Paris Hilton Returns From THE FUTURE

She can't see sh*t captain and she's come from the future to find a new best friend! Or maybe she has just come from Lady Gaga's crib, you decide.

50 Topless TV stars including Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton Bandit

Paris Hilton Spoofs McCain

Socialite Paris Hilton is getting even with John McCain, after he used her image last week in an ad mocking Barack Obama as an international celebrity. Hilton released a Web video of her own Tuesday saying her inclusion in McCain's ad must mean she's running for president.

Paris And J-Lo Get Intimate

Quite possibly the best bitch fight to be caught on video - LOL !

Oh Paris, you whore

Every time she's pictured, she looks like a gross crack whore

Paris Hilton goes on Letterman with hilarious results

She comes on good spirited, but man, he just tears her down, and it's the funniest thing EVER

Jounalist refuses to do the Paris Hilton story

She really hates Paris Hilton. But it's true, it is a dumb story.

Paris out on the town..with her collar

She won't be going far with that thing on!

Jay Leno interviews Paris Hilton

We learn a lot about the hotel heiress after this in-depth and totally real interview..

Paris Wanna-bes

Part of the "time to be a slut" fanclub

Reporter freaks out on the Paris Hilton story

So is this just a scam to get people more interested in the story?

The Paris Saga

Follow the drunken heiress as she goes from party girl to jailbird

Paris supporter loses it when he hears of her newfound incarceration

He is one crazy die hard!

Paris Hilton bawls her eyes out as she's brought to jail

She was so excited to get out of jail, and now she's going right back in. Hah!

Paris Hilton on the red carpet

She takes a second to talk with a reporter about her wonderful upcoming prison time

Paris Hilton gets blasted by Sarah Silverman

Holy crap, just look at Paris Hilton's face as Silverman burns her right into the ground

Paris talks about having to go to jail

She's all kinds of bitchy upset!

Paris cries as she leaves her lawyer's office

I guess she's learned that there is no way out of prison! Hah!

Didn know Paris Hilton could read

Is that a book? That she's READING? Must be a joke.