<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny blood - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny blood - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2015 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>A Blood Bath of a Music Video</title><link>http://www.abum.com/94365/A-Blood-Bath-of-a-Music-Video.html</link><description>If you like your music videos to come with plenty of gore and brutality, then you should be very keen on this one which features British rapper Dizzee Rascal as a rampaging psycho killer.</description><category>Music</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-94365/A-Blood-Bath-of-a-Music-Video.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94365.jpg</image><media:title>A Blood Bath of a Music Video</media:title><media:description>If you like your music videos to come with plenty of gore and brutality, then you should be very keen on this one which features British rapper Dizzee Rascal as a rampaging psycho killer.</media:description><media:category>Music</media:category><media:keywords>Blood,Bath,Music,Video</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/94365.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 22 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Battlestar Galactica: Blood &amp; Chrome</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86487/Battlestar-Galactica-Blood-Chrome.html</link><description>The first footage from SyFy’s Battlestar Galactica prequel, shown at WonderCon this past weekend, has made its way online and follows the high-flying adventures of the Colonial fleet’s newest battlestar, the Galactica.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86487/Battlestar-Galactica-Blood-Chrome.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86487.jpg</image><media:title>Battlestar Galactica: Blood &amp; Chrome</media:title><media:description>The first footage from SyFy’s Battlestar Galactica prequel, shown at WonderCon this past weekend, has made its way online and follows the high-flying adventures of the Colonial fleet’s newest battlestar, the Galactica.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Battlestar,Galactica,Blood,Chrome</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86487.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Nobody Beats the Drum – Blood on My Hands</title><link>http://www.abum.com/84505/Nobody-Beats-the-Drum-Blood-on-My-Hands.html</link><description>If you’re thinking of opening a restaurant, then look no further than this for your head chef. 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