<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny cell - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny cell - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2016 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2016 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2016 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>If Cell Phone Commercials Were Honest</title><link>http://www.abum.com/94665/If-Cell-Phone-Commercials-Were-Honest.html</link><description>The latest Cracked&#039;s &quot;Honest Ads&quot; series, Roger Horton amusingly reveals the various underhand ways cell phone service providers try to gain your business.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-94665/If-Cell-Phone-Commercials-Were-Honest.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94665.jpg</image><media:title>If Cell Phone Commercials Were Honest</media:title><media:description>The latest Cracked&#039;s &quot;Honest Ads&quot; series, Roger Horton amusingly reveals the various underhand ways cell phone service providers try to gain your business.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Cell,Phone,Commercials,Were,Honest</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94665.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 18 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Cell Phone Crashing at the Airport</title><link>http://www.abum.com/92015/Cell-Phone-Crashing-at-the-Airport.html</link><description>Going around an airport and “crashing” people’s calls by answering the conversations they’re having - a  good way to deal with people who like talking way too loudly on their phones.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-92015/Cell-Phone-Crashing-at-the-Airport.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92015.jpg</image><media:title>Cell Phone Crashing at the Airport</media:title><media:description>Going around an airport and “crashing” people’s calls by answering the conversations they’re having - a  good way to deal with people who like talking way too loudly on their phones.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Cell,Phone,Crashing,the,Airport</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92015.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Cell Phone Fighting</title><link>http://www.abum.com/89991/Cell-Phone-Fighting.html</link><description>When two phones go to war, the internet wins. 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Getting the perfect photo of yourself is a bind. Sure, you&#039;ve got the hardware, but have you got what it takes ? If you wanna make sure you&#039;re not going to get a thumb in the frame, then you need special skills my friend...</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-66335/Crouching-Tiger-Hidden-Mobile.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/66335.jpg</image><media:title>Crouching Tiger, Hidden Mobile</media:title><media:description>Crouching Tiger, Hidden Mobile
Getting the perfect photo of yourself is a bind. Sure, you&#039;ve got the hardware, but have you got what it takes ? If you wanna make sure you&#039;re not going to get a thumb in the frame, then you need special skills my friend...</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>nokia,n96,series,mobile,cell,crouching,tiger,hidden,dragon,3G,tv,commcerial,ad,cool,kung,fu,babe,girl</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/66335.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:20:59 -0400</pubDate><title>It’s Blyk</title><link>http://www.abum.com/66316/It-s-Blyk.html</link><description>Looking for a change to alleviate your mobile misery ?! Look at Blyk! Yep, it sounds like just like &#039;blick&#039; and it&#039;s free! For those of us still young enough to be in the 16-24 bracket this is a refreshing new approach to mobile comms. 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