<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny escalator - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny escalator - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2010 00:00:00 -0800</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2010 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Fri, 18 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Blonde on an Escalator</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84711/Blonde-on-an-Escalator.html</link><description>Oh dear, this is a fail of major stereotypical proportions, and the thing is, it&#039;s not even that difficult to walk up an escalator going the wrong way but she turns it into a major battle like she&#039;s scaling Everest or something.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84711/Blonde-on-an-Escalator.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84711.jpg</image><media:title>Blonde on an Escalator</media:title><media:description>Oh dear, this is a fail of major stereotypical proportions, and the thing is, it&#039;s not even that difficult to walk up an escalator going the wrong way but she turns it into a major battle like she&#039;s scaling Everest or something.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Blonde,Escalator</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84711.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2010 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Dog Tries To Work Escalator - WTF!?!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/79198/Dog-Tries-To-Work-Escalator-WTF.html</link><description>This dog seems to think he needs to get his legs moving, despite it being decidedly aloft from the escalator’s metal surface. 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YOU decide!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-75137/Cute-Escalator-Rocky-Fail.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75137.jpg</image><media:title>Cute Escalator Rocky Fail !</media:title><media:description>A Bruins fan attempts to find her way back up an escalator, a simple thing to do you&#039;d imagine? It would be if she was going about it the right way, or going up an escalator that was going the right way! Is she drunk or just dumb? 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Pisses off the cops</title><link>http://www.abum.com/54690/Dude-skis-down-escalator-in-Britian-Pisses-off-the-cops.html</link><description>When you have no snow, you have to make do, and this escalator worked great!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-54690/Dude-skis-down-escalator-in-Britian-Pisses-off-the-cops.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/54690.jpg</image><media:title>Dude skis down escalator in Britian - Pisses off the cops</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/54690.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="71" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>When you have no snow, you have to make do, and this escalator worked great!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>ski,escalator,fast,britian</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/54690.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2007 00:00:05 -0800</pubDate><title>Fun Escalator</title><link>http://www.abum.com/40528/Fun-Escalator.html</link><description>Those people on the steps seem to be having a blast!</description><category>Arts &amp; Animation</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-40528/Fun-Escalator.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/40528.jpg</image><media:title>Fun Escalator</media:title><media:description>Those people on the steps seem to be having a blast!</media:description><media:category>Arts &amp; Animation</media:category><media:keywords>escalator,ride,whee</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/40528.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2006 00:00:05 -0800</pubDate><title>Fun Escalator</title><link>http://www.abum.com/36494/Fun-Escalator.html</link><description>Kids are going to get caught in the escalator hardcore with these graphics!</description><category>Arts &amp; Animation</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-36494/Fun-Escalator.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/36494.jpg</image><media:title>Fun Escalator</media:title><media:description>Kids are going to get caught in the escalator hardcore with these graphics!</media:description><media:category>Arts &amp; Animation</media:category><media:keywords>escalator,fun,paint</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/36494.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item></channel></rss>
