http://www.abum.com/Funny dirty - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Mediaen-uswww.abum.com, 2012Mon, 05 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0800Mon, 05 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0800sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comsleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comFri, 16 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/86407/Dirty-Signs-With-Kristin-Santorum.htmlIn today's lesson the dirty word to learn is "Santorum", because politics is a mucky business and it doesn't get muckier than the presidential elections, especially when one of the hopefuls is a backwards Creationist.How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-86407/Dirty-Signs-With-Kristin-Santorum.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86407.jpgDirty Signs With Kristin - SantorumIn today's lesson the dirty word to learn is "Santorum", because politics is a mucky business and it doesn't get muckier than the presidential elections, especially when one of the hopefuls is a backwards Creationist.How ToDirty,Signs,With,Kristin,SantorumMon, 05 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/86243/Dirty-Dancing-FAIL.htmlThe dirty basslines of dubstep isn't your typical music to re-enact the iconic finale dancing scene from Dirty Dancing, but that shouldn't stop someone from trying. Just try to avoid hitting the girl's chin on a chair if you can.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-86243/Dirty-Dancing-FAIL.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86243.jpgDirty Dancing FAILThe dirty basslines of dubstep isn't your typical music to re-enact the iconic finale dancing scene from Dirty Dancing, but that shouldn't stop someone from trying. Just try to avoid hitting the girl's chin on a chair if you can.FunnyDirty,Dancing,FAILMon, 19 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/85170/Dirty-Signs-Twat-Waffle.htmlEver wanted to be able to sign the phrase Twat Waffle? As the woman says, this should totally be used in everyday sentences. Ladies and gentlemen, here’s how to say “Twat Waffle” in sign language. It's good to learn something new every day.How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-85170/Dirty-Signs-Twat-Waffle.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85170.jpgDirty Signs - Twat WaffleEver wanted to be able to sign the phrase Twat Waffle? As the woman says, this should totally be used in everyday sentences. Ladies and gentlemen, here’s how to say “Twat Waffle” in sign language. It's good to learn something new every day.How ToDirty,Signs,Twat,WaffleTue, 22 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/84744/Gordon-Talks-Dirty.htmlGordon Ramsey shows just how filthy his mind is. When he’s talking about beautiful breasts and feeling how moist his bird is, he’s not talking about food. No, he’s talking about something else entirely.Celebshttp://www.abum.com/comments-84744/Gordon-Talks-Dirty.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84744.jpgGordon Talks DirtyGordon Ramsey shows just how filthy his mind is. When he’s talking about beautiful breasts and feeling how moist his bird is, he’s not talking about food. No, he’s talking about something else entirely.CelebsGordon,Talks,DirtyMon, 14 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/84625/How-To-Talk-Dirty.htmlPrepare to be schooled in the fine art of seduction by this VHS goddess, this mistress of the erotic arts. After watching this you'll be able to go out into the world and attract anybody you desire. Such is the power of her vintage wares, her sexual energy will permeate your being.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-84625/How-To-Talk-Dirty.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84625.jpgHow To Talk DirtyPrepare to be schooled in the fine art of seduction by this VHS goddess, this mistress of the erotic arts. After watching this you'll be able to go out into the world and attract anybody you desire. Such is the power of her vintage wares, her sexual energy will permeate your being.FunnyHow,Talk,DirtyMon, 31 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/84389/Talking-Dirty.htmlTalking dirty might not be your thing, but it is an essential part of modern life , so watch & learn. The video might be old but the content is about as up to date as it gets. Just look at the action he's getting.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-84389/Talking-Dirty.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84389.jpgTalking DirtyTalking dirty might not be your thing, but it is an essential part of modern life , so watch & learn. The video might be old but the content is about as up to date as it gets. Just look at the action he's getting.EntertainmentTalking,DirtyWed, 12 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/84113/Clean-Is-The-New-Dirty.htmlAre these girls getting dirtier the more they get clean, or are they dirty chicks cleaning up their act - it's all a bit confusing, the more i see the more i'm convinced i need to be there in person, purely to make a proper judgement of course!Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-84113/Clean-Is-The-New-Dirty.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84113.jpgClean Is The New DirtyAre these girls getting dirtier the more they get clean, or are they dirty chicks cleaning up their act - it's all a bit confusing, the more i see the more i'm convinced i need to be there in person, purely to make a proper judgement of course!EntertainmentClean,The,New,DirtyTue, 11 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/84088/I-Wish-My-Girlfriend-Was-this-Dirty.htmlAre you worried that you're a little bit on the untidy side? Really? Believe me, you're nthing compared to these people. If untidy was akin to a punch in the arm then these offenders would be standing trail for mass murder.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-84088/I-Wish-My-Girlfriend-Was-this-Dirty.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84088.jpgI Wish My Girlfriend Was this Dirty...Are you worried that you're a little bit on the untidy side? Really? Believe me, you're nthing compared to these people. If untidy was akin to a punch in the arm then these offenders would be standing trail for mass murder.EntertainmentWish,Girlfriend,Was,this,DirtyWed, 28 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83840/Jamie-Oliver-Talks-Dirty.htmlThis is a great mashup that dices and minces Jamie Oliver clips to make it sound like he's engaging in one long extra dirty monologue. Follow his simple instructions, and everyone will be satisfied.Celebshttp://www.abum.com/comments-83840/Jamie-Oliver-Talks-Dirty.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83840.jpgJamie Oliver Talks DirtyThis is a great mashup that dices and minces Jamie Oliver clips to make it sound like he's engaging in one long extra dirty monologue. Follow his simple instructions, and everyone will be satisfied.CelebsJamie,Oliver,Talks,DirtyMon, 19 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/83691/Nigella-Talks-Dirty.htmlThe spicy CILF gets all dirty talking about her clams and generally teasing us all with her filthy mouth. This is what cookery shows should be about. Not some fat-tongued mockney douche-face going on about his organically grown aubergine.Celebshttp://www.abum.com/comments-83691/Nigella-Talks-Dirty.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83691.jpgNigella Talks DirtyThe spicy CILF gets all dirty talking about her clams and generally teasing us all with her filthy mouth. This is what cookery shows should be about. Not some fat-tongued mockney douche-face going on about his organically grown aubergine.CelebsNigella,Talks,DirtyTue, 16 Nov 2010 00:00:00 -0800http://www.abum.com/78908/Dirty-Dolphin-FTW.htmlEverybody knows that dolphins are super friendly. This one is possibly a 'little' too friendly. Who knows what set him off, perhaps she has a particularly pungent clam stashed in her bikini bottoms? Whatever it is, he wants some badly.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-78908/Dirty-Dolphin-FTW.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78908.jpgDirty Dolphin FTW!Everybody knows that dolphins are super friendly. This one is possibly a 'little' too friendly. Who knows what set him off, perhaps she has a particularly pungent clam stashed in her bikini bottoms? Whatever it is, he wants some badly.EntertainmentDirty,Dolphin,FTWSun, 07 Nov 2010 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/78757/Dirty-Dance-FAIL.htmlShe starts off well, she's not wearing very much, which is always a good start. Maybe she could do with loosing the sweat pants, but still. She starts sauntering about, working it, teasing but then it all goes fail.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-78757/Dirty-Dance-FAIL.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78757.jpgDirty Dance FAIL!She starts off well, she's not wearing very much, which is always a good start. Maybe she could do with loosing the sweat pants, but still. She starts sauntering about, working it, teasing but then it all goes fail.FunnyDirty,Dance,FAILSat, 06 Nov 2010 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/78736/Dirty-Dawg-FAIL.htmlWhat is it with dogs and fluffy toys? Although having said that, they'd pretty much hump anything they could. Toys, your leg, the couch, a football, the mother-in-laws head. It's ALL too much for this pervy pooch & it passes out - WTF!?!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-78736/Dirty-Dawg-FAIL.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/78736.jpgDirty Dawg FAIL!What is it with dogs and fluffy toys? Although having said that, they'd pretty much hump anything they could. Toys, your leg, the couch, a football, the mother-in-laws head. It's ALL too much for this pervy pooch & it passes out - WTF!?!FunnyDirty,Dawg,FAILMon, 13 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/77726/Cherry-Cleans-Up-Gets-Dirty.htmlWho would ever have thought that normal, everyday household chores could possibly be such a turn on!.. Cheery, thats who & boy is she good at it! This chick makes it all look like something you want to get involved in, and that says a lot.