<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny cow - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny cow - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>The Supermarket Cow Dance</title><link>http://www.abum.com/94167/The-Supermarket-Cow-Dance.html</link><description>This just shows you that some people really, REALLY love their jobs—as this dancing supermarket cow mascot demonstrates with gusto.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-94167/The-Supermarket-Cow-Dance.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94167.jpg</image><media:title>The Supermarket Cow Dance</media:title><media:description>This just shows you that some people really, REALLY love their jobs—as this dancing supermarket cow mascot demonstrates with gusto.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>The,Supermarket,Cow,Dance</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94167.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Exploding Cow Pat</title><link>http://www.abum.com/90704/Exploding-Cow-Pat.html</link><description>When you live out in the sticks, there&#039;s not much to do except cover yourself in cow crap in the most inventive way possible, so this guy gets a lung full of dung by sticking an explosive in some cow pat and then standing right next to it as it blows up.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-90704/Exploding-Cow-Pat.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90704.jpg</image><media:title>Exploding Cow Pat</media:title><media:description>When you live out in the sticks, there&#039;s not much to do except cover yourself in cow crap in the most inventive way possible, so this guy gets a lung full of dung by sticking an explosive in some cow pat and then standing right next to it as it blows up.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Exploding,Cow,Pat</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/90704.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 31 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Wedding Ring Found Inside Cow</title><link>http://www.abum.com/89601/Wedding-Ring-Found-Inside-Cow.html</link><description>What happens in cow fields stays in cow fields. Well, that&#039;s what you hope for anyway but when the bovine in question sucks off your wedding ring then you have to alert the farmer or you&#039;ll never hear the end of it from the wife.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-89601/Wedding-Ring-Found-Inside-Cow.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89601.jpg</image><media:title>Wedding Ring Found Inside Cow</media:title><media:description>What happens in cow fields stays in cow fields. 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OUCH!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86392/Don-t-Mess-With-Ninja-Cow.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86392.jpg</image><media:title>Don&#039;t Mess With Ninja Cow</media:title><media:description>NEVER go near a ninja cow, specially when she is in the middle of giving birth. She is on edge as it is, but this is a very personal time in her life, you know and a savage kick in the face might just offend you. 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