<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny date - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny date - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Date Oopsie</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86944/Date-Oopsie.html</link><description>There are some rules when it comes to first dates, some hard and fast rules that we all must abide by if we&#039;re to get on with each other and hopefully take things further. Don&#039;t fart at the dinner table is one of them, or even worse...THIS!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86944/Date-Oopsie.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86944.jpg</image><media:title>Date Oopsie</media:title><media:description>There are some rules when it comes to first dates, some hard and fast rules that we all must abide by if we&#039;re to get on with each other and hopefully take things further. 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Well enough to give this persuasive speech in his college speech class.</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85006/Why-Taylor-Swift-Should-Date-Me.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85006.jpg</image><media:title>Why Taylor Swift Should Date Me</media:title><media:description>This guy really wants to date Taylor Swift, probably more than you do with your casual interest each time she comes on TV. How much does he want to date her? Well enough to give this persuasive speech in his college speech class.</media:description><media:category>Celebs</media:category><media:keywords>Why,Taylor,Swift,Should,Date</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85006.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 24 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>How To Get Ready For A Date</title><link>http://www.abum.com/82954/How-To-Get-Ready-For-A-Date.html</link><description>The fountain of knowledge guru that is Jenny Marbles dishes out her sage-like wisdom about going out on a date so you can sparkle in the club and men can find you to come drool on your naked shoulder.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-82954/How-To-Get-Ready-For-A-Date.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82954.jpg</image><media:title>How To Get Ready For A Date</media:title><media:description>The fountain of knowledge guru that is Jenny Marbles dishes out her sage-like wisdom about going out on a date so you can sparkle in the club and men can find you to come drool on your naked shoulder.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>How,Get,Ready,For,Date</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82954.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 19 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Date Goes Horribly Wrong</title><link>http://www.abum.com/82001/Date-Goes-Horribly-Wrong.html</link><description>The truth can sometimes be a surprise you’d rather not know. Although, it’s best this guy finds out earlier rather than later about the secret his date is hiding beneath that dress and under that make-up.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-82001/Date-Goes-Horribly-Wrong.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82001.jpg</image><media:title>Date Goes Horribly Wrong</media:title><media:description>The truth can sometimes be a surprise you’d rather not know. Although, it’s best this guy finds out earlier rather than later about the secret his date is hiding beneath that dress and under that make-up.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Date,Goes,Horribly,Wrong</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82001.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 23 Jan 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Brutally Honest First Date!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/80131/Brutally-Honest-First-Date.html</link><description>It&#039;s like that Woody Allen scene in Annie Hall but reversed! If only we actually spoke like this instead of our masked conversations, getting down to the task in hand of making sweet love.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-80131/Brutally-Honest-First-Date.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80131.jpg</image><media:title>Brutally Honest First Date!</media:title><media:description>It&#039;s like that Woody Allen scene in Annie Hall but reversed! If only we actually spoke like this instead of our masked conversations, getting down to the task in hand of making sweet love.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Brutally,Honest,First,Date</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80131.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Date a Bella Donna</title><link>http://www.abum.com/79386/Date-a-Bella-Donna.html</link><description>You&#039;re in the back of a cab with a hot Italian woman &amp; then...well it&#039;s up to you really. Do you go upstairs &amp; look at her collection of furry cups, or see if you can get near her underwear draw for a game of scratch &amp; sniff? 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And why not?</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-77413/BRUTAL-First-Date.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77413.jpg</image><media:title>BRUTAL First Date!</media:title><media:description>Ah, the first date, a time to carefully get to know one another, a time to turn the charm up to 11, to slowly, carefully reveal yourself to be a gentlemen, and a scholar. Or not. Maybe it&#039;s a time for brutal honesty. And why not?</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>BRUTAL,First,Date</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77413.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>&quot;Date A Mac&quot; - WTF!?!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/75701/Date-A-Mac-WTF.html</link><description>Could there be a more annoying couple than an Apple fanboy and fangirl? I doubt it, you&#039;d have to try pretty damn hard to beat this. Maybe if they were self-riotous Christian nutjobs who wanted beer, sex and fun banned from Earth. But even then...</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-75701/Date-A-Mac-WTF.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75701.jpg</image><media:title>&quot;Date A Mac&quot; - WTF!?!</media:title><media:description>Could there be a more annoying couple than an Apple fanboy and fangirl? I doubt it, you&#039;d have to try pretty damn hard to beat this. Maybe if they were self-riotous Christian nutjobs who wanted beer, sex and fun banned from Earth. 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You&#039;ve got a hot date with a beautiful lady and what happens? Your crime busting partner (the cooler one of you both, the one the chicks dig) comes and ruins the whole evening with his arrogant and bravado. Wingman fail.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Robins,Big,Date</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75415.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Honest Hawt First Date</title><link>http://www.abum.com/74777/Honest-Hawt-First-Date.html</link><description>It&#039;s like that Woody Allen scene in Annie Hall but reversed! If only we actually spoke like this instead of our masked conversations, getting down to the task in hand of making sweet love.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-74777/Honest-Hawt-First-Date.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74777.jpg</image><media:title>Honest Hawt First Date</media:title><media:description>It&#039;s like that Woody Allen scene in Annie Hall but reversed! 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The dreaded first date, the nervousness, the uncertainty.. Should I do this? Should I say that? There&#039;s a never ending supply of friendly advice out there , this video serves up the definitive top ten things you should not do on that first date. LMAO</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-72600/10-Things-You-Should-Not-Do-On-A-First-Date.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/72600.jpg</image><media:title>10 Things You Should Not Do On A First Date</media:title><media:description>Oy.. The dreaded first date, the nervousness, the uncertainty.. Should I do this? Should I say that? There&#039;s a never ending supply of friendly advice out there , this video serves up the definitive top ten things you should not do on that first date. 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Admit it.</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-66436/I-don-t-care-if-she-likes-to-fart-I-d-still-hit-it.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/66436.jpg</image><media:title>I don&#039;t care if she likes to fart, I&#039;d still hit it</media:title><media:description>And you would too. 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