<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny break - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny break - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Sun, 20 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Congress Want to Break the Interwebs</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84730/Congress-Want-to-Break-the-Interwebs.html</link><description>PROTECT-IP is a new bill that is working its slimy way through congress and gives The Man the ability to censor the web, all in the name of protecting creativity. What!? Meaning they can shut down sites whenever they feel like it--they must be stopped.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84730/Congress-Want-to-Break-the-Interwebs.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84730.jpg</image><media:title>Congress Want to Break the Interwebs</media:title><media:description>PROTECT-IP is a new bill that is working its slimy way through congress and gives The Man the ability to censor the web, all in the name of protecting creativity. What!? 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Or maybe it&#039;s all that yoga?</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84589/Awesome-Yoga-Break-Dancing.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84589.jpg</image><media:title>Awesome Yoga Break Dancing</media:title><media:description>This guy must&#039;ve been a cat in a former life, and still have some cat left in him. Only that would explain his elasticated body that&#039;s able to flip around and get in poses that hurt most of us just from looking at it. 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Not very motivational is it?</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-84073/Motivational-Speaker-Board-Break-FAIL.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84073.jpg</image><media:title>Motivational Speaker Board Break FAIL!</media:title><media:description>Well this is kind of embarrassing -- when you&#039;re trying to tell people to believe in themselves and you&#039;re illustrating that by smashing a piece of board over your head and it doesn&#039;t work until the 30th time. Not very motivational is it?</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Motivational,Speaker,Board,Break,FAIL</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/84073.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 21 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Did You Just Break Your Waters ?</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83710/Did-You-Just-Break-Your-Waters.html</link><description>Imagine being an assistant in a shoe shop and helping a heavily pregnant chick put on some shoes and suddenly you get covered in a liquid - If you thought womb-water was bad enough, think again - OMG!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83710/Did-You-Just-Break-Your-Waters.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83710.jpg</image><media:title>Did You Just Break Your Waters ?</media:title><media:description>Imagine being an assistant in a shoe shop and helping a heavily pregnant chick put on some shoes and suddenly you get covered in a liquid - If you thought womb-water was bad enough, think again - OMG!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Did,You,Just,Break,Your,Waters</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83710.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Epic Facebook Break Ups</title><link>http://www.abum.com/83498/Epic-Facebook-Break-Ups.html</link><description>The wonderful thing about Facebook is the ability to troll and comment on your friend&#039;s intimate dirty laundry, so not only do your buddies find out, but all those people you&#039;ve not spoken to since High School too.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83498/Epic-Facebook-Break-Ups.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83498.jpg</image><media:title>Epic Facebook Break Ups</media:title><media:description>The wonderful thing about Facebook is the ability to troll and comment on your friend&#039;s intimate dirty laundry, so not only do your buddies find out, but all those people you&#039;ve not spoken to since High School too.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Epic,Facebook,Break,Ups</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83498.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 25 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>How to Break Up With A Chubby Girlfriend</title><link>http://www.abum.com/81620/How-to-Break-Up-With-A-Chubby-Girlfriend.html</link><description>Jon Lajoie has some very radical advice to follow if your girlfriend has put on a couple extra pounds and you are looking for an easy way to break up with her without crushing her chubby feelings - This is brilliantly funny, but devastating - LOL !</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-81620/How-to-Break-Up-With-A-Chubby-Girlfriend.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81620.jpg</image><media:title>How to Break Up With A Chubby Girlfriend</media:title><media:description>Jon Lajoie has some very radical advice to follow if your girlfriend has put on a couple extra pounds and you are looking for an easy way to break up with her without crushing her chubby feelings - This is brilliantly funny, but devastating - LOL !</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>How,Break,With,Chubby,Girlfriend</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81620.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Prison Break!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/77804/Prison-Break.html</link><description>&#039;It&#039;s prision Jim, but not as we know it!&#039; 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As if your girlfriend owning a snuggie isn&#039;t mind-hauntingly disturbing enough, when she wears it to bed a line has to be drawn - OMG!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-75247/Snuggie-Break-Up.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/75247.jpg</image><media:title>Snuggie Break Up</media:title><media:description>You can&#039;t blame this guy for wanting to end it. 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She is a total psych, but i still definitely would.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-74999/Starcraft-2-Beta-Break-Up.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74999.jpg</image><media:title>Starcraft 2 Beta Break Up</media:title><media:description>Chicks, you can&#039;t kill them - But you CAN break up for them (especially this one!) - He might have missed out on this game but i some how think he is better off away from this chick. She is a total psych, but i still definitely would.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Starcraft,Beta,Break</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74999.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Wed, 24 Mar 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Spring Break Bikini Contest</title><link>http://www.abum.com/74674/Spring-Break-Bikini-Contest.html</link><description>Well if this doesn&#039;t make you want to head down there and grab a front row seat, check your pulse, you may&#039;ve turned into a zombie. This makes me want to invent a time machine so I can go back and watch this chick.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-74674/Spring-Break-Bikini-Contest.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74674.jpg</image><media:title>Spring Break Bikini Contest</media:title><media:description>Well if this doesn&#039;t make you want to head down there and grab a front row seat, check your pulse, you may&#039;ve turned into a zombie. 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It can really take it out of a man, all that dismembering is exhausting work, so remember to have a rest and chill to regain your energy</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-74345/You-Deserve-A-F-cking-Break.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74345.jpg</image><media:title>You Deserve A F#cking Break!</media:title><media:description>Even deranged maniacs need a break from the physically tiring act of hacking up bodies and random killing. 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Now go home and resume the role in life you are destined for!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-74155/Spring-Break-Sexy-FAIL.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74155.jpg</image><media:title>Spring Break Sexy FAIL!</media:title><media:description>Dear God, someone pass me the M16, I have the target in my sights...I&#039;m only kidding, good for her to get up there with the young &#039;uns and bust some moves. 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Grab your ammo and turn the safety off for this run and gun adventure.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-74073/Break-Out-Of-Jail.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74073.jpg</image><media:title>Break Out Of Jail</media:title><media:description>Shoot whoever you meet - Follow the story of Jack, as he shoots his way to freedom. Help him find his wife and discover the truth about the world outside the city walls. 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