<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny escalator - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny escalator - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Fri, 13 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Fri, 13 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Fri, 13 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Idiot Rides Escalator Wrong Way</title><link>http://www.abum.com/91961/Idiot-Rides-Escalator-Wrong-Way.html</link><description>A near Darwin Award-level of idiocy is displayed here as this fool tries to ride the escalator the wrong way and pays the price in pain.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91961/Idiot-Rides-Escalator-Wrong-Way.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91961.jpg</image><media:title>Idiot Rides Escalator Wrong Way</media:title><media:description>A near Darwin Award-level of idiocy is displayed here as this fool tries to ride the escalator the wrong way and pays the price in pain.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Idiot,Rides,Escalator,Wrong,Way</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91961.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Escalator + Chocolate = Win</title><link>http://www.abum.com/90648/Escalator-Chocolate-Win.html</link><description>If there&#039;s a moral to this story, it&#039;s that you must always remember to tie your shoe laces, because you never know when the moment might come where they fail you and you end up not just in jurying yourself, but something far, far worse.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-90648/Escalator-Chocolate-Win.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90648.jpg</image><media:title>Escalator + Chocolate = Win</media:title><media:description>If there&#039;s a moral to this story, it&#039;s that you must always remember to tie your shoe laces, because you never know when the moment might come where they fail you and you end up not just in jurying yourself, but something far, far worse.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Escalator,Chocolate,Win</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90648.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Zoochosis Presents: Escalator</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87389/Zoochosis-Presents-Escalator.html</link><description>This is a 101 on how to get nearly 3 million hits on YouTube -- shoot a video of a load of girls in short skirts bending down at the top of an escalator. 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This is why dogs aren’t humans. A man can make a simple decision about an escalator. Dog FAIL!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-79198/Dog-Tries-To-Work-Escalator-WTF.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79198.jpg</image><media:title>Dog Tries To Work Escalator - WTF!?!</media:title><media:description>This dog seems to think he needs to get his legs moving, despite it being decidedly aloft from the escalator’s metal surface. This is why dogs aren’t humans. A man can make a simple decision about an escalator. 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