Never let your schooling...
May 22, 2013
interfere with your education.
Local News Arachnophobe
Jim, the weather guy doesn’t like spiders too much, so when a tarantula comes to the studio. And we all know the best way to deal with someone who’s afraid of anything is to come at them with it, until they run screaming from the studio. Win.
World's Most Embarassing News Blooper?
Time to crap yourselves laughing! We first saw this clip about 2 years ago and it suddenly started going around again this week. Can anyone think of another news blooper more embarrassing than this one?
The End Of News Of The World
We’ve seen the Murdochs and their adopted ginger hair-being sat in front of the Select Committee and now we finally know the truth! Well, we know Rupert Murdoch is pretty old and frail.
News of the World: Der Untergang
The News of the World hacking story has exploded like a giant pus throbbing with liquid revulsion. And now, the most popular newspaper in the solar system has chomped off its own rotten tail, like some ravenous toxic ouroboros.
Newsflash: News Drought
Yes, it was the day that nothing was happening anywhere in the world, so the news people had nothing to do but stand around and try to look like they weren’t just a waste of salary.
Charlie Brooker’s How to Report the News
Mr Brooker expertly analyses and demonstrates how TV news is just a fluff of soundbites, animated charts, and stupid camera shots, endlessly repeated no matter what dreary piece of parping crud is touting itself as “news”.
Shake Weight Cracks Up News Station
Sometimes a news storyy gets waaay out of hand and there's no way of reigning it back in. The last time I saw this many jerk-offs on the news, they were showing Lakers highlights. Oooooooooooooh!!
Breaking news: "We Heart Sluts"
Most guys are going to be able to get behind the message of this march, the ability for women to wear what ever skimpy clothes they want. If they want to expose their Munchkin's purse by not wearing any underwear, so be it.
Car Catches Fire Behind News Anchor
Let this be a lesson to anyone who is living in their car and thinking of adding a fireplace. It's tacky, and nine times out of ten, your car will explode.
Worst Morning TV News Performance EVER!
Danielle Staub, that insane woman from Real Housewives Of New Jersey performs her single “Real Close”, some hideous dance remix that makes me want to drown myself in my morning cereal, and then choke myself on a waffle - OMFG!
Epic News Raider!
This guy takes photo-bombing to a whole new level! It just makes me wonder how he knows where to be all the time - WTF??
Live News Report - Mega FAIL!!
How often are we lucky enough to catch one of these live ov TV? The reporter is obviously forgetting that he's live on air and dropping bombs like this guy did..I gotta feeling he'll be needing a new job VERY soon - LMAO!
Now this is my kind of news feature! Get the girl with the biggest boobs to read out the news and everyone will watch it trust me, i won't remember a word of what was said, but at least it will be entertaining!
News Anchor Creates New Name For Milk
The name she comes up with might not be the most marketable name, given that most people would probably find it hard to swallow.
Auto-Tune the News #11
Politicians, they're just a bunch of men in monkey suits hooting at each other in a symphony of monotony, I've heard more sense from a wet-fart. So thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for Auto-Tune the News, making real-life bearable.
Keep 'F#cking' that Chicken News Fail
Fox News, the station that is the last bastion of patriotic Americans...and chicken f#ckers. I wonder what goes on behind the scenes. Satanic rituals involving the sacrifice of baby unicorns while they devour rainbows doused in the blood of fairies?
Autotune the News #10
All rise for the gee-tar of liberty, and rock your way through the news! I think CNN, FOX, ABC should reconsider how they deliver the news, forget the infographics and stern warnings. How about adding some autotunage and Hendrix-style feedback. Rock on.
The Al Jazeera English Speaking News
Catch up with the latest breaking news with that fountain of accurate information Al Jazeera.. LMAO!
Dog Senses Arcata Earthquake at News Station
Somehow, a dog sensed the recent earthquake in Northern California before anyone else at this local news station.