<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny cops - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny cops - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Sun, 29 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Sun, 29 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>If The Legend of Zelda Had Cops</title><link>http://www.abum.com/92757/If-The-Legend-of-Zelda-Had-Cops.html</link><description>Smashing all those pots and going around with a deadly weapon while you&#039;re still a child? All it takes is one cop and the whole Zelda franchise would be game over.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-92757/If-The-Legend-of-Zelda-Had-Cops.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92757.jpg</image><media:title>If The Legend of Zelda Had Cops</media:title><media:description>Smashing all those pots and going around with a deadly weapon while you&#039;re still a child? All it takes is one cop and the whole Zelda franchise would be game over.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>The,Legend,Zelda,Had,Cops</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92757.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 29 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>The Cleverest Cops Ever</title><link>http://www.abum.com/91432/The-Cleverest-Cops-Ever.html</link><description>&#039;That escalated quickly!&#039; - These soccer fans are up for a fight after the game and you&#039;re the chief of police, what do you do? Well if you think this one up you&#039;re probably the smartest cop ever.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91432/The-Cleverest-Cops-Ever.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91432.jpg</image><media:title>The Cleverest Cops Ever</media:title><media:description>&#039;That escalated quickly!&#039; - These soccer fans are up for a fight after the game and you&#039;re the chief of police, what do you do? Well if you think this one up you&#039;re probably the smartest cop ever.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>The,Cleverest,Cops,Ever</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91432.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 05 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Cops Take Down Drug Plane</title><link>http://www.abum.com/91295/Cops-Take-Down-Drug-Plane.html</link><description>It&#039;s just like sometime straight out of a Hollywood movie, these cops realise that this is their only opportunity to get these drug dealers, so they do the only thing they can to stop them getting away.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91295/Cops-Take-Down-Drug-Plane.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91295.jpg</image><media:title>Cops Take Down Drug Plane</media:title><media:description>It&#039;s just like sometime straight out of a Hollywood movie, these cops realise that this is their only opportunity to get these drug dealers, so they do the only thing they can to stop them getting away.</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>Cops,Take,Down,Drug,Plane</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91295.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Cops Get Owned!!! - Epic Pee Prank</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86265/Cops-Get-Owned-Epic-Pee-Prank.html</link><description>The old ways are often the best ways, and here&#039;s proof of that with this old fashioned way to trick a cop into thinking you&#039;re committing a public offence by peeing in public, but in fact, it&#039;s just a water bottle. Crafty.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86265/Cops-Get-Owned-Epic-Pee-Prank.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86265.jpg</image><media:title>Cops Get Owned!!! - Epic Pee Prank</media:title><media:description>The old ways are often the best ways, and here&#039;s proof of that with this old fashioned way to trick a cop into thinking you&#039;re committing a public offence by peeing in public, but in fact, it&#039;s just a water bottle. Crafty.</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>Cops,Get,Owned,Epic,Pee,Prank</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86265.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 09 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Girl Drinking Beer Bong - High 5 From Cops</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84044/Girl-Drinking-Beer-Bong-High-5-From-Cops.html</link><description>This is one of those times when things could take a turn for the worst, but instead something awesome happens. This is what you want cops to be like, high-fiving the citizens they protect because they&#039;re having good times.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84044/Girl-Drinking-Beer-Bong-High-5-From-Cops.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84044.jpg</image><media:title>Girl Drinking Beer Bong - High 5 From Cops</media:title><media:description>This is one of those times when things could take a turn for the worst, but instead something awesome happens. This is what you want cops to be like, high-fiving the citizens they protect because they&#039;re having good times.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Girl,Drinking,Beer,Bong,High,From,Cops</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84044.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Body Slamming Cops</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83268/Body-Slamming-Cops.html</link><description>It&#039;s really hard to tell if these are cops or WWE wrestlers dressed in a cops uniform. Rather than arrest first, ask questions later, it seems to be body slam them to the ground as hard as you can, ask questions later.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83268/Body-Slamming-Cops.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83268.jpg</image><media:title>Body Slamming Cops</media:title><media:description>It&#039;s really hard to tell if these are cops or WWE wrestlers dressed in a cops uniform. Rather than arrest first, ask questions later, it seems to be body slam them to the ground as hard as you can, ask questions later.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Body,Slamming,Cops</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83268.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>COPS Pr0n</title><link>http://www.abum.com/76108/COPS-Pr0n.html</link><description>We all love the TV show COPS, showing the best (read worst) America has to offer, from drunken hicks to the most stupid criminals the world has ever seen. So enjoy this edited together footage of the dumbest, most absurd people and dialogue America&#039;s criminals have to offer.