<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny beat - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny beat - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2024</copyright><lastBuildDate>Sun, 08 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0400</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Sun, 08 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Wed, 12 Feb 2014 00:00:00 -0500</pubDate><title>How To Beat Flappy Bird</title><link>http://www.abum.com/92518/How-To-Beat-Flappy-Bird.html</link><description>Everyone&#039;s got something to say on how to beat this game, but none of those methods is as effective as this one. It&#039;s foolproof.</description><category>How To</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-92518/How-To-Beat-Flappy-Bird.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92518.jpg</image><media:title>How To Beat Flappy Bird</media:title><media:description>Everyone&#039;s got something to say on how to beat this game, but none of those methods is as effective as this one. It&#039;s foolproof.</media:description><media:category>How To</media:category><media:keywords>How,Beat,Flappy,Bird</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/92518.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Sun, 08 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0400</pubDate><title>Panther Beat</title><link>http://www.abum.com/91306/Panther-Beat.html</link><description>The Petebox is back with another one of his mesmerising loop pedal beats. This time he&#039;s riffing off the Pink Panther theme and sorely tempting me to throw money at him in return for music I can put on my iPhone. Awesome.</description><category>Music</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-91306/Panther-Beat.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/91306.jpg</image><media:title>Panther Beat</media:title><media:description>The Petebox is back with another one of his mesmerising loop pedal beats. This time he&#039;s riffing off the Pink Panther theme and sorely tempting me to throw money at him in return for music I can put on my iPhone. 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This time he&#039;s riffing off the Pink Panther theme and sorely tempting me to throw money at him in return for music I can put on my iPhone. Awesome.</description><category>Music</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-89896/Panther-Beat.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/89896.jpg</image><media:title>Panther Beat</media:title><media:description>The Petebox is back with another one of his mesmerising loop pedal beats. This time he&#039;s riffing off the Pink Panther theme and sorely tempting me to throw money at him in return for music I can put on my iPhone. 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This time he&#039;s riffing off the Pink Panther theme and sorely tempting me to throw money at him in return for music I can put on my iPhone. Awesome.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-87225/Panther-Beat.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87225.jpg</image><media:title>Panther Beat</media:title><media:description>The Petebox is back with another one of his mesmerising loop pedal beats. This time he&#039;s riffing off the Pink Panther theme and sorely tempting me to throw money at him in return for music I can put on my iPhone. 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