<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny carpet - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny carpet - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0700</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Carpet Cutie.</title><link>http://www.abum.com/81616/Carpet-Cutie.html</link><description>Looks like she might get some carpet burns after this bit of butt-shaking, but there&#039;s no denying she can shake it, as though it were speaking to us like a ventriloquist&#039;s dummy! 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