<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss"><channel><title>Funny airport - pictures and videos - Interesting and funny videos that make you laugh at work or at home</title><link>http://www.abum.com/</link><description>Funny airport - pictures and videos - Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Flash Games, Streaming Media</description><language>en-us</language><copyright>www.abum.com, 2012</copyright><lastBuildDate>Sun, 05 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0800</lastBuildDate><pubDate>Sun, 05 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><managingEditor>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</managingEditor><webMaster>sleeplessincyberspace@hotmail.com</webMaster><item><pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate><title>Cute Girl &#039;After Hours&#039; At Airport</title><link>http://www.abum.com/79684/Cute-Girl-After-Hours-At-Airport.html</link><description>Well I have to give it to this girl, she certainly knows how to creatively pass her time while stuck at Pittsburgh International Airport after heavy snow. I only wish I was there with her, it&#039;d be worth missing your flight for.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-79684/Cute-Girl-After-Hours-At-Airport.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79684.jpg</image><media:title>Cute Girl &#039;After Hours&#039; At Airport</media:title><media:description>Well I have to give it to this girl, she certainly knows how to creatively pass her time while stuck at Pittsburgh International Airport after heavy snow. 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Stay classy.</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-79291/Stripped-in-Oklahoma-City-Airport-Security.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/79291.jpg</image><media:title>Stripped in Oklahoma City Airport Security</media:title><media:description>There&#039;s a dark side to the airport scanners, namely watching your wife&#039;s love-zones get felt up by burly men, but every cloud has a silver lining. And the upside of the scanners is near-naked blonde women with poodles being wheel-chaired through airports. 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I only wish I was there with her, it&#039;d be worth missing your flight for.</description><category>Funny</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-74253/Cute-Girl-After-Hours-At-Airport.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/74253.jpg</image><media:title>Cute Girl After Hours At Airport</media:title><media:description>Well I have to give it to this girl, she certainly knows how to creatively pass her time while stuck at Pittsburgh International Airport after heavy snow. 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The sock down pants &#039;Pseudo Package&#039; a NO GO!</description><category>Entertainment</category><comments>http://www.abum.com/comments-73590/Airport-Security-The-New-Candid-Camera.html</comments><author>wesbo</author><image>http://var.media.abum.com/thumb/73590.jpg</image><media:title>Airport Security: The New Candid Camera</media:title><media:description>Well this latest tool at the disposal of airport security officials certainly leaves them little to the imagination when it comes to giving you the once over. Note to self.. 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