<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny break - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny break - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2014 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 17 Feb 2015 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>How To Break Up A Fight</title><link>http://www.abum.com/94313/How-To-Break-Up-A-Fight.html</link><description>This is a rather unusual method, but it seems to work. Simply stand in-between the two fighters and eat your snacks. 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She&#039;s blonde, cute and full of totally valuable knowledge, that hair must be dyed, right? So next time you&#039;re drunk and the cops use zip ties instead of the normal cuffs to arrest you, you can do this and try and run away.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-93038/How-To-Break-Out-Of-Zip-Ties.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93038.jpg</image><media:title>How To Break Out Of Zip Ties</media:title><media:description>WAIT! She&#039;s blonde, cute and full of totally valuable knowledge, that hair must be dyed, right? 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The final frontier! Of! WTFness! The crew of the Starship Enterprise are once again facing the crazy dubbing of Day Job Orchestra which will send you into fits of laughter unless of course you&#039;re a braindead zombie.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91402/DJO-Break-Something.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91402.jpg</image><media:title>DJO - Break Something</media:title><media:description>Space! The final frontier! Of! WTFness! 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