<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny crack - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny crack - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Mon, 11 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Crack Spackle</title><link>http://www.abum.com/90199/Crack-Spackle.html</link><description>Most men suffer from it, you bend down to pick something up and a little crack appears at the top of your pants, peeping out and saying hello to the world. But now, finally! a solution has been found. You&#039;ll totally crack up.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-90199/Crack-Spackle.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90199.jpg</image><media:title>Crack Spackle</media:title><media:description>Most men suffer from it, you bend down to pick something up and a little crack appears at the top of your pants, peeping out and saying hello to the world. But now, finally! a solution has been found. You&#039;ll totally crack up.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Crack,Spackle</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90199.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 23 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Crack Addict Gives Relationship Advice</title><link>http://www.abum.com/89553/Crack-Addict-Gives-Relationship-Advice.html</link><description>Propecia likes the odd toke on the crack pipe which puts her in a perfect position to give relationship advice to other people, so here she dishes out her sage-like wisdom to people who need it most. God bless her.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-89553/Crack-Addict-Gives-Relationship-Advice.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89553.jpg</image><media:title>Crack Addict Gives Relationship Advice</media:title><media:description>Propecia likes the odd toke on the crack pipe which puts her in a perfect position to give relationship advice to other people, so here she dishes out her sage-like wisdom to people who need it most. 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The cat can be great companionship in those lonely days but it doesn&#039;t look good in lacy underwear does it? Or does it.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83547/The-Crack-of-Dawn.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83547.jpg</image><media:title>The Crack of Dawn</media:title><media:description>Which would you prefer, waking up each day to the crack of Dawn, or continually waking up each day to the crack of the cat? The cat can be great companionship in those lonely days but it doesn&#039;t look good in lacy underwear does it? 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The problem with this video is people will like it so much they are going to go off on a life-long crack binge and become those people, who&#039;s face&#039;s are all gums.</media:description><media:category>Music</media:category><media:keywords>Crack</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83038.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 02 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>The Crack of Dawn</title><link>http://www.abum.com/80337/The-Crack-of-Dawn.html</link><description>Which would you prefer, waking up each day to the crack of Dawn, or continually waking up each day to the crack of the cat? The cat can be great companionship in those lonely days but it doesn&#039;t look good in lacy underwear does it? 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