http://www.abum.com/Funny cross - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Mediaen-uswww.abum.com, 2024Mon, 12 May 2014 00:00:00 -0400Mon, 12 May 2014 00:00:00 -0400sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comsleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.comMon, 12 May 2014 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/93118/Cross-Fit-by-Jesus-CrossFit-parody.htmlForget about CrossFit, that's for pussies, if you really want to get fit you need to follow the Jesus way of exercising: cross-fit! All you have to do is strap a cross to your back and then jog on—and watch the pounds fly off. Praise the Lord!How Tohttp://www.abum.com/comments-93118/Cross-Fit-by-Jesus-CrossFit-parody.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93118.jpgCross Fit by Jesus (CrossFit parody)Forget about CrossFit, that's for pussies, if you really want to get fit you need to follow the Jesus way of exercising: cross-fit! All you have to do is strap a cross to your back and then jog on—and watch the pounds fly off. Praise the Lord!How ToCross,Fit,Jesus,CrossFit,parodyMon, 08 Jul 2013 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/90995/Naked-Man-Defecates-on-Cross.htmlThe Lord certainly does work in mysterious ways and anyway, maybe the guy wasn't just taking a shit for the sake of it — maybe his intention was to repaint it in a colour more historically accurate to how it was back in Roman times.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-90995/Naked-Man-Defecates-on-Cross.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90995.jpgNaked Man Defecates on CrossThe Lord certainly does work in mysterious ways and anyway, maybe the guy wasn't just taking a shit for the sake of it — maybe his intention was to repaint it in a colour more historically accurate to how it was back in Roman times.FunnyNews,Naked,Man,Defecates,CrossTue, 28 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/88442/Suicide-Ducks-Cross-a-Freeway.htmlWhy did the ducks cross the road? Well maybe they like dicing with death as this lot take it upon themselves to cross a busy road with cars whizzing past them front and back, but no need to watch from behind a pillow, they make it in the end.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-88442/Suicide-Ducks-Cross-a-Freeway.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88442.jpgSuicide Ducks Cross a FreewayWhy did the ducks cross the road? Well maybe they like dicing with death as this lot take it upon themselves to cross a busy road with cars whizzing past them front and back, but no need to watch from behind a pillow, they make it in the end.EntertainmentSuicide,Ducks,Cross,FreewayTue, 17 May 2011 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/81948/Why-Did-The-3-Toed-Sloth-Cross-the-Road.htmlThis poor sloth, it looks so drunk still, barely able to crawl, trying to get back into the jungle from whence it came. It must've had a pretty hard night out on the tiles, woken up in some strange human's bed and now it needs to get back before the missus finds out.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-81948/Why-Did-The-3-Toed-Sloth-Cross-the-Road.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81948.jpgWhy Did The 3-Toed Sloth Cross the Road?This poor sloth, it looks so drunk still, barely able to crawl, trying to get back into the jungle from whence it came. It must've had a pretty hard night out on the tiles, woken up in some strange human's bed and now it needs to get back before the missus finds out.FunnyWhy,Did,The,3Toed,Sloth,Cross,the,RoadWed, 10 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/74004/Flood-Road-Cross-FAIL.htmlWe gotta find out who this chick is and where she lives, and send her a cheque for $10 to thank her for enduring such a shitty day. Because boy is she making all of us laugh.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-74004/Flood-Road-Cross-FAIL.htmlwesbohttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74004.jpgFlood Road Cross FAILWe gotta find out who this chick is and where she lives, and send her a cheque for $10 to thank her for enduring such a shitty day. Because boy is she making all of us laugh.FunnyFlood,Road,Cross,FAILWed, 24 Sep 2008 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/67483/SuperMan-and-Church-Cross-Paths.htmlOrganist Sean Jackson plays the theme from Superman on the organ at Trinity Church in New York City.Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-67483/SuperMan-and-Church-Cross-Paths.htmlabumhttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/67483.jpgSuperMan and Church Cross PathsOrganist Sean Jackson plays the theme from Superman on the organ at Trinity Church in New York City.FunnySuperMan,and,Church,Cross,PathsThu, 13 Mar 2008 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/63781/Dumb-cats.htmlThere's an easy solution to their difficult eating problemFunnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-63781/Dumb-cats.htmlabumhttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/63781.jpgDumb catsThere's an easy solution to their difficult eating problemFunnyfood,eating,cross,cats,dumbThu, 21 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0500http://www.abum.com/63323/David-Cross-on-Necrophilia.htmlWhat's so wrong about donating your dead body to necrophiliacs?Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-63323/David-Cross-on-Necrophilia.htmlabumhttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/63323.jpgDavid Cross on NecrophiliaWhat's so wrong about donating your dead body to necrophiliacs?FunnyDavid,Cross,NecrophiliaFri, 20 Jul 2007 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/57464/Dog-runs-in-front-of-bicyclist.htmlThat dog has no idea what' going on, he's just trying to cross the road!Funnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-57464/Dog-runs-in-front-of-bicyclist.htmlabumhttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/57464.jpgDog runs in front of bicyclistThat dog has no idea what' going on, he's just trying to cross the road!Funnydog,cross,bike,crash,roadThu, 21 Jun 2007 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/56667/All-twisted-up.htmlThing is, he does this for FUN!Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-56667/All-twisted-up.htmlabumhttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/56667.jpgAll twisted upThing is, he does this for FUN!Entertainmenttwist,cross,legs,dudeThu, 17 May 2007 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/55785/Drunk-man-attempts-to-cross-a-rickety-bridge.htmlAt least he has an audience as he attempts his daring featFunnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-55785/Drunk-man-attempts-to-cross-a-rickety-bridge.htmlabumhttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/55785.jpgDrunk man attempts to cross a rickety bridgeAt least he has an audience as he attempts his daring featFunnybridge,shake,cross,drunk,fall,waterSat, 05 May 2007 00:00:00 -0400http://www.abum.com/55479/Mr-Cage-Sudden-Death.htmlIt's like Frogger on FIREEntertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-55479/Mr-Cage-Sudden-Death.htmlabumhttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/55479.jpgMr. Cage: Sudden DeathIt's like Frogger on FIREEntertainmentroad,flame,cross,death,luckThu, 22 Mar 2007 00:00:01 -0400http://www.abum.com/54502/Crossland.htmlAs far as you can see, crosses made for anything.Entertainmenthttp://www.abum.com/comments-54502/Crossland.htmlabumhttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/54502.jpgCrosslandAs far as you can see, crosses made for anything.Entertainmentcross,graveyard,scarySat, 01 Jul 2006 00:00:01 -0400http://www.abum.com/18553/Do-NOT-Let-Him-Shoot.htmlHe'll probably shoot his own side, what with those crazy eyes!Arts & Animationhttp://www.abum.com/comments-18553/Do-NOT-Let-Him-Shoot.htmlabumhttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/18553.jpgDo NOT Let Him ShootHe'll probably shoot his own side, what with those crazy eyes!Arts & Animationcrazy,cross,eyes,gunWed, 10 May 2006 00:00:02 -0400http://www.abum.com/16674/Drunken-People-Crossing.htmlDon't hit them, they might feel it!Peoplehttp://www.abum.com/comments-16674/Drunken-People-Crossing.htmlabumhttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/16674.jpgDrunken People CrossingDon't hit them, they might feel it!Peoplecross,drunk,streetWed, 05 Apr 2006 00:00:08 -0400http://www.abum.com/15014/ArmorPicross.htmlDare yourself on solving chinese puzzles, over 75 levels! Warning: this is addicting!Arts & Animationhttp://www.abum.com/comments-15014/ArmorPicross.htmlabumhttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/15014.jpgArmorPicrossDare yourself on solving chinese puzzles, over 75 levels! Warning: this is addicting!Arts & Animationcross,pi,puzzleSat, 01 Apr 2006 00:00:06 -0500http://www.abum.com/14779/Warthog-Crossing.htmlWatch out for the warthogs!Peoplehttp://www.abum.com/comments-14779/Warthog-Crossing.htmlabumhttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/14779.jpgWarthog CrossingWatch out for the warthogs!Peoplecross,warthogTue, 14 Mar 2006 00:00:02 -0500http://www.abum.com/14034/Penguin-Crossing.htmlApparently on this crosswalk you'll have big penguins helping kids across the street.Peoplehttp://www.abum.com/comments-14034/Penguin-Crossing.htmlabumhttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/14034.jpgPenguin CrossingApparently on this crosswalk you'll have big penguins helping kids across the street.Peoplecross,penquin,streetTue, 03 Jan 2006 00:00:03 -0500http://www.abum.com/11545/Hair-and-Gold.htmlInteresting sense of style from this dudeFunnyhttp://www.abum.com/comments-11545/Hair-and-Gold.htmlabumhttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/11545.jpgHair and GoldInteresting sense of style from this dudeFunnycross,dude,gold,gross,hairSun, 20 Nov 2005 00:00:09 -0500http://www.abum.com/10086/Tis-the-Season.htmlWhen you accidentally run down one of these it's a lot less tempting to make jerky out ofPeoplehttp://www.abum.com/comments-10086/Tis-the-Season.htmlabumhttp://var.media.abum.com/thumb/10086.jpgTis the SeasonWhen you accidentally run down one of these it's a lot less tempting to make jerky out ofPeoplechristmas,cross,santa,sign