<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny die - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny die - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>‘I Fink U Freeky’ by Die Antwoord</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85834/I-Fink-U-Freeky-by-Die-Antwoord.html</link><description>Those South African weirdos are back with a typically strange video that will haunt your dreams and have you waking for the rest of your life – cold and frightened, in the middle of the night - i think you’ll find it freaky and﻿ I think you’ll like it a lot.</description><category>Music</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85834/I-Fink-U-Freeky-by-Die-Antwoord.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85834.jpg</image><media:title>‘I Fink U Freeky’ by Die Antwoord</media:title><media:description>Those South African weirdos are back with a typically strange video that will haunt your dreams and have you waking for the rest of your life – cold and frightened, in the middle of the night - i think you’ll find it freaky and﻿ I think you’ll like it a lot.</media:description><media:category>Music</media:category><media:keywords>Fink,Freeky,Die,Antwoord</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85834.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 02 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Die Hard - Walkies Talkies</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85314/Die-Hard-Walkies-Talkies.html</link><description>In the Die Hard film the bad guys, led by Alan Rickman had an open frequency on their walkie talkies -- while you may think this is a pretty bad idea for an evil genius, at least they have some enjoyable unexpected conversations from complete weirdos.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85314/Die-Hard-Walkies-Talkies.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85314.jpg</image><media:title>Die Hard - Walkies Talkies</media:title><media:description>In the Die Hard film the bad guys, led by Alan Rickman had an open frequency on their walkie talkies -- while you may think this is a pretty bad idea for an evil genius, at least they have some enjoyable unexpected conversations from complete weirdos.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Die,Hard,Walkies,Talkies</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85314.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 06 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Tee Shirt To Die For</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84976/Tee-Shirt-To-Die-For.html</link><description>This starts out uber hawt (that Tee shirt is total WANT!) and then goes downhill as the clothes get less and less and alas, no more sighting of that awesome tee. 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!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-66129/Die-Hunger-Die.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/66129.jpg</image><media:title>Die Hunger Die</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/66129.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="30" height="480" width="360" /><media:description>Meat Loaf would do anything for love but he certainly wont do anymore bad food from the missus - so he&#039;s out of the house like a Bat out of Hell and headed down to the Kwik-E-Mart for a spot of instant hunger satisfaction !</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>pot,noodle,noodles,back,with,no,appetite,meat,loaf,hunger,die,spoof,commercial,tvad</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/66129.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 14:14:42 -0700</pubDate><title>Thousands Die in Myanmar 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