82239/Rihanna-Gives-Female-Fan-Lap-Dance.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82239.jpgRihanna Gives Female Fan Lap DanceThis is one lucky audience member and come to think of it, this is one lucky audience. Not only do they get to see Rihanna strutting her delightful stuff, but they get to see a bit of HLA as well. Wouldn't mind a backstage pass to this after show.CelebsRihanna,Gives,Female,Fan,Lap,DanceSun, 15 May 2011 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/81909/Guide-to-Female-Facial-Expressions.htmlIt's difficult being a man, nearly dying every time you get flu, deciding where to pee when you're caught short and you're out and about, and trying to read your girlfriend's mood from her facial expressions. For that last one maybe this guide can help.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-81909/Guide-to-Female-Facial-Expressions.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81909.jpgGuide to Female Facial ExpressionsIt's difficult being a man, nearly dying every time you get flu, deciding where to pee when you're caught short and you're out and about, and trying to read your girlfriend's mood from her facial expressions. For that last one maybe this guide can help.EntertainmentGuide,Female,Facial,ExpressionsThu, 07 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/81369/Female-Orgasms-For-Dummies.htmlSome people study quantum mechanics, some to understand economic complexities, others look to the heavens to learn about the seemingly paradoxical world of cosmology. And then there's something even more challenging: the female orgasm.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-81369/Female-Orgasms-For-Dummies.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81369.jpgFemale Orgasms For DummiesSome people study quantum mechanics, some to understand economic complexities, others look to the heavens to learn about the seemingly paradoxical world of cosmology. And then there's something even more challenging: the female orgasm.EntertainmentFemale,Orgasms,For,DummiesFri, 25 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/81152/Female-Cyborgs.htmlIn the not too distant future there'll be no 'nerds' or 'geeks (or virgins), all of these bestowed titles will be a thing of the past as everyone will have a cute cyborg who'll love you enough to put up with your W.O.W account AND make you a sammich.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-81152/Female-Cyborgs.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81152.jpgFemale CyborgsIn the not too distant future there'll be no 'nerds' or 'geeks (or virgins), all of these bestowed titles will be a thing of the past as everyone will have a cute cyborg who'll love you enough to put up with your W.O.W account AND make you a sammich.EntertainmentFemale,CyborgsMon, 14 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/80961/Female-Body-Types-Renamed.htmlThere are all sorts of body types, aren't there? You've got your pear shaped, your curvaceous hourglass, you've got your apple. Well now, it seems, women have had enough and are now renaming body shapes after famous artists. They are not a fruit!Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-80961/Female-Body-Types-Renamed.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80961.jpgFemale Body Types RenamedThere are all sorts of body types, aren't there? You've got your pear shaped, your curvaceous hourglass, you've got your apple. Well now, it seems, women have had enough and are now renaming body shapes after famous artists. They are not a fruit!EntertainmentFemale,Body,Types,RenamedThu, 10 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/80466/Female-Soldiers-With-Male-Chaperones.htmlThis is a giant march forward for the female of the human kind type. The chaperone can check out their butt when they bend over or if they're crawling along the ground. Then when they can't load their weapon, they can make an inappropriate weapon innuendo and tell them to go make them a goddamn sammich.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-80466/Female-Soldiers-With-Male-Chaperones.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80466.jpgFemale Soldiers With Male ChaperonesThis is a giant march forward for the female of the human kind type. The chaperone can check out their butt when they bend over or if they're crawling along the ground. Then when they can't load their weapon, they can make an inappropriate weapon innuendo and tell them to go make them a goddamn sammich.FunnyFemale,Soldiers,With,Male,ChaperonesSun, 30 Jan 2011 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/80260/Rainy-Day-Female-Faceplant.htmlThis chick pulls her hood down over her eyes to avoid getting her face wet and ends up slamming into the back of a parked car. Yep, she was riding a bicycle at the time and i bet there is some blonde hair under her rain-hood?Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-80260/Rainy-Day-Female-Faceplant.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80260.jpgRainy Day Female Faceplant!This chick pulls her hood down over her eyes to avoid getting her face wet and ends up slamming into the back of a parked car. Yep, she was riding a bicycle at the time and i bet there is some blonde hair under her rain-hood?FunnyRainy,Day,Female,FaceplantThu, 02 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/79235/Female-Beer-Vacuum-FTW.htmlAnother superb invention combining the planets 2 most awesome assets, beer & chicks - This is not only useful after messy parties but it also makes a sammich and washes your clothes - I'm not sure what she's doing - But I could watch it all day :)Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-79235/Female-Beer-Vacuum-FTW.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79235.jpgFemale Beer Vacuum FTW!Another superb invention combining the planets 2 most awesome assets, beer & chicks - This is not only useful after messy parties but it also makes a sammich and washes your clothes - I'm not sure what she's doing - But I could watch it all day :)EntertainmentFemale,Beer,Vacuum,FTWThu, 25 Nov 2010 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/79098/Female-Parking-Epic-Fail.htmlYou can't tell that its a female driver pulling into this parking spot until she takes out the building door and crashes into the other parked carsFunnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-79098/Female-Parking-Epic-Fail.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79098.jpgFemale Parking Epic FailYou can't tell that its a female driver pulling into this parking spot until she takes out the building door and crashes into the other parked carsFunnyFemale,Parking,Epic,Fail