<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny bear - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny bear - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Swimming With A Polar Bear</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86842/Swimming-With-A-Polar-Bear.html</link><description>Some people bathe their pets and, fewer still bath with them, and none bathe with giant polar bears who could rip you in two. But this grizzly man Mark Dumas takes a dip with 6-year-old, 60-stone polar bear called Agee.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86842/Swimming-With-A-Polar-Bear.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86842.jpg</image><media:title>Swimming With A Polar Bear</media:title><media:description>Some people bathe their pets and, fewer still bath with them, and none bathe with giant polar bears who could rip you in two. 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Well guess again because bears like to have a little dance too, just watch this footage for proof.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86687/Bear-Party-Time.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86687.jpg</image><media:title>Bear Party Time</media:title><media:description>Does a bear sh#t in the woods? NO, it gets jiggy with it! You thought going out partying was just for humans didn&#039;t you? 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