<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny eat - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny eat - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Eat A Dick</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87056/Eat-A-Dick.html</link><description>If you find yourself in a situation with a rapist, don&#039;t panic, because there are many things you can do. Top off that list is bite off their dick and spit it out. It helps if their dick is made out of cucumber, but it&#039;s not totally necessary.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-87056/Eat-A-Dick.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87056.jpg</image><media:title>Eat A Dick</media:title><media:description>If you find yourself in a situation with a rapist, don&#039;t panic, because there are many things you can do. Top off that list is bite off their dick and spit it out. 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Just don&#039;t do it in front of small kids.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84069/How-to-Eat-a-Banana.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84069.jpg</image><media:title>How to Eat a Banana</media:title><media:description>If you&#039;re a cute looking girl &amp; you&#039;re in a bikini &amp; you&#039;re sitting by the pool, there&#039;s really only one way to eat a banana -- and this girl gets it spot on. So if you didn&#039;t know, use this as a training guide. 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Check.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-78482/Lovely-Lita-I-d-Eat-Her.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78482.jpg</image><media:title>Lovely Lita - I&#039;d Eat Her!</media:title><media:description>Well, this is an invitation we&#039;d all like to take up, no doubt. Popsicle? Check. Gaping cleavage? Check. Stunning beauty who I&#039;d crawl through open sewers covered with rusty disease-ridden needles to lick her dirty feet? 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