<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny cruise - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny cruise - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>TomTom Cruise Control?</title><link>http://www.abum.com/90554/TomTom-Cruise-Control.html</link><description>So these guys just seem to be driving down the highway with no one actually driving the car, so just WTF is going on here. 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Just high kick the Midget One right in the Scientology. *thwack* I&#039;m calling fake, and gay on this. And I&#039;m talking about Tom when I say that.</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-75608/Cameron-Diaz-PWNS-Tom-Cruise.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75608.jpg</image><media:title>Cameron Diaz PWNS Tom Cruise!!</media:title><media:description>This is something we&#039;ve all wanted to do, minus the padding. Just high kick the Midget One right in the Scientology. *thwack* I&#039;m calling fake, and gay on this. 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