http://www.abum.com/Funny fcking - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Mediaen-uswww.abum.com, 2024Sun, 19 May 2013 00:00:00 -0400Sun, 19 May 2013 00:00:00 -0400sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comsleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comWed, 25 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/93336/Who-s-F-cking-Josh-and-Debra.htmlIn The Onion's new satirical series, they look at a couple's relationship and discuss with them when they first starting making the beast with two backs. Happily, crudeness ensues.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-93336/Who-s-F-cking-Josh-and-Debra.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93336.jpgWho's F*cking: Josh and DebraIn The Onion's new satirical series, they look at a couple's relationship and discuss with them when they first starting making the beast with two backs. Happily, crudeness ensues.FunnyWhos,Fcking,Josh,and,DebraSun, 19 May 2013 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/90698/Making-Out-Like-It-s-F-cking-Paris.htmlOh man, it makes you mad, don't it just? How dare two people show their affection for each other in public, while these two are in the salad years of their relationship and everyone elses is bitter and soured, so keep it behind closed doors. Jeez.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-90698/Making-Out-Like-It-s-F-cking-Paris.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90698.jpgMaking Out Like It's F*cking ParisOh man, it makes you mad, don't it just? How dare two people show their affection for each other in public, while these two are in the salad years of their relationship and everyone elses is bitter and soured, so keep it behind closed doors. Jeez.EntertainmentMaking,Out,Like,Its,Fcking,ParisWed, 05 Sep 2012 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/88532/Turn-Off-Your-F-cking-Phone.htmlPeople who leave their phones on in a movie theater are kind of annoying, but what this guy does is maybe taking things a little too far. No, this isn't a 4chan movie but instead this played before each film at Frightfest 2012 to remind people to turn off their phones.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-88532/Turn-Off-Your-F-cking-Phone.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88532.jpgTurn Off Your F#cking Phone!People who leave their phones on in a movie theater are kind of annoying, but what this guy does is maybe taking things a little too far. No, this isn't a 4chan movie but instead this played before each film at Frightfest 2012 to remind people to turn off their phones.EntertainmentTurn,Off,Your,Fcking,PhoneWed, 30 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/87427/F-cking-Travel.htmlADORBZ gone bad! Dad's watching the game when his enjoyment is interrupted by some unfair play by some of the basketball players--one of them appears to break the rules by traveling, and dad's not too pleased--neither is his daughter.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-87427/F-cking-Travel.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87427.jpgF*cking TravelADORBZ gone bad! Dad's watching the game when his enjoyment is interrupted by some unfair play by some of the basketball players--one of them appears to break the rules by traveling, and dad's not too pleased--neither is his daughter.EntertainmentFcking,TravelMon, 21 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/81087/Ellie-s-F-cking-Amazing-Vocabulary.htmlThis baby's going to grow up to have quite a vocabulary on her. She'll be able to go to any bar the world over and swear with the best of them. The only difference is she'll be 3 years old. Next up, the c-word.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-81087/Ellie-s-F-cking-Amazing-Vocabulary.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81087.jpgEllie's F#cking Amazing Vocabulary!This baby's going to grow up to have quite a vocabulary on her. She'll be able to go to any bar the world over and swear with the best of them. The only difference is she'll be 3 years old. Next up, the c-word.FunnyEllies,Fcking,Amazing,VocabularyThu, 10 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/80463/Fireman-Sam-It-s-F-cking-Tricky.htmlMost people think Fireman Sam is just some dumb kids’ TV show, featuring an animated Welsh fireman teaching the young ‘uns how to stifle a pan fire and live in small town communities without going on some murderous rampage.Musichttp://www.abum.com/comments-80463/Fireman-Sam-It-s-F-cking-Tricky.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80463.jpgFireman Sam: It’s F#cking Tricky!Most people think Fireman Sam is just some dumb kids’ TV show, featuring an animated Welsh fireman teaching the young ‘uns how to stifle a pan fire and live in small town communities without going on some murderous rampage.MusicFireman,Sam,Its,Fcking,TrickySun, 14 Nov 2010 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/78886/MY-F-CKING-BUSH.htmlJeez, this guy's just a little bit angry. Like if Dr. Bruce Banner came home to find Betty Ross in bed with Wolverine. Calm the F down, it's only a goddamn bush. Skaters in New Jersey, beware. This guy injects steroids into his eyeballs for breakfast.