<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny cream - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny cream - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2015 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2015 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2015 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Girl Thinks There&#039;s Moose in Her ice Cream</title><link>http://www.abum.com/94586/Girl-Thinks-There-s-Moose-in-Her-ice-Cream.html</link><description>Driving home with her mom after getting her wisdom teeth removed, this poor girl is hilariously under the impression that she no longer has lips and that her dentist gave her moose-flavored ice cream.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-94586/Girl-Thinks-There-s-Moose-in-Her-ice-Cream.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94586.jpg</image><media:title>Girl Thinks There&#039;s Moose in Her ice Cream</media:title><media:description>Driving home with her mom after getting her wisdom teeth removed, this poor girl is hilariously under the impression that she no longer has lips and that her dentist gave her moose-flavored ice cream.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Girl,Thinks,Theres,Moose,Her,ice,Cream</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94586.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Bird Poo Hits Girl Eating Ice Cream</title><link>http://www.abum.com/93679/Bird-Poo-Hits-Girl-Eating-Ice-Cream.html</link><description>This bird can fly away happy in the knowledge that it has done something very productive and worthy, and no doubt its fellow birds will congratulate it suitably for such a perfect and well-placed poop.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-93679/Bird-Poo-Hits-Girl-Eating-Ice-Cream.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93679.jpg</image><media:title>Bird Poo Hits Girl Eating Ice Cream</media:title><media:description>This bird can fly away happy in the knowledge that it has done something very productive and worthy, and no doubt its fellow birds will congratulate it suitably for such a perfect and well-placed poop.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Bird,Poo,Hits,Girl,Eating,Ice,Cream</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93679.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 08 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Neutron Cream Prank – Star Trek</title><link>http://www.abum.com/91318/Neutron-Cream-Prank-Star-Trek.html</link><description>Life on the set of Star Trek Into Darkness looks like a right bunch of giggles thanks to Simon Pegg who manages to pwn the crew by pretending that you need to wear neutron cream to avoid getting damaged by the ions from the lasers.</description><category>Celebs</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91318/Neutron-Cream-Prank-Star-Trek.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91318.jpg</image><media:title>Neutron Cream Prank – Star Trek</media:title><media:description>Life on the set of Star Trek Into Darkness looks like a right bunch of giggles thanks to Simon Pegg who manages to pwn the crew by pretending that you need to wear neutron cream to avoid getting damaged by the ions from the lasers.</media:description><media:category>Celebs</media:category><media:keywords>Neutron,Cream,Prank,Star,Trek</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91318.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 16 May 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Cream Prank Mega Fail</title><link>http://www.abum.com/90675/Cream-Prank-Mega-Fail.html</link><description>OMG, birthday&#039;s suddenly look very dangerous affairs - To be honest I would have never imagined this could have happened, so it could have quite easily have been me. Let this be a funny-based lesson to all of us.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-90675/Cream-Prank-Mega-Fail.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90675.jpg</image><media:title>Cream Prank Mega Fail</media:title><media:description>OMG, birthday&#039;s suddenly look very dangerous affairs - To be honest I would have never imagined this could have happened, so it could have quite easily have been me. Let this be a funny-based lesson to all of us.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Cream,Prank,Mega,Fail</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90675.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Japanese Condom Ice Cream</title><link>http://www.abum.com/90059/Japanese-Condom-Ice-Cream.html</link><description>OK, before you spew onto your keyboard, this isn’t actually condom ice cream, because even Japan wouldn’t be that crazy. It is, in fact, known as “Egg Ice Cream” and has been in Japan for many, many years. M’mm.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-90059/Japanese-Condom-Ice-Cream.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90059.jpg</image><media:title>Japanese Condom Ice Cream</media:title><media:description>OK, before you spew onto your keyboard, this isn’t actually condom ice cream, because even Japan wouldn’t be that crazy. It is, in fact, known as “Egg Ice Cream” and has been in Japan for many, many years. M’mm.</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>Japanese,Condom,Ice,Cream</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90059.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Coning Ice Cream Reaction</title><link>http://www.abum.com/89395/Coning-Ice-Cream-Reaction.html</link><description>This is the best reaction that anyone could hope for while coning at a drive thru restaurant. The dude flips his wig and the &#039;clunk&#039; as his jaw hits the floor is almost audible. It&#039;s only an ice cream, homie.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-89395/Coning-Ice-Cream-Reaction.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89395.jpg</image><media:title>Coning Ice Cream Reaction</media:title><media:description>This is the best reaction that anyone could hope for while coning at a drive thru restaurant. The dude flips his wig and the &#039;clunk&#039; as his jaw hits the floor is almost audible. It&#039;s only an ice cream, homie.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Coning,Ice,Cream,Reaction</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89395.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>My Drunk Kitchen - Ice Cream time</title><link>http://www.abum.com/82569/My-Drunk-Kitchen-Ice-Cream-time.html</link><description>Cooking is more about the journey than the destination. Hannah &quot;Harto&quot; Hart invites us into her kitchen as she gets her drink on, gets her drunk on and finally gets her FAIL on as she attempts to make ice cream.