When one door closes another should open...
January 30, 2015
but if it doesn't then go in through the window.
Ultimate Girls Fails of the Year
If you wanted the year summed up succinctly in one video, you've come to the wrong place, but if you wanted a compilation of girls falling over, then this is for you.
Watching Drunk Girls Kiss
More exciting than watching your first child being born whilst walking on the moon on an IV drip of cocaine, or winning the superbowl & then discovering you have superpowers. Too bad you won't remember it in the morning.
If HBO Made Powerpuff Girls
Ever wonder what The Powerpuff Girls would be like all grown up? Well the guys over at Animation Domination High-Def have done the imagining for you and this is the result.
When Girls Smile
They say a smile can light up a room but i'm gonna go further & say a smiile from a beautiful girl requires the use of dark sunglasses to look keep looking at them. It tranforms the world around them & leaves guys drooling. It's true.
Girls Never Know What To Eat
Girls never know what they want to eat, you ask them and they become crippled with indecision and ineptitude. This guys knows.
Little Girls Dropping F-Bombs
What is more offensive: the fact that women are still, in the 21st century, being treated unequally and subject to abuse and violence or some young girls dressed in tiaras dropping f-bombs?
Drunk Girls At Oktoberfest
This ride is called The Devil's Wheel and is a tradition at the beer-drinking spectacle that is Oktoberfest in Germany—and no doubt many a drunken person has seen their dinner again after riding it.
Girls Are All Sunshine & Sweetness
They say a smile can light up a room, but lets face it, if it also comes with an epic package like this then it's time to put on your darkest shades and apply copious amount of sun-screen because these ladies are so hawt they will burn you!
Two Little Girls Rock Out to Slayer
These two little girls know how to rock, probably rock harder than you do to—the guitarist nails it but it's the singer who really steals the show.
Girls & Guitars
If there is something else you'd feel comfortable with your girlfriend purring her hands all over besides you it'd have to be your guitar, two of the dearest things in your life that you love to cherish together. It's a perfect synergy.
2 Girls Have Epic Webcam Timing
You have to feel sorry for the poor guy in this video, as two girls make him sneeze by pretending to tickle his nose—how the heck did they do it?
Girls With Glasses
Forget everything you have ever learned about bespecled ladies, it's all lies. These four eyed females are some of the most freakiest, wildest women around. Don’t you want to know what is really behind those thick-rimmed spectacles?
Summer + Girls = Perfection
If attractiveness was a mathematical equation then the amount of skin on display would be an all important ratio. That's why women look so much better when summer rolls around and they disrobe a bit. Don't believe me? Here's the proof.
Girls With Hairy Pits
Some people love it, other people loathe it. According to one of these pictures, some people even comb it. It takes all sorts and these sorts are the ones that don't shave. $10 says they also recycle their flip-flips.
Girls Are Awesome and Amazing!
Yay! Girls are awesome! And amazing! And yay! And here they are doing stuff like snowboarding and swording and jumping and generally being awesome and amazing!
Picking Up Girls in a Lamborghini
So amazing is this Lamborghini that this guy doesn't even need to say anything, just point at the car and in they get.
Emo Scene Girls
Are they Emo, or are they Scene girls, it's so confusing. Girls with weird hair, girls with piercings and girls who take high angle photos for their social networking profiles. They're all here and they're all looking as cute as hell.
Girls Stab Friend, Blame "Slenderman'
Now this is messed up—two 12-year-old girls are accused of holding down and stabbing their 12-year-old friend and say they were motivated by internet horror meme "Slenderman."
Summer + Girls = Perfection (Squared)
More evidence (as if any was needed), or maybe it's some last-minute revision of the inextricable correlation between the ambient temperature and the attractiveness of the native females. Hot weather = hot women. Fact.