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-78886/MY-F-CKING-BUSH.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78886.jpgMY F*CKING BUSH!!!!Jeez, this guy's just a little bit angry. Like if Dr. Bruce Banner came home to find Betty Ross in bed with Wolverine. Calm the F down, it's only a goddamn bush. Skaters in New Jersey, beware. This guy injects steroids into his eyeballs for breakfast.FunnyFCKING,BUSHFri, 15 Oct 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/78337/Planet-F-cking-Earth.htmlNature with all of it's wonderful miracles, it's finely balanced harmony and stunning beauty is majestic as sh*t. in fact it's so f#cking amazing it's making me effing hungry.. I Gotta go eat now.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-78337/Planet-F-cking-Earth.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78337.jpgPlanet F*cking EarthNature with all of it's wonderful miracles, it's finely balanced harmony and stunning beauty is majestic as sh*t. in fact it's so f#cking amazing it's making me effing hungry.. I Gotta go eat now.FunnyPlanet,Fcking,EarthWed, 22 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/77921/HELP-I-m-Bleeding-Out-My-F-cking-Balls.htmlIt's always good to know you have friends around you who care, especially when you are in need! But dude, your balls are leaking blood, it a guaranteed way to become SUPER popular, but only so they can video your pain - OUCH!!!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-77921/HELP-I-m-Bleeding-Out-My-F-cking-Balls.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77921.jpg"HELP!!!.....I'm Bleeding Out My F#cking Balls!"It's always good to know you have friends around you who care, especially when you are in need! But dude, your balls are leaking blood, it a guaranteed way to become SUPER popular, but only so they can video your pain - OUCH!!!FunnyHELPIm,Bleeding,Out,Fcking,BallsTue, 31 Aug 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/77480/Worst-t-F-cking-Invention-EVER.htmlIntroducing the ‘Boob-Apron’, it’s quite possibly the most heinous invention EVER! Why the hell would anyone invent something to ruin a man’s happiness? Wouldn’t the workplace be better if girls could see each other’s cleavage….and kiss?Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-77480/Worst-t-F-cking-Invention-EVER.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77480.jpgWorst’t F#cking Invention EVER!Introducing the ‘Boob-Apron’, it’s quite possibly the most heinous invention EVER! Why the hell would anyone invent something to ruin a man’s happiness? Wouldn’t the workplace be better if girls could see each other’s cleavage….and kiss?FunnyWorstt,Fcking,Invention,EVERSat, 14 Aug 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/77205/South-Park-Tackles-The-F-cking-Economy.htmlWhy we didn't see the answer here all along is a mystery. The economy's in the crapper, we need some heroes to save us from a food stamp collecting, cat food eating misery, who better than the gang from South Park for the job?Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-77205/South-Park-Tackles-The-F-cking-Economy.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77205.jpgSouth Park Tackles The F#cking Economy!Why we didn't see the answer here all along is a mystery. The economy's in the crapper, we need some heroes to save us from a food stamp collecting, cat food eating misery, who better than the gang from South Park for the job?FunnySouth,Park,Tackles,The,Fcking,EconomyTue, 10 Aug 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/77144/Between-2-F-cking-Ferns-LMAO.htmlWhen two epic intellects met…they probably cured cancer and then got run over, BUT, this story is about two funny men meeting and making you laugh till you pee. Or pee till you laugh. Peelaugh.Celebshttp://www.abum.com/comments-77144/Between-2-F-cking-Ferns-LMAO.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77144.jpgBetween 2 F#cking Ferns - LMAO!When two epic intellects met…they probably cured cancer and then got run over, BUT, this story is about two funny men meeting and making you laugh till you pee. Or pee till you laugh. Peelaugh.CelebsBetween,Fcking,Ferns,LMAOFri, 16 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/76708/Mel-Gibsons-F-cking-Rant-Goes-Disney.htmlMel, always the charmer, he knows what women want. They want their former boyfriend to ring them up drunk on Wild Turkey ranting about getting raped, blowing them and burning their house down. He’s a charmer all the way. Braveheart?Celebshttp://www.abum.com/comments-76708/Mel-Gibsons-F-cking-Rant-Goes-Disney.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76708.jpgMel Gibsons F#cking Rant Goes Disney!Mel, always the charmer, he knows what women want. They want their former boyfriend to ring them up drunk on Wild Turkey ranting about getting raped, blowing them and burning their house down. He’s a charmer all the way. Braveheart?CelebsMel,Gibsons,Fcking,Rant,Goes,DisneyThu, 17 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/76214/F-cking-Vuvuzela-Song.htmlThe only think more annoying than the lack of good football at the 2010 World Cup has to be the noise of the Vuvuzelas. Clearly it has pushed Dan Bull over the edge, so he has write this funny song about have lame Vuvuzelas. Awesome!Musichttp://www.abum.com/comments-76214/F-cking-Vuvuzela-Song.