A successful man is...
September 26, 2016
one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
Green Day's Billie Joe Freaks Out
Should we be shocked at this? Isn't this what our rock stars are supposed to be doing? This is what you get when you tell a drunk Billie that he's set's been cut short and he has one minute left so Usher can have more time.
Crane Smashes House
You just know from the moment this video starts that FAIL is lurking. Attempting to transport a large hot tub, a crane crashes through the roof of a home. Looks like the contractors are going to be the first ones to be in... ...hot water.
Chick Smashes Face Against Diving Board
Proving that the difference between WIN & FAIL is very slim - If you watch closely this diver still pulled off a pretty decent dive even after slamming her head against the board.
Chick Smashes Back On Top Of Pool
This chick slams her back hard on the top of a pool after a handstand fail. I'm guessing that she won't be doing that again....EVER!
Guitarist Smashes Singer's Face
Sometimes you have to take one for the team in the pursuit of rock & roll, but a guitar full in the face is pushing it a bit! At least he was tough enough to carry on, actually, it kinda made the song sound better - LMAO!
Kid Smashes Escalator Lamp With Head - WTF?
Out Of Order: Which one? The escalator, the light fixture (now), or this kid's brain? You have to believe that there are easier ways to descend a flight of moving stairs!? There's dumb...and then there's DUMBER!!!
Kid Smashes iPad With Baseball Bat - WTF?
This kid buys a brand new iPad at Best Buy, walks outside, and beats the hell out of it with a bat. Seriously dude, couldn't you have pounded on something worthless like a dial-up modem, a VHS player, or a Kindle?
Old Man Drops In And Smashes His Head
He didn't qualify for the X-Games, but he did qualify for a discount on a hip replacement - OMG!
Demolition Ball Smashes Into Car
This brings new meaning to "dropping the ball". It's not something that you want to happen to you, one minute you're driving along the street minding your own business. The next you're spinning through the air. Nasty.
Cute Drunk Girl Smashes Her Face
This tipsy girl's knees suddenly mutiny on her, causing her face to smash violently on to the dresser.
Kid Smashes Lightbulb on his face
If MacGyver had to make a contraption that breaks light bulbs on the faces of idiots, and he only had safety pins and a cell phone, he would have made this.w
Skater smashes nuts on tree
Forget Water Skiing, Forget Barefooting. This kid is all about the pavement, and pays for it dearly, when he crushes his twig n berries on tree.