You know you are getting old...
August 22, 2014
when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.
Hopefully that cat knows that if it attacks and misses, it plummets to it's doom.
Destroy the birds with your machine gun? Could anything be better!?
He might look like a bird, but he's barking orders in that grunt's ears
This bird is a total klepto, so instead of demanding they go out and get help, help him steal more.