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-82569/My-Drunk-Kitchen-Ice-Cream-time.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/82569.jpg</image><media:title>My Drunk Kitchen - Ice Cream time</media:title><media:description>Cooking is more about the journey than the destination. 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Yeah, the world&#039;s definitely a safer place with Osama gone :/</description><category>Music</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-81773/Cazwell-Ice-Cream-Truck.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81773.jpg</image><media:title>Cazwell “Ice Cream Truck”</media:title><media:description>Ah well, at least it has a catchy tune and at least they’re not kissing in public because then, quite obviously, the fabric of reality would unravel and death would consume us all. 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Lets be honest here, they&#039;ll do anything to remain in the public eye - WTF!?!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-79217/Adobe-Photoshop-Celeb-Day-Cream.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79217.jpg</image><media:title>Adobe Photoshop Celeb Day Cream!</media:title><media:description>With all the photo manipulation going on in the media some people think they are creating an unrealistic image of unobtainable beauty that is harmful to your average celeb&#039;s self image. Lets be honest here, they&#039;ll do anything to remain in the public eye - WTF!?!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Adobe,Photoshop,Celebrity,Day,Cream,FTW</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79217.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 08 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Breast Milk Ice Cream - WTF!?!&#039;</title><link>http://www.abum.com/77652/Breast-Milk-Ice-Cream-WTF.html</link><description>Breast milk isn&#039;t exactly the tastiest, most refreshing thing to drink so I can only imagine what the ice cream is like. Most of the people he&#039;s selling it are barely out of diapers themselves so it&#039;s no wonder they&#039;re partial to the stuff - WEIRD!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-77652/Breast-Milk-Ice-Cream-WTF.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77652.jpg</image><media:title>Breast Milk Ice Cream - WTF!?!&#039;</media:title><media:description>Breast milk isn&#039;t exactly the tastiest, most refreshing thing to drink so I can only imagine what the ice cream is like. 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Hold onto your sanity because you&#039;re about to go into warp drive down the rabbit hole...</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-76162/DJO-Fish-Cream-WTFF.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76162.jpg</image><media:title>DJO - Fish Cream - WTFF?!?</media:title><media:description>Fish jism, loin cloths made from the sound of Weeping Willows, lesbian Worf, unpleasant acts in the wash room - it can only mean one thing: the return of Day Job Orchestra. Hold onto your sanity because you&#039;re about to go into warp drive down the rabbit hole...</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>DJO,Fish,Cream,WTFF</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76162.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 16 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Cream Pied Bikini Babes</title><link>http://www.abum.com/75068/Cream-Pied-Bikini-Babes.html</link><description>The sort of cream-pieing that is entertainment for us all, simple, honest fun! Take some cream, some plates, some babes in bikinis, seat them atop some vibrating chairs &amp; you have a gameshow! It&#039;s not as much fun as the x-rated version though...</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-75068/Cream-Pied-Bikini-Babes.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75068.jpg</image><media:title>Cream Pied Bikini Babes</media:title><media:description>The sort of cream-pieing that is entertainment for us all, simple, honest fun! Take some cream, some plates, some babes in bikinis, seat them atop some vibrating chairs &amp; you have a gameshow! It&#039;s not as much fun as the x-rated version though...</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Cream,Pied,Bikini,Babes</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75068.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Whipped Cream Bra</title><link>http://www.abum.com/74257/Whipped-Cream-Bra.html</link><description>I hope this is going to become a trend, you&#039;d never go short of cream for your coffee ever again. And if you&#039;ll feeling slightly hungry you could get some sustenance whenever you needed it. And why stop at just the bra, get the matching panties too. Here&#039;s hoping.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-74257/Whipped-Cream-Bra.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74257.jpg</image><media:title>Whipped Cream Bra</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/74257.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="153" height="448" width="336" /><media:description>I hope this is going to become a trend, you&#039;d never go short of cream for your coffee ever again. And if you&#039;ll feeling slightly hungry you could get some sustenance whenever you needed it. And why stop at just the bra, get the matching panties too. 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Better yet, make that a combo!. It&#039;s all so very very good !</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-73796/Cream-Covered-Korin.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/73796.jpg</image><media:title>Cream Covered Korin</media:title><media:description>The latest in decadent desert treats &#039;The Kreamy Korin&#039;, I&#039;ll take two please, and Supersize those.. Better yet, make that a combo!. It&#039;s all so very very good !</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Cream,Covered,Korin</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/73796.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Hawt Ice Cream Fight!!!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/69807/Hawt-Ice-Cream-Fight.html</link><description>This looks like great fun, whatever floats your boat I suppose! If only all disputes could be resolved in such a harmless way, maybe ship some Ben &amp; Jerry’s into the world’s war zones &amp; unleash frozen bombs of Chunky Monkey onto the populace!OM NOM NOM!!!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-69807/Hawt-Ice-Cream-Fight.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/69807.jpg</image><media:title>Hawt Ice Cream Fight!!!</media:title><media:description>This looks like great fun, whatever floats your boat I suppose! 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