How Chicks REALLY Are !

This clip just about confirms every preconception I ever had about Aussie blokes. They’re rude, they’re funny and they love to throw the C-word about! I’m not sure he’s 100% politically correct, but dammit he tells a good story - LOL!

Condoms Are bad?

You know what i have been telling girls this for years and finally JC is on my side and we can rid the world of these terrible things forever. LOL!!

They Are SAILING

It's like a tennis match played with the furniture as the ball...ah to be on the open sea, harrowing...riding a ferry in a storm is never a good idea.

The Real Reason Guns Are Dangerous !

'Guns don't kill people - People do !' - I never quite understood that until i watched this video - As soon as you put a lethal weapon in your hands something strange and evil happens to some people and they become consumed with power - Funny and SCARY !

Too Young Teens Get Wild When Parents Are Away

There is just something too cute about chicks using hand bras !

Webcam Chicks Are EVIL !

I know that we are not much of a God-fearing religious nation anymore, but that doesn't mean that the omnipotent ones don't know when we are getting excited by watching cute girls get jiggy - They are watching you :(

Drunk Teens Are GREAT!

It's time to surrender to the best camera angle known to man or beast (or perv)

Where Are My Fries?

Chest cushions so big that they'll eclipse your view! And herein lies the drawback - the one and ONLY drawback - of having giant janglies

All Chicks Are Evil !

From a very early age all females are passed on the secret of eternal power - And boy, do they wield it well when they grow up :(

BJ's Are Easy

First off you need to warm her up with a massage, which will get her in the mood. Then coax her into the whole idea, then all she needs to do is blow on it! Simples yes!

Are You Unique?

Look at you, look at yourself in the mirror. Look at your fleshy shell and the thinking mind behind it that says "Look at me", look how unique your are and beautiful and...Oh forget it, you're just another freak in the freak kingdom.

Helicopters Are Strong As Hell

I bet this airplane's feeling pretty ashamed right now, imagine the embarrassment, the humiliation. You get back to the airport and you're a laughing stock.

Supergirls Are Too Hot

Not actually very super-hero-ish, but definitely super-cute-ish - There is something quite unusual & very appealing about a chick dressing up as an alter-ego character

You Are So Beautiful To Me........

This commercial is brilliant, look how casually she sits in that chair as if she doesnt have a scary mask stuck on her face. Imagine coming home and seeing your wife looking like that, I'd be straight back out the door.

Goats Are Nature's Jesters

Dogs are Great

Baby Flamingos Are Ugly

Giant Kids are Eating our Clouds

These Glutes are Made for Walking

I busted a nut

The Olympics Are Great