<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny bitch - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny bitch - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2014 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>How to Block a Bitch Slap</title><link>http://www.abum.com/93411/How-to-Block-a-Bitch-Slap.html</link><description>Master Ken reveals the secret ways of the martial art expert, this time showing us heathens how to block a bitch slap—something we all need to know.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-93411/How-to-Block-a-Bitch-Slap.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93411.jpg</image><media:title>How to Block a Bitch Slap</media:title><media:description>Master Ken reveals the secret ways of the martial art expert, this time showing us heathens how to block a bitch slap—something we all need to know.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>How,Block,Bitch,Slap</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/93411.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2014 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>How To Tell if You’re a Basic Bitch</title><link>http://www.abum.com/92925/How-To-Tell-if-You-re-a-Basic-Bitch.html</link><description>It might not be something you’re willing to admit, but are you or someone you know a basic bitch? For instance, in college did you own a pair of sweat pants that said “sexy” on the butt? If so then you may want to seek professional help right away.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-92925/How-To-Tell-if-You-re-a-Basic-Bitch.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92925.jpg</image><media:title>How To Tell if You’re a Basic Bitch</media:title><media:description>It might not be something you’re willing to admit, but are you or someone you know a basic bitch? For instance, in college did you own a pair of sweat pants that said “sexy” on the butt? 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Taking mating rituals back to basics, this young couple act like they’re straight out of a nature documentary.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91031/That-Fine-Bitch.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91031.jpg</image><media:title>That Fine Bitch</media:title><media:description>It’s a jungle out there, and so when wooing a mate it’s appropriate to act like an animal too. Taking mating rituals back to basics, this young couple act like they’re straight out of a nature documentary.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>That,Fine,Bitch</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91031.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2013 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Jesse Pinkman &quot;Bitch&quot; Compilation</title><link>http://www.abum.com/89840/Jesse-Pinkman-Bitch-Compilation.html</link><description>No one does &quot;bitch&quot; like Mr Pinkman -- and here you can see the evolution of his use of the word. He starts out just sticking it on the end of whatever he&#039;s saying, bitch. But then as he gets more accomplished he segues words together like a master.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-89840/Jesse-Pinkman-Bitch-Compilation.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89840.jpg</image><media:title>Jesse Pinkman &quot;Bitch&quot; Compilation</media:title><media:description>No one does &quot;bitch&quot; like Mr Pinkman -- and here you can see the evolution of his use of the word. He starts out just sticking it on the end of whatever he&#039;s saying, bitch. But then as he gets more accomplished he segues words together like a master.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Jesse,Pinkman,Bitch,Compilation</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89840.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Train Simulator Bitch</title><link>http://www.abum.com/88982/Train-Simulator-Bitch.html</link><description>Yo! Forget about all those other games, you need to keep it real with the greatest game that ever was. It’s got everything you could ever want from a game, trains, passengers getting on and off the trains, stations, more trains, and dubstep.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-88982/Train-Simulator-Bitch.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88982.jpg</image><media:title>Train Simulator Bitch</media:title><media:description>Yo! Forget about all those other games, you need to keep it real with the greatest game that ever was. It’s got everything you could ever want from a game, trains, passengers getting on and off the trains, stations, more trains, and dubstep.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Train,Simulator,Bitch</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/88982.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Son Of A Bitch Supercut</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87234/Son-Of-A-Bitch-Supercut.html</link><description>A supercut of so many utterances of the phrase that by the end of it all four words will have completely lost all meaning and will sound completely alien to you. Another supercut mission accomplished!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-87234/Son-Of-A-Bitch-Supercut.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87234.jpg</image><media:title>Son Of A Bitch Supercut</media:title><media:description>A supercut of so many utterances of the phrase that by the end of it all four words will have completely lost all meaning and will sound completely alien to you. Another supercut mission accomplished!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Son,Bitch,Supercut</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87234.