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-77726/Cherry-Cleans-Up-Gets-Dirty.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77726.jpgCherry Cleans Up & Gets DirtyWho would ever have thought that normal, everyday household chores could possibly be such a turn on!.. Cheery, thats who & boy is she good at it! This chick makes it all look like something you want to get involved in, and that says a lot.EntertainmentCherry,Cleans,Gets,DirtyFri, 10 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/77676/Not-All-Dirty-Minds-Think-Alike-WTF.htmlYep, in the depths of pervy behaviour it seems there is a pecking order - The really dirty minds would probably be getting off to a picture of a horse anyway, while the more astute perv would be aroused for totally different reasons - *fap*fap*fap*Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-77676/Not-All-Dirty-Minds-Think-Alike-WTF.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77676.jpgNot All Dirty Minds Think Alike - WTF!?!Yep, in the depths of pervy behaviour it seems there is a pecking order - The really dirty minds would probably be getting off to a picture of a horse anyway, while the more astute perv would be aroused for totally different reasons - *fap*fap*fap*EntertainmentNot,All,Dirty,Minds,Think,Alike,WTFFri, 03 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/77548/Dirty-Fat-Dancing-Girl-OMG.htmlThis is at the Notting Hill Carnival in London, UK. As you can see it only attracts a very classy type of sophisticated lady - Or not!? - If I saw this while I was at a carnival, I'd man the goddamn harpoons & shoot to kill...'Thar she blows!!!!'Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-77548/Dirty-Fat-Dancing-Girl-OMG.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77548.jpgDirty Fat Dancing Girl - OMG :(This is at the Notting Hill Carnival in London, UK. As you can see it only attracts a very classy type of sophisticated lady - Or not!? - If I saw this while I was at a carnival, I'd man the goddamn harpoons & shoot to kill...'Thar she blows!!!!'FunnyDirty,Fat,Dancing,Girl,OMGThu, 26 Aug 2010 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/77393/Dirty-Boat-Names.htmlIt takes a great deal of thinking to come up with a great boat name. The captains of these dirty and sexy vessels certainly came up with winners!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-77393/Dirty-Boat-Names.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77393.jpgDirty Boat NamesIt takes a great deal of thinking to come up with a great boat name. The captains of these dirty and sexy vessels certainly came up with winners!FunnyDirty,Boat,NamesThu, 26 Aug 2010 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/77390/How-Dirty-is-Your-Mind.htmlWell, what do you see? If you see a nut and bolt and some wood, then thank God. If you see anything else, then you might want to check the pulse of the women you've been sleeping with. Maybe they're not women at all, but, like, pieces of wood.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-77390/How-Dirty-is-Your-Mind.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77390.jpgHow Dirty is Your Mind?Well, what do you see? If you see a nut and bolt and some wood, then thank God. If you see anything else, then you might want to check the pulse of the women you've been sleeping with. Maybe they're not women at all, but, like, pieces of wood.FunnyHow,Dirty,Your,MindFri, 30 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/76962/Dirty-Danni.htmlSkimpy torn tee? Check. Sucking the finger in a seductive way? Check. Rubbing the chesticles so you just want to reach right into the monitor and get at her? Check. You guessed it, this video has it all, I can't wait to see more of divine Danni.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-76962/Dirty-Danni.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76962.jpgDirty DanniSkimpy torn tee? Check. Sucking the finger in a seductive way? Check. Rubbing the chesticles so you just want to reach right into the monitor and get at her? Check. You guessed it, this video has it all, I can't wait to see more of divine Danni.EntertainmentDirty,DanniWed, 14 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0700http://www.abum.com/76651/Dirty-Dawg-FAIL.htmlWhat is it with dogs and fluffy toys? Although having said that, they'd pretty much hump anything they could. Toys, your leg, the couch, a football, the mother-in-laws head. It's ALL too much for this pervy pooch & it passes out - WTF!?!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-76651/Dirty-Dawg-FAIL.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76651.jpgDirty Dawg FAIL!What is it with dogs and fluffy toys? Although having said that, they'd pretty much hump anything they could. Toys, your leg, the couch, a football, the mother-in-laws head. It's ALL too much for this pervy pooch & it passes out - WTF!?!FunnyDirty,Dawg,FAIL