<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny bottle - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny bottle - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Mon, 27 Jan 2014 00:00:00 -0500</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jan 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Unconventional Ways to Open Wine Bottles</title><link>http://www.abum.com/93699/Unconventional-Ways-to-Open-Wine-Bottles.html</link><description>There&#039;s nothing more annoying than finding out you haven&#039;t got a corkscrew to open a bottle of wine, but with these unconventional ways  you might never need a corkscrew ever again.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-93699/Unconventional-Ways-to-Open-Wine-Bottles.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93699.jpg</image><media:title>Unconventional Ways to Open Wine Bottles</media:title><media:description>There&#039;s nothing more annoying than finding out you haven&#039;t got a corkscrew to open a bottle of wine, but with these unconventional ways  you might never need a corkscrew ever again.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Unconventional,Ways,Open,Wine,Bottle</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93699.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jan 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Man Poos in Bottle</title><link>http://www.abum.com/92349/Man-Poos-in-Bottle.html</link><description>Sometimes when you gotta go you gotta go—still, no matter how desperate you are there&#039;s some rules you have to follow. Like, don&#039;t shit in a bottle in a car full of people.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-92349/Man-Poos-in-Bottle.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92349.jpg</image><media:title>Man Poos in Bottle</media:title><media:description>Sometimes when you gotta go you gotta go—still, no matter how desperate you are there&#039;s some rules you have to follow. 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Well, you can rest easy because this video shows you the manifold ways to get the cap off your beer.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-87558/Bottle-Cap-Blues.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87558.jpg</image><media:title>Bottle Cap Blues</media:title><media:description>It&#039;s a question many of us have probably pondered in the quieter moments of our lives: just how many different ways are there to open a bottle of beer? 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