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Chameleon Screams Like a Bitch</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85656/Chameleon-Screams-Like-a-Bitch.html</link><description>What is it with the lizards these days? If those cold-blooded reptiles aren&#039;t playing video games then they&#039;re screaming like a freak at an iPhone. It&#039;s technology, it&#039;s having a weird effect on their ancient DNA, making them get all strange and freaked out around it.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85656/Chameleon-Screams-Like-a-Bitch.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85656.jpg</image><media:title>Chameleon Screams Like a Bitch</media:title><media:description>What is it with the lizards these days? If those cold-blooded reptiles aren&#039;t playing video games then they&#039;re screaming like a freak at an iPhone. 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Beeyatches got smacked up, believe.</description><category>Music</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85620/The-Beatles-Smack-My-Bitch-Up.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85620.jpg</image><media:title>The Beatles: &#039;Smack My Bitch Up&#039;</media:title><media:description>I bet you thought this party classic was a track by The Prodigy, but as with most music, The Beatles did it first. Here they are in their famous 1967 performance of it. 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Do you wake up bleary-eyed, a weird taste in your mouth from the night before - did you meet a guy? A girl? An animal? Pray it wasn&#039;t that last one, pray like it was going out of fashion - This vid brings new meaning to the phrase dog breath!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-80043/Lucky-Bitch.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80043.jpg</image><media:title>Lucky Bitch!</media:title><media:description>Ladies! Do you wake up bleary-eyed, a weird taste in your mouth from the night before - did you meet a guy? A girl? An animal? Pray it wasn&#039;t that last one, pray like it was going out of fashion - This vid brings new meaning to the phrase dog breath!</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Lucky,Bitch</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/80043.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Brazilian &amp; Chilean Chick Bitch Fight!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/77184/Brazilian-Chilean-Chick-Bitch-Fight.html</link><description>This is what the World Cup&#039;s all about. Not teams playing each other in the fair game of soccer. But their female fans fighting like cats. If only there was some jello they could&#039;ve been rolling around in. And maybe take their clothes off too.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-77184/Brazilian-Chilean-Chick-Bitch-Fight.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77184.jpg</image><media:title>Brazilian &amp; Chilean Chick Bitch Fight!</media:title><media:description>This is what the World Cup&#039;s all about. Not teams playing each other in the fair game of soccer. But their female fans fighting like cats. If only there was some jello they could&#039;ve been rolling around in. And maybe take their clothes off too.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Brazilian,Chilean,Chick,Bitch,Fight</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/77184.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Psycho Bitch Amanda - Dating On Demand</title><link>http://www.abum.com/75433/Psycho-Bitch-Amanda-Dating-On-Demand.html</link><description>She likes luring men into bed, tying them up and slowing peeling off their skin with a sharpened toe nail, probably. And she likes fur, that&#039;s what she uses to suffocate her prey. Hey, I&#039;d take my chance with her. 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Bitch! Run!</title><link>http://www.abum.com/73423/Run-Bitch-Run.html</link><description>Women, a good lesson learned is to leave them well alone when any type of blood is involved and this scary scenario is NO exception!</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-73423/Run-Bitch-Run.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/73423.jpg</image><media:title>Run! Bitch! Run!</media:title><media:description>Women, a good lesson learned is to leave them well alone when any type of blood is involved and this scary scenario is NO exception!</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Run,Bitch</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/73423.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 28 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>Run! 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They still rock though.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-70563/How-To-Smack-Your-B-tch-Up.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/70563.jpg</image><media:title>How To Smack Your B*tch Up</media:title><media:description>For those who didn&#039;t know the Prodigy stole all their hooks. They still rock though.</media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>prodigy,smack,up,bitch,song,music</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/70563.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 11:12:07 -0400</pubDate><title>Give me my frisbee bitch</title><link>http://www.abum.com/65065/Give-me-my-frisbee-bitch.html</link><description></description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-65065/Give-me-my-frisbee-bitch.html</comments><author>abum</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/65065.jpg</image><media:title>Give me my frisbee bitch</media:title><media:description></media:description><media:category>Funny</media:category><media:keywords>Give,frisbee,bitch</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/65065.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item></channel></rss>