<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny diet - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny diet - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 20 Feb 2014 00:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 20 Feb 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Thu, 20 Feb 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Wolfing Down 4 Burritos &amp; A Diet Coke</title><link>http://www.abum.com/92595/Wolfing-Down-4-Burritos-A-Diet-Coke.html</link><description>This is Matt Stonie and in just 3 minutes he manages to eat two chicken and two steak Chipotle burritos, then washes it all down with a Diet Coke. 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