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There’s nothing like getting the news that your tinny drinking, kangaroo shagging cousin from daaaan under is coming over for a little visit. It’s enough to make a grown man cry.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83472/Tom-Cruise-Gets-a-Letter.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83472.jpg</image><media:title>Tom Cruise Gets a Letter</media:title><media:description>G’day mate! There’s nothing like getting the news that your tinny drinking, kangaroo shagging cousin from daaaan under is coming over for a little visit. 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