<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny bitch - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny bitch - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Son Of A Bitch Supercut</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87234/Son-Of-A-Bitch-Supercut.html</link><description>A supercut of so many utterances of the phrase that by the end of it all four words will have completely lost all meaning and will sound completely alien to you. Another supercut mission accomplished!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-87234/Son-Of-A-Bitch-Supercut.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87234.jpg</image><media:title>Son Of A Bitch Supercut</media:title><media:description>A supercut of so many utterances of the phrase that by the end of it all four words will have completely lost all meaning and will sound completely alien to you. Another supercut mission accomplished!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Son,Bitch,Supercut</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87234.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Chameleon Screams Like a Bitch</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85656/Chameleon-Screams-Like-a-Bitch.html</link><description>What is it with the lizards these days? If those cold-blooded reptiles aren&#039;t playing video games then they&#039;re screaming like a freak at an iPhone. It&#039;s technology, it&#039;s having a weird effect on their ancient DNA, making them get all strange and freaked out around it.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85656/Chameleon-Screams-Like-a-Bitch.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85656.jpg</image><media:title>Chameleon Screams Like a Bitch</media:title><media:description>What is it with the lizards these days? If those cold-blooded reptiles aren&#039;t playing video games then they&#039;re screaming like a freak at an iPhone. 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Do you wake up bleary-eyed, a weird taste in your mouth from the night before - did you meet a guy? A girl? An animal? Pray it wasn&#039;t that last one, pray like it was going out of fashion - This vid brings new meaning to the phrase dog breath!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-80043/Lucky-Bitch.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80043.jpg</image><media:title>Lucky Bitch!</media:title><media:description>Ladies! Do you wake up bleary-eyed, a weird taste in your mouth from the night before - did you meet a guy? A girl? An animal? 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Bitch RUN!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/73269/Run-Bitch-RUN.html</link><description>Women, a good lesson learned is to leave them well alone when any type of blood is involved and this scary scenario is NO exception! Nothing can stop her from killing the people who did this to her, and we are not talking about a broken nail. Payback really is a BIATCH!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-73269/Run-Bitch-RUN.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/73269.jpg</image><media:title>Run! Bitch RUN!</media:title><media:description>Women, a good lesson learned is to leave them well alone when any type of blood is involved and this scary scenario is NO exception! Nothing can stop her from killing the people who did this to her, and we are not talking about a broken nail. 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