<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny ass - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny ass - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Sun, 20 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Dance Ass</title><link>http://www.abum.com/87272/Dance-Ass.html</link><description>If you&#039;ve never seen a man in a pirate costume dancing with a man with an ass on his head to grimy hip-hop then you haven&#039;t lived. No worries though, because with one click of a mouse you can reverse all that and live a life without regrets.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-87272/Dance-Ass.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/87272.jpg</image><media:title>Dance Ass</media:title><media:description>If you&#039;ve never seen a man in a pirate costume dancing with a man with an ass on his head to grimy hip-hop then you haven&#039;t lived. 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WTF!?!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86847/Bad-Ass-Back-Fire.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86847.jpg</image><media:title>Bad Ass Back Fire</media:title><media:description>I don&#039;t know too much about guns but I&#039;m pretty sure that this kind of thing wasn&#039;t meant to happen. EVER. Either he didn&#039;t put it together properly or the rate of gun crime is set to plummet in the United States. 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As far as Japan goes, this trailer is pretty vanilla.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86756/Zombie-Ass-Toilet-of-the-Dead.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86756.jpg</image><media:title>Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead</media:title><media:description>It’s true when they say 90% of all the worlds weird sh#t comes straight from the heart of Japan. Schoolgirls, tentacles and assorted oddities are just the way they roll. As far as Japan goes, this trailer is pretty vanilla.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Zombie,Ass,Toilet,the,Dead</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86756.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate><title>Shattering Glass With &#039;Ass&#039;</title><link>http://www.abum.com/86722/Shattering-Glass-With-Ass.html</link><description>I never fail to get amused by females &amp; FUBAR - This apparently happened after the Bay to Breakers festival in San Francisco. One booty-bouncing chick took that title a little too literally.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-86722/Shattering-Glass-With-Ass.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86722.jpg</image><media:title>Shattering Glass With &#039;Ass&#039;</media:title><media:description>I never fail to get amused by females &amp; FUBAR - This apparently happened after the Bay to Breakers festival in San Francisco. One booty-bouncing chick took that title a little too literally.</media:description><media:category>Entertainment</media:category><media:keywords>Shattering,Glass,With,Ass</media:keywords><media:thumbnail url="http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/86722.jpg" width="114" height="81" /></item><item><pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Liam Neeson – Bad Ass Mofo</title><link>http://www.abum.com/85849/Liam-Neeson-Bad-Ass-Mofo.html</link><description>He might just look like a regular dad to you, but he’s actually a bad mofo. Here are some of his best moments. Moments where he lost control of the raging beast within, lit up his lightsabre and released the kraken. 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OK, I lied, there’s lots to see here as these two strange vehicles duke it out in the desert. If you want to know why, then shame on you.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-85377/An-Ass-Races-a-Trainer.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/85377.jpg</image><media:title>An Ass Races a Trainer</media:title><media:description>Nothing to see here, just an ass on wheels racing a mobile trainer. OK, I lied, there’s lots to see here as these two strange vehicles duke it out in the desert. 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