<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny boat - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny boat - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2012 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Cool Way to Put Out a Boat Fire</title><link>http://www.abum.com/89619/Cool-Way-to-Put-Out-a-Boat-Fire.html</link><description>Now this is how you fight a fire. Well, a fire raging on a boat anyway. Forget about calling the fire brigade, they won&#039;t be able to do something as badass as this, instead just get another boat that&#039;s not on fire and let rip.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-89619/Cool-Way-to-Put-Out-a-Boat-Fire.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89619.jpg</image><media:title>Cool Way to Put Out a Boat Fire</media:title><media:description>Now this is how you fight a fire. Well, a fire raging on a boat anyway. Forget about calling the fire brigade, they won&#039;t be able to do something as badass as this, instead just get another boat that&#039;s not on fire and let rip.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Cool,Way,Put,Out,Boat,Fire</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89619.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Fountain Boat Crash Dubstepified</title><link>http://www.abum.com/88543/Fountain-Boat-Crash-Dubstepified.html</link><description>That boat crash footage was entertaining enough (it&#039;s OK they all only had minor injuries), but putting some dubstep over the top makes it so much more lolsome -- dubstep should be the soundtrack to all boat crashes.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-88543/Fountain-Boat-Crash-Dubstepified.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88543.jpg</image><media:title>Fountain Boat Crash Dubstepified</media:title><media:description>That boat crash footage was entertaining enough (it&#039;s OK they all only had minor injuries), but putting some dubstep over the top makes it so much more lolsome -- dubstep should be the soundtrack to all boat crashes.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Fountain,Boat,Crash,Dubstepified</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88543.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 04 Sep 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Party Hard Boat Fail</title><link>http://www.abum.com/88514/Party-Hard-Boat-Fail.html</link><description>Driving a boat really fast will impress the ladies in bikinis, but not recklessly endagering their lives and giving half of them concussions will earn you their respect. Aw, sod that, lets just go a bit faster...</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-88514/Party-Hard-Boat-Fail.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88514.jpg</image><media:title>Party Hard Boat Fail</media:title><media:description>Driving a boat really fast will impress the ladies in bikinis, but not recklessly endagering their lives and giving half of them concussions will earn you their respect. 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But epic.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-88505/Mass-Faceplant-in-a-Boat.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88505.jpg</image><media:title>Mass Faceplant in a Boat</media:title><media:description>One minute you&#039;re hanging out in a boat in your swimwear living the dream and being all cool, the next you&#039;re getting thrown about like leaves in a hurricane and a mass faceplanting competition is taking place. Bad times. But epic.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Mass,Faceplant,Boat</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88505.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Boat Explosion</title><link>http://www.abum.com/88258/Boat-Explosion.html</link><description>Not sure what was supposed to happen here, but if you go throwing explosives off the side of a boat then you&#039;d better be expecting something to explode. Thing is, it looks like no one told these guys that.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-88258/Boat-Explosion.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88258.jpg</image><media:title>Boat Explosion</media:title><media:description>Not sure what was supposed to happen here, but if you go throwing explosives off the side of a boat then you&#039;d better be expecting something to explode. Thing is, it looks like no one told these guys that.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Boat,Explosion</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88258.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 02 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Epic Boat FAILS!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87866/Epic-Boat-FAILS.html</link><description>Some of these are crappy little dinghies and no one really cares about them, but some are huge ocean liners crashing into each other, which are totally jaw dropping.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-87866/Epic-Boat-FAILS.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87866.jpg</image><media:title>Epic Boat FAILS!</media:title><media:description>Some of these are crappy little dinghies and no one really cares about them, but some are huge ocean liners crashing into each other, which are totally jaw dropping.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Epic,Boat,FAILS</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87866.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>I&#039;m On A Boat Parody - I&#039;m In A Wedding</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87796/I-m-On-A-Boat-Parody-I-m-In-A-Wedding.html</link><description>Instead of a best man&#039;s speech, this guy decided to make a rap video instead with him and the groomsman rapping about in a tuxedo shop. 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Either way it deserves it&#039;s own TV show as it&#039;s pretty damn impressive.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83864/Killer-Whale-Imitates-Motor-Boat.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83864.jpg</image><media:title>Killer Whale Imitates Motor Boat</media:title><media:description>A killer whale is either impersonating the sound of the outboard motor on the launch, or he had some bad Mexican food for lunch. 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Both plans lacked merit.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-83747/Skateboard-Faceplant-On-Boat-Ramp.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/83747.jpg</image><media:title>Skateboard Faceplant On Boat Ramp</media:title><media:description>A skater being towed by a biker suddenly realizes that he&#039;d probably be better off rolling on his face rather than his skateboard. 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Having this much booze on a boat is never a good idea, especially when you&#039;re an idiot. You have to read between the lines on this one a little but it&#039;s still funny.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-81303/Boat-Bozos.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/81303.jpg</image><media:title>Boat Bozos!</media:title><media:description>Messing about on the river is ok, but not the open seas. Having this much booze on a boat is never a good idea, especially when you&#039;re an idiot. 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The captains of these dirty and sexy vessels certainly came up with winners!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-77393/Dirty-Boat-Names.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77393.jpg</image><media:title>Dirty Boat Names</media:title><media:description>It takes a great deal of thinking to come up with a great boat name. The captains of these dirty and sexy vessels certainly came up with winners!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Dirty,Boat,Names</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77393.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Drawbridge Eats Boat</title><link>http://www.abum.com/76954/Drawbridge-Eats-Boat.html</link><description>In days gone by they would sacrifice a ship to this bridge once every full-moon to ensure a plentiful harvest &amp; safe passage for the port. 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