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-76108/COPS-Pr0n.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76108.jpg</image><media:title>COPS Pr0n</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/76108.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="264" height="480" width="360" /><media:description>We all love the TV show COPS, showing the best (read worst) America has to offer, from drunken hicks to the most stupid criminals the world has ever seen. So enjoy this edited together footage of the dumbest, most absurd people and dialogue America&#039;s criminals have to offer.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>COPS,Porn</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/76108.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Prisoner Escapes From Cops</title><link>http://www.abum.com/75730/Prisoner-Escapes-From-Cops.html</link><description>A prisoner complains it&#039;s too hot in the back of a squad car so the cops roll down the window for him then watch him open the door and run away.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-75730/Prisoner-Escapes-From-Cops.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75730.jpg</image><media:title>Prisoner Escapes From Cops</media:title><media:description>A prisoner complains it&#039;s too hot in the back of a squad car so the cops roll down the window for him then watch him open the door and run away.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Prisoner,Escapes,From,Cops</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75730.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 25 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Knives Vs. Cops - WTF!?!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/75233/Knives-Vs-Cops-WTF.html</link><description>Guns don&#039;t kill people - Knives don&#039;t kill people - PEOPLE kill people! Well ok.. guns &amp; knives kill people too, especially people with BIG knives - Awww f#ck, what am i trying to say?... never mind, watch the cheesy clip already :(</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-75233/Knives-Vs-Cops-WTF.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75233.jpg</image><media:title>Knives Vs. Cops - WTF!?!</media:title><media:description>Guns don&#039;t kill people - Knives don&#039;t kill people - PEOPLE kill people! Well ok.. guns &amp; knives kill people too, especially people with BIG knives - Awww f#ck, what am i trying to say?... never mind, watch the cheesy clip already :(</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Knives,Cops,WTF</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75233.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 11:42:10 -0400</pubDate><title>Philadelphia Police Beating...Philly Cops on the &quot;Beat&quot;</title><link>http://www.abum.com/64814/Philadelphia-Police-Beating-Philly-Cops-on-the-Beat.html</link><description></description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-64814/Philadelphia-Police-Beating-Philly-Cops-on-the-Beat.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/64814.jpg</image><media:title>Philadelphia Police Beating...Philly Cops on the &quot;Beat&quot;</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/64814.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="419" height="320" width="240" /><media:description></media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Philadelphia,Police,BeatingPhilly,Cops,the,Beat</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/64814.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 00:13:14 -0400</pubDate><title>NYC cops beat up protestors in front of the UN</title><link>http://www.abum.com/64120/NYC-cops-beat-up-protestors-in-front-of-the-UN.html</link><description>They&#039;re just there, doing their protesting peacefully, and these cops come in and mess things up. I&#039;m not sure if that&#039;s the full story, but it sucks either way.</description><category>People</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-64120/NYC-cops-beat-up-protestors-in-front-of-the-UN.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/64120.jpg</image><media:title>NYC cops beat up protestors in front of the UN</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/64120.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="463" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>They&#039;re just there, doing their protesting peacefully, and these cops come in and mess things up. I&#039;m not sure if that&#039;s the full story, but it sucks either way.</media:description><media:category>People</media:category><media:keywords>protest,cops,NYC,UN</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/64120.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Cops Love Naked People!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/63467/Cops-Love-Naked-People.html</link><description>What is it about cops and naked people?  They just love to bust drivers who are out cruisin - even if they are totally naked! There should be a &#039;National Drive Naked Day&#039; where girls are especially encouraged to go out cruisin bare-assed and pump out the tunes on the pimped-out ICE!!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-63467/Cops-Love-Naked-People.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/63467.jpg</image><media:title>Cops Love Naked People!</media:title><media:description>What is it about cops and naked people?  They just love to bust drivers who are out cruisin - even if they are totally naked! There should be a &#039;National Drive Naked Day&#039; where girls are especially encouraged to go out cruisin bare-assed and pump out the tunes on the pimped-out ICE!!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>naked,bare,ass,driving,driver,busted,cops</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/63467.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Amazing driver knows how to run from the cops</title><link>http://www.abum.com/62945/Amazing-driver-knows-how-to-run-from-the-cops.html</link><description>Sure, he broke the law, but that man can DRIVE!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-62945/Amazing-driver-knows-how-to-run-from-the-cops.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62945.jpg</image><media:title>Amazing driver knows how to run from the cops</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/62945.