Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.
December 08, 2013
The rest cheat in Europe.
Pedobear on KRQE News
PEDOBEAR!!!! HE'S COMING! The monstrous cuddly little comic bear that has razed the internet is now coming offline and heading for your children! This is investigative reporting at its very best, give this news team a Pulitzer.
Fox News Throughout History
You can't beat great journalism, but it requires effort so much better to just go for the lowest common denominator and get your viewers by sensationalising everything. Just imagine if Fox News had existed throughout history, this is how they'd report it.
World’s Most Generic News Report
Good old Charlie Brooker, here he gives a spot on parody of lazy news editing, taken from his awesome TV shows Newswipe. He manages to inform, take the piss, all while using their own methods for ridiculing them.
Ultimate News Fail
Jesus, everyone involved in this giant cock-up needs to pack up and go home. They fail. At everything. It isn't just one thing that goes wrong, but a whole sequence of fail starts this broadcast off and then like dominoes the whole show just falls down from there.
Local News Arachnophobe
Jim, the weather guy doesn’t like spiders too much, so when a tarantula comes to the studio. And we all know the best way to deal with someone who’s afraid of anything is to come at them with it, until they run screaming from the studio. Win.
World's Most Embarassing News Blooper?
Time to crap yourselves laughing! We first saw this clip about 2 years ago and it suddenly started going around again this week. Can anyone think of another news blooper more embarrassing than this one?
The End Of News Of The World
We’ve seen the Murdochs and their adopted ginger hair-being sat in front of the Select Committee and now we finally know the truth! Well, we know Rupert Murdoch is pretty old and frail.
News of the World: Der Untergang
The News of the World hacking story has exploded like a giant pus throbbing with liquid revulsion. And now, the most popular newspaper in the solar system has chomped off its own rotten tail, like some ravenous toxic ouroboros.
Newsflash: News Drought
Yes, it was the day that nothing was happening anywhere in the world, so the news people had nothing to do but stand around and try to look like they weren’t just a waste of salary.
Charlie Brooker’s How to Report the News
Mr Brooker expertly analyses and demonstrates how TV news is just a fluff of soundbites, animated charts, and stupid camera shots, endlessly repeated no matter what dreary piece of parping crud is touting itself as “news”.
Shake Weight Cracks Up News Station
Sometimes a news storyy gets waaay out of hand and there's no way of reigning it back in. The last time I saw this many jerk-offs on the news, they were showing Lakers highlights. Oooooooooooooh!!
Breaking news: "We Heart Sluts"
Most guys are going to be able to get behind the message of this march, the ability for women to wear what ever skimpy clothes they want. If they want to expose their Munchkin's purse by not wearing any underwear, so be it.
Car Catches Fire Behind News Anchor
Let this be a lesson to anyone who is living in their car and thinking of adding a fireplace. It's tacky, and nine times out of ten, your car will explode.
Worst Morning TV News Performance EVER!
Danielle Staub, that insane woman from Real Housewives Of New Jersey performs her single “Real Close”, some hideous dance remix that makes me want to drown myself in my morning cereal, and then choke myself on a waffle - OMFG!
Epic News Raider!
This guy takes photo-bombing to a whole new level! It just makes me wonder how he knows where to be all the time - WTF??
Live News Report - Mega FAIL!!
How often are we lucky enough to catch one of these live ov TV? The reporter is obviously forgetting that he's live on air and dropping bombs like this guy did..I gotta feeling he'll be needing a new job VERY soon - LMAO!
Now this is my kind of news feature! Get the girl with the biggest boobs to read out the news and everyone will watch it trust me, i won't remember a word of what was said, but at least it will be entertaining!
News Anchor Creates New Name For Milk
The name she comes up with might not be the most marketable name, given that most people would probably find it hard to swallow.
Auto-Tune the News #11
Politicians, they're just a bunch of men in monkey suits hooting at each other in a symphony of monotony, I've heard more sense from a wet-fart. So thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for Auto-Tune the News, making real-life bearable.