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76214.jpgF#cking Vuvuzela Song!The only think more annoying than the lack of good football at the 2010 World Cup has to be the noise of the Vuvuzelas. Clearly it has pushed Dan Bull over the edge, so he has write this funny song about have lame Vuvuzelas. Awesome!MusicFcking,Vuvuzela,SongThu, 03 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/75971/It-s-Your-Lucky-F-CKING-Day.htmlThese are five kinds of situations you really NEVER want to be caught in - Sometimes god must look down and wonder just how dumb some of us really are and maybe feel a twinge of sadness before letting the hapless victims live - INSANE !How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-75971/It-s-Your-Lucky-F-CKING-Day.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75971.jpgIt's Your Lucky F#CKING Day!These are five kinds of situations you really NEVER want to be caught in - Sometimes god must look down and wonder just how dumb some of us really are and maybe feel a twinge of sadness before letting the hapless victims live - INSANE !How ToIts,Your,Lucky,FCKING,DayTue, 11 May 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/75519/The-F-cking-Dirty-Spelling-Bee.htmlIt's all important final of a statewide spelling bee and it's about time someone was honest with these kids and told them what a bunch of dorks they really are ! Well, if anyone is going to do it, it might as well be the two judges !Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-75519/The-F-cking-Dirty-Spelling-Bee.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75519.jpgThe F#cking Dirty Spelling BeeIt's all important final of a statewide spelling bee and it's about time someone was honest with these kids and told them what a bunch of dorks they really are ! Well, if anyone is going to do it, it might as well be the two judges !FunnyThe,Fcking,Dirty,Spelling,BeeMon, 05 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/74879/Lego-Lambs-Put-the-F-cking-Lotion-in-the-Basket.htmlLego have made all my perverted dreams cum true by creating a musical to mark my favourite movie moment from The Silence Of The Lambs – Buffalo Bill has never sounded so good (or camp!)….Oh Clariceeeee!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-74879/Lego-Lambs-Put-the-F-cking-Lotion-in-the-Basket.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74879.jpgLego Lambs: Put the F#cking Lotion in the BasketLego have made all my perverted dreams cum true by creating a musical to mark my favourite movie moment from The Silence Of The Lambs – Buffalo Bill has never sounded so good (or camp!)….Oh Clariceeeee!FunnyLego,Lambs,Put,the,Fcking,Lotion,BasketSat, 03 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/74849/Keep-F-cking-that-Chicken-News-Fail.htmlFox News, the station that is the last bastion of patriotic Americans...and chicken f#ckers. I wonder what goes on behind the scenes. Satanic rituals involving the sacrifice of baby unicorns while they devour rainbows doused in the blood of fairies?Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-74849/Keep-F-cking-that-Chicken-News-Fail.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74849.jpgKeep 'F#cking' that Chicken News FailFox News, the station that is the last bastion of patriotic Americans...and chicken f#ckers. I wonder what goes on behind the scenes. Satanic rituals involving the sacrifice of baby unicorns while they devour rainbows doused in the blood of fairies?FunnyKeep,Fcking,that,Chicken,News,FailTue, 16 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/74549/Move-Your-F-cking-Car-DJO.htmlTake Star Trek, add a dash of Pat Robertson, throw in some random WTF-ness and you have this. It's experimental with an emphasise on "mental". Be careful when watching as it may induce an acid flashback, even if you've never touched the stuff.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-74549/Move-Your-F-cking-Car-DJO.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74549.jpgMove Your F#cking Car - DJOTake Star Trek, add a dash of Pat Robertson, throw in some random WTF-ness and you have this. It's experimental with an emphasise on "mental". Be careful when watching as it may induce an acid flashback, even if you've never touched the stuff.FunnyMove,Your,Fcking,Car,DJOWed, 03 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/74345/You-Deserve-A-F-cking-Break.htmlEven deranged maniacs need a break from the physically tiring act of hacking up bodies and random killing. It can really take it out of a man, all that dismembering is exhausting work, so remember to have a rest and chill to regain your energyFunnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-74345/You-Deserve-A-F-cking-Break.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74345.jpgYou Deserve A F#cking Break!Even deranged maniacs need a break from the physically tiring act of hacking up bodies and random killing. It can really take it out of a man, all that dismembering is exhausting work, so remember to have a rest and chill to regain your energyFunnyYou,Deserve,Fcking,Break