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="163" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Sure, he broke the law, but that man can DRIVE!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>drive,run,cops,chase,freeway,fast</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62945.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>The AA-12, the most destructive shotgun in the world</title><link>http://www.abum.com/62921/The-AA-12-the-most-destructive-shotgun-in-the-world.html</link><description>Destroying shit is easy with this monster gun.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-62921/The-AA-12-the-most-destructive-shotgun-in-the-world.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62921.jpg</image><media:title>The AA-12, the most destructive shotgun in the world</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/62921.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="384" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Destroying shit is easy with this monster gun.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>shotgun,cops,police,army,shoot</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62921.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Police car violently takes out a biker</title><link>http://www.abum.com/62462/Police-car-violently-takes-out-a-biker.html</link><description>Not only did his bike flip into the air, the driver flew even higher.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-62462/Police-car-violently-takes-out-a-biker.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62462.jpg</image><media:title>Police car violently takes out a biker</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/62462.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="42" height="320" width="262" /><media:description>Not only did his bike flip into the air, the driver flew even higher.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>crash,cops,bike,motorcycle</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62462.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 00:21:31 -0500</pubDate><title>Suspect runs from the cops, but not for long</title><link>http://www.abum.com/62389/Suspect-runs-from-the-cops-but-not-for-long.html</link><description>He wrecks one truck, and then gets wrecked in the park</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-62389/Suspect-runs-from-the-cops-but-not-for-long.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62389.jpg</image><media:title>Suspect runs from the cops, but not for long</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/62389.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="120" height="320" width="262" /><media:description>He wrecks one truck, and then gets wrecked in the park</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>cops,run,flee,crash,truck</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62389.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Great window decor doesn&#039;t go very far with cops</title><link>http://www.abum.com/62377/Great-window-decor-doesn-t-go-very-far-with-cops.html</link><description>Who says he&#039;s getting a ticket? I do.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-62377/Great-window-decor-doesn-t-go-very-far-with-cops.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62377.jpg</image><media:title>Great window decor doesn&#039;t go very far with cops</media:title><media:description>Who says he&#039;s getting a ticket? I do.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>cops,suck,window,police,ticket</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62377.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>2006 Charger versus a 1999 SVT Cobra - Who will win?</title><link>http://www.abum.com/62106/2006-Charger-versus-a-1999-SVT-Cobra-Who-will-win.html</link><description>This race? The cops win.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-62106/2006-Charger-versus-a-1999-SVT-Cobra-Who-will-win.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62106.jpg</image><media:title>2006 Charger versus a 1999 SVT Cobra - Who will win?</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/62106.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="256" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>This race? The cops win.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>chase,cops,race,night,police</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/62106.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 23 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Car full of bad guys try to run from the cops, but don&#039;t make it too far</title><link>http://www.abum.com/61745/Car-full-of-bad-guys-try-to-run-from-the-cops-but-don-t-make-it-too-far.html</link><description>Running onto the freeway probably isn&#039;t going to work out too well.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-61745/Car-full-of-bad-guys-try-to-run-from-the-cops-but-don-t-make-it-too-far.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/61745.jpg</image><media:title>Car full of bad guys try to run from the cops, but don&#039;t make it too far</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/61745.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="53" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Running onto the freeway probably isn&#039;t going to work out too well.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>run,cops,chase</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/61745.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Hollywood cops can park however they want on the street</title><link>http://www.abum.com/61662/Hollywood-cops-can-park-however-they-want-on-the-street.html</link><description>Left side of the road, right side, they&#039;re the same.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-61662/Hollywood-cops-can-park-however-they-want-on-the-street.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/61662.jpg</image><media:title>Hollywood cops can park however they want on the street</media:title><media:content url="http://media.abum.com/video/61662.flv" type="video/x-flv" medium="video" duration="142" height="320" width="240" /><media:description>Left side of the road, right side, they&#039;re the same.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>cops,hollywood,police</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/61662.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item></channel></rss>