<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny cant - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny cant - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Sun, 22 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Can&#039;t Help Butt Stare</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86921/Can-t-Help-Butt-Stare.html</link><description>Sometimes our base animal instincts rise up out of nowhere and we behave like dogs, sniffing around another canine&#039;s rear quarters, only humans are so much more evolved, so we just stare wide-eyed and drool.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86921/Can-t-Help-Butt-Stare.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86921.jpg</image><media:title>Can&#039;t Help Butt Stare</media:title><media:description>Sometimes our base animal instincts rise up out of nowhere and we behave like dogs, sniffing around another canine&#039;s rear quarters, only humans are so much more evolved, so we just stare wide-eyed and drool.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Cant,Help,Butt,Stare</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86921.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 26 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Neo Can’t Dodge Bullets</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86559/Neo-Can-t-Dodge-Bullets.html</link><description>Neo, not the sharpest tool on the box, is obsessed with one thing, and that’s being able to dodge bullets. 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