<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny eyes - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny eyes - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 12 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 12 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Sun, 03 Nov 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>&#039;Look Into My Eyes&#039;</title><link>http://www.abum.com/91633/Look-Into-My-Eyes.html</link><description>Ok, so here&#039;s a test that 95% of the male population on this planet are sure to fail. 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